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Some moar random observations from the NARP.
Riser is like the fucking christ of drinking. Make him disappear for a few hours, he comes back just as strong. Tazarthayoot is pretty much what you expect. Except much, much moar awesome. And he likes to give piggy back rides, just wish I hadn't had a beer to spill on him. Which I didn't but by the time I could give it away, Phist was already up there. Drinking heavily after a looooong drive makes me think my duffel bag would be comfortable as a pillow. Laying on it while not too terribly tired and needing to go to sleep for a few hours makes me realize it's not. Britini Martini and Cheeburga wear the same pants. Seriously. Itemforty gets fucking hyper after drinking Tang frozen energy drink. Dethklok, while an awesome cd, does not need to be played three times in a row. I do not take good pictures. NihonTiger has awesome pajama pants. I still don't know what's going on with the after party. Grimm = very, very quiet. Apparently he's not, but you could've fooled me. Phist reminds me of me, except without the vacancy. Coon reminded me to say this. We got to Tennessee, picked up Pangloss, and decided to get something to eat. So we hit up Jack in the Box. Dude walks up, asks if we're from Texas. Let's pick up from there. Guy: So y'all from Texas, huh? Well, welcome to Tennessee. Us: Well, thanks. Guy: So....listen, I'm a little down on my luck, and wonder if you could give me a ride. Where are you going? Item: Uh...the other way. (Note: improvisation, I don't remember what he said) Guy: Oh, well do you guys have any change? They kicked me out of the gas station parking lot, and I need some money for a bus pass... I left after that. Item is nice, he gave him change. The rest of us feigned credit cards. Somehow I got shotgun or driver all the way back to Texas. Thanks for sitting in the back coon and pan! I got stuck singing Coheed and Cambria. Luckily the sync was off on the drums. And guitars. After reading Maxvest's posts for so long, it was odd seeing him in a shirt with sleeves. Cool guy, awesomely friendly girlfriend. AgentMOO REEEALLY gets into singing NIN on rockband. What he lacks in hitting notes, he MOAR than makes up for with enthusiasm. BongDonkey is a very appropriate handle. It was only awkward for about twenty minutes the first night, when everyone was arriving. Then the beer and name tags got there, and everyone realized they kinda knew each other. That was actually pretty fucking awesome. Easier to remember that way too. According to Ron, fucking nothing is coming out for the xbla exciting. So stop waiting. Also, it seemed like him and Joe were actually really excited to see us come out from Texas. Made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. Until Joe twisted my nipple slowly. That kinda made me feel violated. You know, like the Depeche Mode cd. There was a bartender at the Wings and Rings with Austin Powers teeth. Everytime she opened her mouth, I thought bugs would come out. Ewwwwww. Hoygeit will take any chance to sit on tall walls. Alright. I think that covers most of it. If I forgot you, then I'm sorry, I won't be in my right mind for a few days and wanted to get this out of the way before I tired you all out. First random thoughts
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Also, forgot to mention, if you painted PetiePal green you'd get sued for copy-right infringement. Dude is tall.
-Touchdown Kelldorf
Note: I may have put one too many fucks up there, but the general feel of the exclamation, I feel, is the same.
BongDonkey is very inappropriate and should be boo'd BOOOOOOOO
i luv chu
Just wish I weren't so damn tired on Friday - seems I missed some cool stuff.
"Hoygeit will take any chance to sit on tall walls."
QFT
still haven't seen any pics though...
I hope someones comes to mah NARP in October...
LOL! I remember her!
Can I get you somethin' hunny? Yes ma'am... do you have one of those mind eraser things from "Men in Black", I'd like to erase your smile from my mind permanently, as it is the thing that nightmares are made of.
but on the real, u kept watching me didnt u, waiting to see if id like.....do something funny, like hesashark?