ATTN:
Dear Sir/M,
I am Mr.David Mark. an Auditor of a BANK OF THE NORTH
INTERNATIONAL,ABUJA
(FCT). I have the courage to Crave indulgence for
this important business
believing that you will never let me down
either now or in the future. Some
years ago, an American Mining
consultant/ contractor with the Nigeria National
Petroleum Corporation,
made a numbered time (fixed)deposit for twelve calendar
months, valued
$12M.USD (TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS) in an account. On maturity,
The
bank sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no
reply.
After a month, The bank sent another reminder and finally his
contract
employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation wrote
to inform the bank
that he died without MAKING A WILL, and all attempts
by the American Embassy to
trace his next of kin was fruitless. I
therefore, made further investigation and
discovered that the
beneficiary was an immigrant from Jamaica and only recently
obtained
American citizenship. He did not decla re any kin or relations in all
his official documents, including his Bank deposit paper work. This
money total
amount$12M.USD ( TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS)is still sitting
in my bank as
dormant Account. No one will ever come forward to claim
it, and according to
Nigerian Banking policy, after some years, the
money will revert to the
ownership of the igerian Government if the
account owner is certified dead. This
is the situation, and my proposal
is that I am looking for a foreigner who will
stand in as the next of
kin to beneficiary, and OPEN a Bank Account abroad to
facilitate the
transfer of this money. This is simple, all you have to do is to
OPEN
an account anywhere in the world and send me its detail for me to
arrange
the proper money transfer paperwork, and facilitate the
transfer.The money will
then be paid into this Account for us to share
in the ratio of 60% for me, 35 %
for you and 5% for expenses that might
come up during transfer process. There is
no risk at all, and all the
paper work for this transaction will be done by me
using my position
and connections in the banks in Nigeria. This business
transaction is
guaranteed.And the first phase of the transfer will be ($4M.USD)
FOUR
MILLION DOLLARS as advised by our insider in the bank.If you are
interested, please reply immediately through my personal email sending
the
following details: (1) Your Full Name/Address (2) Your Private
Telephone/fax
Number. Please observe the utmost confidentiality, and be
rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of
us because I shall require your
assistance to invest some of my share
in your country. I look forward to your
earliest reply.
Yours,
Mr.David
Mark.
This belongs in the forums.
Worst Spampost ever.
I am very are serious about money helping you with the loans to get started on your new life with prince money found through banking legal means.
Titties and making money? How could you go wrong?
I say we trust this guy.
I wasn't going to be any part of this until I saw that it's from Nigeria. Nigerians have never given me any reason not to trust them.
I know you need all reasons to believe and trust in me, so to assure you that I am indeed a person of realism and truthfullness, here is a picture of me taking from the internet with "shoe on head" as the woman requested.
David slowly kissed the back of Michael's neck, while whispering in his ear only the love and tenderness 12 million dollars can bring. "Lets start life over Michael!" David said excitedly. "I mean it! We can start life again in Nigeria!" Michael stared deep into the eyes of his auditor lover. He knew that going to Nigeria would go against everything he stood for. Micheal knew the pain and suffering that the Bank of the North International has caused him before. With all his might, Michael tried to fight it... but he couldn't resist the blue, alluring eyes of his lover.
So did you get the money and now you are rich enough to buy a PS3?
http://www.davie.me.uk/images/likes/fonejacker.jpg
Please deposit da monies!
(A little Fonejacker reference for ya!)
As David stood carrassing Michael, he knew the plan he had set in motion all those years and e-mails ago was finally coming to fruition. It had all started innocently enough, with the promise of the 12 million dollars lost to the legal system due to his last prince not having the foresight to make a will.
"And tonight," David said through Michael's neck, "tonight, it will start with you."
You totally haven't suddenly lost your mind. NOPE! NOT AT ALL
This seems legit.
You must be drunk!
Nice girl at the bottom though.
I want to read a novel written by Sadistic and Blehman.
Nanbu is coming to call out all the double standard blogs LOOK OUT
Nigeria?
That's racist.
@entrager
It belongs in a museum!
Sadistic, you and bleh need to start writing random fanfic in EVERY blog post you can. Just to spice shit up.
Could you just give me money? You know I need it. Come on, man, just do it.
Also, tits.
Do you have any authentic Indian watches left for sale? I need to know.
To quote you directly, "What is this I don't even."
Also, your NVGR blog tag is only partially correct.
But who do I get my viagra from!!?!?
I have the implicit trusting.
yes... sauce?
I'll buy the fanfic if DMS collaborates.
Yes, but do you sell handbags?
Or fine leather jackets?
or Nike sneakers?
or juicy jewelry?
No. He runs the drugstore at the corner of University and Main.
GUYS SRSLY WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
Also, Cocks.
Oops my mind got blown.