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Real name: Mike

Amazing gif!



bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking

Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:


Wanderingpixel is also awesome.


Current Games:

All of the things


Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen



My Hero:



My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie



Longcat:



Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?

To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com

To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here

For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,





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Alsox5, kitteh:


Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
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Happy 4th, Dtoid
blehman | 12:22 PM on 03.16.2010 75 comments



You're old now dtoid lol

Wow. Four years old, bigger than I'd ever imagined, and still rolling. Congrats, Dtoid, you deserve it.

Three years ago, if you'd told me that I'd still be contributing, hell, if you'd told me that I'd still be visiting a website, I'd have told you that you were crazy, who are you, why are you talking to me I'm trying to eat. But here we are.

I know that I've had my ups and downs with dtoid. I've sworn off of it, I've never wanted to leave. I've been more than a little displeased, as well as pleased, with some of the decisions on the site, with the direction of where it's headed, the future, blah blah blah, but when it all boils down, and it usually does, I come back here. All the time.

So, drink up, dear friends, strangers, lurkers. Go to the forums. Write a cblog. Hit up IRC, if you've got the balls or uteruses. Or is it uterusii? Join in on a flamebait Sterling post. Today is your day to do what you want. Just try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot.

Also, cocks.



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Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 12:34
Y0j1mb0
Word.


Also, your avatar. Fix it. lol.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 12:39
blehman
*sigh*

RIP Mastershake gif. I'd grown fond of you, but since I can't find you anymore I guess we're moving on. And it is kind of annoying that you keep flashing around like that.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 12:47
Y0j1mb0
This may not be to your liking but I did find this:

blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 12:51
blehman
Can't upload gifs into the avatar system. Or at least I can't. And that makes me a sad panda.
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 13:42
mid3vol
d'awww. lol. i seem to do the same things, say i'm not going to come back.. then i do.. blah blah blah. FAP.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 13:49
Elsa
Awesome pic! :)
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 14:14
Blasto
What the fuck is this sincerity shit?

Who the fuck are you, and what have you done with Blehman!?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 15:00
Darren Nakamura
Happy fourth!
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 15:37
Gyrael
man, bleh
Dr Chronic McNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 15:45
Dr Chronic McNinja
What day is today? It's D-Toids birthday! What a day for a birthday! Now lets all have some cake!
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 15:47
PappaDukes
Shit, dicks sucked. BUT I MADE IT TO MY CAR!
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 18:28
Dynamic Sheep
Dtoid is like my sexy, abusive boyfriend... I keep swearing I'm not going back after that trip to the hospital, but then I remember about how it told me that "nobody will ever love a freak like" me (so totally true) so I come back... crying and begging to be smacked around. Happy Birthday Samit!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 22:54
Niero
Cheers, mike.
DTRiiX's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2010 23:31
DTRiiX
Well put. Happy 4th of Ju...wait...
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 00:46
Jack Maverick
Your attitude from this blog is far too mellow. Stop that.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 01:32
Brian Szabelski
God, I love this site. :)
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 04:43
Aaron Mxy Yost
I'll miss animated Master Shake. Happy 4th bleh!
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 01:01
Steel Squirrel
Nice Clerks reference, but your new avatar sucks.

Welcome to Destructoid. Don't suck.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2010 01:25
Steel Squirrel
Now that I think about it though... it is kind of funny that in your avatar pic, Master Shake looks extremely stressed out about not being a gif anymore.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2010 19:57
Velt
I started roaming dtoid around july 2007. So im heading towards 3 years.
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proximus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/04/2010 15:57
proximus
AND, today is the FOURTH of July lol. So happy fourth!

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freshegg's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2010 12:11
freshegg
Happy 4th..may you live 100 years!
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ipadshouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/06/2010 09:36
ipadshouse
That would have made for a much better (and significantly shorter ;) blog post..Free Directory
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Its also got this heavy mechanical feeling going on, especially in the menus and environment design.mezzi case review
Anooj Sharma's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 05:10
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What day is today? It's D-Toids birthday! What a day for a birthday! Now lets all have some cake!

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What day is today? It's D-Toids birthday! What a day for a birthday! Now lets all have some cake!

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Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2010 05:36
Sir Legendhead
...how long have you been here?
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...how long have you been here?
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Anooj Sharma's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2010 06:39
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I started roaming dtoid around july 2007. So im heading towards 3 years. cheers to myself!!

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