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Real name: Mike

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bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking

Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:


Wanderingpixel is also awesome.


Current Games:

All of the things


Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen



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My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie



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Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?

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Note: old header link here

For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,





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Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
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Link Dump #2, or Why Can't it be Five Yet?
blehman | 2:23 PM on 02.27.2008 15 comments


It's a slow workday, I feel like ass due to staying up drinking and playing Rock Band, and I'm bored. So, here's your "When the F@ck is Today Gonna be Over" link dump.

Link #1 - The greatest fishing tournament ever.

Link #2 - Hitlery Clinton

Link 3 - Jesus Christ, those are real too...

Link 4 - dvddesign can get a new set of undies....I can't even think of a good joke. How do these even work?

Link 5 - If this ever happens to you, put it on the internet so Heretic can post it in fail blogs

Link 6 - Woah.....cool

Yeah, that's it. I hope you have fun with these. Keep an eye out for a reviewblog of teh Apollo Justice game coming soon. Eventually. Someday.


Also, Yoda cat ftw:


Most links found courtesy of Gordon Keith.com



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 14:29
MrSadistic
A pink sock with the strapless G-String panties looks great on a T.W.A.T.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 14:31
Kryptinite
Link 4 is full of win!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 14:34
king3vbo
Yoda cat is made of win and awesome

I feel the same way... I can't wait for 5
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 14:55
bbrigg1
whoa, man I can totally like hear the colors you know? It's like each color is its own god, but it lives in complete harmony with the other colors (or gods) and it's like a complete band. rubber bands are pretty sweet how they're all stretchy and you can turn them into weapons just using your fingers, so in theory, your fingers are weapons. therefore, everyone should be arrested for having fingers, unless they have a permit, but the people that make the permits can't type it unless they have permits to use their fingers, so
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 15:00
-D-
Pssssssssh, leaving at 5 is for losers. I'm escaping at 4:30!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 15:03
Kryptinite
I'm with D...even though I'm suppose to be here until 7 :(...fuck that
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 15:07
BigPopaGamer
HA HA HA HA Yoda Cat is awesome!!

Also, me and D think alike. 4:30 is the way to go.
electristan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 15:16
electristan
Plundering, that's my new word for the month. The description in link 5 is disgusting btw :)
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 15:41
Tragic Hero
Yodacat ftw!

Unfortunately I can't escape at 4:30, my bosse are a bunch of chuds...
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 15:41
Tragic Hero
Bosses even...
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 15:48
Y0j1mb0
Good Stuff..4:30 should be official for everyone.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 16:10
Eschatos
I could stare at #3 all day.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 03:05
Bob Muir
At #3: Yes please.

At #5: WTF.
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