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Final Fantasy IV DS: Up to Mysidia Review
blehman | 9:13 AM on 07.23.2008 19 comments




So yesterday aboot noon 'o clock I called my local [insert game store name here] and inquired about the fact that Final Fantasy IV was to be in stores today. Which is weird, it being the release date and everything, and I didn't think this would be one of those "must have at stores" titles. But apparently I was wrong, as I was informed of in no uncertain terms that yes, yes they did have it. And I don't know if it was the swagger I walked in with, or the fact I was wearing my scrubs still and had told them I'd be in immediately after work, but the customer service rep (a.k.a., whoever was working the counter) seemed to know that I had come in for my copy of the game. After deftly avoiding pre-ordering anything, and ducking swiftly out of the way of a "strategy guide" I made my pick-up, which was made all the easier by the fact I'd already paid for the game in full weeks prior.

Having my grubby little hands on my gorgeous copy of my game, I proceeded to return to my hovel, in which to spend the rest of my day lounging around playing. So after a few necessary chores I kicked back, turned on, tuned in, and dropped out.

I nearly teared up at the opening cinema. To see the game characters that had meant so much to me as a child fleshed out as fully realized CG characters had me so nostalgic for a minute I forget to even press start to get to the title screen. Not even mentioning the newly enhanced soundtrack, which sounded beautiful. I had to let the game go through with it's opening fully and let it sit on the title screen for a few seconds to enjoy the music for a bit more.

Then I moved on to the game proper, and let me say WOW they made this game pretty. My favorite part of the graphics presentation is the new fight scenes where for most battles the camera's pulled to the side, much like the presentation in the original, and for boss or important fights the camera is pulled back in a 3/4 isometric angle remaniscant of the original Breath of Fire. All your stats have been pulled down to the bottom screen, so that clears the top screen up for all the action. The characters you're playing look much like the characters out on the world map, but the enemies, GODS, the enemies are fantastic looking. I couldn't wait to get to the next area to see how the long remembered foes would look escaped from the confines of their two-dimensional prisons. And (besides the Mist Dragon, they made it too generic IMHO) I have yet to be disapointed in the reimaginings of the villians.

The newly done maps are nice too, as they've been upgraded to full 3d worlds to run around in, adding a nice sense of depth to the otherwise easy maps of first few dungeons of the game. They've added a map feature to ease the confusion of not being able to see more of the dungeon, and they've added a "treasure system" where if you complete a map you get stuff. Which is pretty cool, but gets frustrating when you 98% complete a map and have to run back around it to find the one spot where you didn't run far enough.

Like I said earlier, the music has been (for lack of a better word) reimagined, and most of it sounds much, much better. It doesn't cancel out the reminiscence factor, but for new players I think it goes better with the new style. All the original tracks have been updated, and I think they did a fabulous job on them. I'll always <3 the originals however.

I've only run into a few things that I dislike about the game to be honest. It's a little disorienting having to look down at the bottom screen to see stats and the action gages, and it's made no easier by the fact there is an enemy stat section below that, making it even more confusing to look at. Throw in the fact if you're playing on Active mode that you don't have time to spend poring over stats, and it just seems too complicated for it's own good. The next gripe is the voice acting. While I mentioned in an earlier cblog that they could've gotten the Spice Girls to voice all the characters and I'd have been happy, that was just sarcasm. It's not....bad...it's just not too terribly great. Cecil does kinda sound like a weiner, and Golbez sounds like Darth Vader with estrogen and asthma, but it's not all bad. Kain sounds great with his "Dark Knight" voice, and Rydia and Yang sound not so bad of themselves. The only main, main gripe I have with it so far is what the fuck is up with the thought bubble over Cecil in the menu screen? For cereal, it's really fucking with me.

Overall this is...well I'm going to hold off on calling it the definitive version of the game, but it is the shiniest version so far. There is just something amazing about seeing a game that you know backwards and forwards taken to a new level like this. I'm only up to Mysidia, and I can't wait to see what lies around the next bend.

tl;dr
I highly recommend this to long time fans of the game or new players who never had the chance to play this when it originally came out and can't "do" the old style version.



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ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 09:25
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From what I remember hearing, the thought bubble is supposed to give the party leader's thoughts on the current situation. It's just a little insight into their character, plus it's a subtle way of reminding you what you're supposed to be doing.

And Cecil sounds like a weiner because Yuri Lowenthal always sounds like a weiner. Either way, I have to stop and get a copy of it today.
thefil's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 09:33
thefil
As much as I want to buy it, I find it difficult to justify a fourth purchase, especially when I replayed the game so recently. But as part of my collection.... *fidgets*
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 09:36
Tubatic
I pulled the dumb move of not saving (Damn this auto save world we live in!) so I ended up losing all my progress up to the mist dragon fight. Mist Dragon had "a long day at work" and "falling asleep while playing an old rpg" on her side. But I agree. The game is just gorgeous and really does justice to the characters and the settings.
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 09:36
Hoygeit
Well, I was on the fence on picking it up but no longer!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 09:47
Kryptinite
Great write up! I've never played it but that will all change now.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:07
aborto thefetus
"was wearing my scrubs still"

Wait, so does that mean you are a doctor?

Also, good write up.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:22
king3vbo
I just beat the Antlion last night, and got the hovercraft. So far I'm loving this game. It's a great remake, and its one of the few DS games I play with the music turned on.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 13:02
EternalDeathSlayer
ZOMG I love this fucking game! I got lucky, my little bro is going on vacation and left his brand new copy with me, since he actually has a bunch of other games to play! I'm putting The World Ends With You on hiatus to play this instead. Just left the castle with Kain a few minutes ago. Awesome already.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 13:17
Maurice Tan
tl;dr but it sounds good!
Camelpope's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 16:03
Camelpope
I was killed by the octopus boss

I was KILLED by the OCTOPUS boss

one last time

I WAS KILLED BY THE FARKING OCTOPUS BOSS

For the first time in at least 14 years I was killed playing FF4. I had heard people were getting killed by some of the bosses in the new version but I honestly didn't expect it to happen to me. Though I did come back after that first failed attempt and made sushi. Much tasty eating was had by the party afterwards.

Anyway, the game it self I think is fantastic, however there a couple things that are minor problems but don't bother me that much. Yes the textures are washed out some due to the limitations of the DS, 3D, and the FF3 engine but that said those washed out textures are fairly colorful and I think that makes the difference. Also the frame rate has suffered a bit compared to what someone might be used to on the DS version but its ok, there is a lot going on for the DS to handle. One thing I did do was drop my brightness a notch or two, made a world of difference on how the desert terrian come out.

All in all I'm enjoying the game and while I fell asleep last night and was unable to complete my FFATHON I get off work in about 3 hours and then....
GAME ON.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 22:02
-PL-
Yeah, I just bought it today and started zooming through the beginning without leveling up or buying any equipment/items. Mistake. Mist dragon killed me. I've NEVER been killed by mist dragon before in any of the FF4's (FF2 US, FF4 on GBA, FF4 hardtype translated on SNES [not] emulator). Honestly, I think I've always been able to zoom through without grinding levels up until the first fiend fight, but it looks like I'm gonna have to be a bit more cautious this go around. A pleasant surprise.
Curious George's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 05:24
Curious George
"I couldn't wait to get to the next area to see how the long remembered foes would look escaped from the confines of their two-dimensional prisons."

I find myself remembering what everything looked like too. During the battles and cutscenes.

"And (besides the Mist Dragon, they made it too generic IMHO)"
The Mist Dragon didn't look menacing at all."

I finally noticed the Auto-Battle option and how to use it. Big mistake to use if you are tired and laying down in bed. If all you have to do is press the D-pad you might fall asleep like me and lose levels because you are aleeping and you DS dies.
Beanopolis's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/24/2008 21:10
Beanopolis

Muahahaha!
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 07:26
BlackSheep
pro tip:

press Y while walking around to change your lead character that walks, and then you don't have to deal with Cecil's bubble, you deal with the other characters.

Personally I like to walk around as Rosa

*spoiler*

while you have her...

*/spoiler*
P3T3Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/25/2008 14:24
P3T3Y
I picked it up too at my local [insert game store name here], and when the clerk scanned it he was shocked by the total. I attributed it to "SquarEnix's shiny box tariff", all the clerks in earshot had a good laugh about that.
killsm00th's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 00:27
killsm00th
Where is the best place to grind in this game? I am finding the difficulty invigorating as I play throught it, but I need to gain about 10 levels, quick. Any suggestions?
NFreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 00:26
NFreak
I am not all too far into this game, but so far it has the best storyline of any FF game I've ever played. My playtime is 8 hours and I just got to Rydia. I spend a lot of extra time leveling up and doing what-not.

For anyone skeptical of whether or not to get this game, you can also read my <a href='http://www.nfreak.net/blog/2009/final-fantasy-iv-ds-review/'>Final Fantasy IV DS Review</a>.
NFreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2009 00:28
NFreak
I am not all too far into this game, but so far it has the best storyline of any FF game I've ever played. My playtime is 8 hours and I just got to Rydia. I spend a lot of extra time leveling up and doing what-not.

For anyone skeptical of whether or not to get this game, you can also read my Final Fantasy IV DS Review.
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