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About

Real name: Mike

Amazing gif!

bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
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Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
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I Have Countless Experiments and Book That I... Dat Ass...

9:07 AM on 05.20.2010

Girl Cammy-

You know, I really don’t want to come off that this line is acceptable by any means whatsoever. It’s this thong that set off a fire of remarks in total disregards to all the points I was trying to make in my last bewbs entry. Keep in mind though, again, while I don’t accept this nonsense on my behalf and should be corrected, there’s something that has to be said for this type of digression, a type that can only be produced by the cosplayers.

For people not in the know, yesterday I posted a picture about video game art and what the focus of the medium should be (i.e., Zangeif). In a rush to respond to comment, I made this stupid response instead of what I MEANT to say(i.e., Chun Li).

But it really bothers me that genders are this undiplomatic in public media regardless of environment. Gamers need to understand that these types of random fat people aren’t that funny beyond our circle of life. I mean, when are we going to get past this, “Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa” nonsense as a culture?

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Blasto

I art Furst. Also, I have seen her boobies.

chrisbradshaw

Deep and informative.

blehman

Much like your mother.

TheToiletDuck

"Gamers need to understand that these types of random fat people aren’t that funny beyond our circle of life."

oh really, i'm not entirely convinced.

*please god let the bb code work.

blehman

I had to make this live again. Sorry, internet.

Y0j1mb0

I knew this was coming.

Occams electric toothbrush

I wonder if that girl's mother knows about this picture.

And if so, does she think it as hot as I do?

Also, if that is also so, can she write down those thoughts and feelings for me?

I have a pen.

And a water bed.

Snaileb

DAT ASS!

What were we talking about?

Enkido

blehman, your great and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. Keep rocking with your bad self.

Stevil

Am I the only one who finds that girl really unattractive?

I'm not a fan of her ass either and I should know because I've read Jean-Paul Sartre.

McSnow

The best part is that she looks 15.

PappaDukes

@Stevil - No, no you are not.

Steel Squirrel

@Occams

Maybe that girl's mother took the picture...

Sharpless

I'd pound that Chun-Li. You ain't lived until you've gone fatty.

mid3vol

lol.

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