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Real name: Mike
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam: blehmeng
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: blehmeng
Steam: blehmeng
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: blehmeng
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So, I made it home from the Cinci NARP at about 3 this morning. Some of y'all will remember that we left about noon thirty from cinci. Which is a horrible fucking city by the way. Stupid freeway taking us into Indiana...Anyway, here's just a few random thoughts aboot the NARP.
Itemforty is a fucking awesome driving machine. He drove 90% of the way out to Cincy, and a lot of the way back. Expect him to wake up tomorrow, as after they dropped me off they had to keep driving. 15+ hours in a car is highly recommended to be tried at least once. Sleep deprivation optional. Everyone on dtoid is friggin' awesome. King3vbo may not be the only one who may or may not be a whiny bitch anymore. Not naming any names, just throwing that out there. Despite appearances, SteamyV is not a communist. Dynamic Sheep has EPIC beardage. And he had trimmed it. AgentMOO thinks that I'm electrolemon in a white person costume. Can coonskin drink? Yes. Yes he can. Does he like to run up behind people and booty dance them while at a urinal? Once again, yes. Hoygeit is a really fucking awesomely nice guy. A ds powercord really can work as a belt. I'm still reeeeeeaaaallly fucking tired. It was worth it though. Guitar Atomik will play in front of anybody. And offending old ladies is fun. Droobies is a pretty cool guy. Eh draws on his sack, and doesn't afraid to show it to anybody. If you wack Zserv in the nuts hard enough, funny things happen. Waffle house is goooood. Cosby Tron can fucking rock the get-arrrrr. Ron Workman likes to start a good game of sacktap right after the bar closes down. WallyWorld and ShadowWolf are fucking troopers meng. Coming out not really knowing anyone and hanging 'round like you did is awesome. Did I mention long drive was long? That was a huge GTA4 poster. Also, I am fucking white. I was out in the sun for about twenty minutes, sunburned. I should've brought my camera, but I'm kinda glad I didn't. Sleeping on the floor is much better with a blanket. Thanks SteamyV's girlfriend. Don't make "Indy-hannah Jones-tanna" jokes in itemforty's car, lest you lose shotgun privileges. Keener is teh tits. So is BeZen. So is everyone, but I think I mentioned that earlier. ADB greyhounded it back. He should be in Houston on Thursday. Mid3vol looks nothing like the youtube's she posts. BigPopa is a gentleman and a scholar. Seriously, the more he drinks the smarter, scheme-ier he gets. Nothing turns on BuckFitches more than some nerdcore belt. I'm tired, so if I left you out, much sorry. I'm going back to bed, I'll do another one later.
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BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<3
Fun Fact: blehman is skilled at improvising belts and looking exactly like John fucking Lennon.
Epic times guys, I would do it again in a heartbeat.
QFT.
Epic night was Epic, what more can we say?
my bad hahah
And you forgot Bleh hits on FORMER PLAYMATES FOR EPIC WIN.
Awesome meeting you dude!
You’re one of the most low-key guys I’ve met, but I don’t mean that in a bad way at all. I’m so glad we met! Also...if you didn’t make use of those digits, well, New York is a lot closer to Cincinnati than Texas...
great meeting you man <3