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Attention Dtoid: 360 L4D Tourney in the Forums
blehman | 11:39 AM on 03.11.2009 16 comments




So Tomasz, gentleman and scholar that he is, decided to start a 360 L4D tourney in the forums. Knowing that xenophobia runs rampant up here, and some are scared to journey to the "basement" of Destructoid, along with those who just can't get in, I figured I'd let you front page kids in on the action.

As of right now, we have six full teams, and one person searching. It's a real lax tourney, heck, we have no real set schedule and no prize beyond bragging rights, but hell, why not? Since I'm just relaying it on, let me let Tomasz explain the rest.

Welcome to the DToid Left 4 Dead 360 Tournament – Pre-Season!

[i]Last update: 11-Mar-09
- Member gained :) C4SC4 joins Team 6
- Game Time! Team 1 VS Team 2 scheduled for Wednesday March 11 around 10:00pm EST
- A new challenger approaches, OldManRick will play sub for anyone who needs help until he gets his own team together
[/i]

This is a casual tourney; no prizes other than bragging rights. We’re trying to accommodate as many people as possible so scheduling is lax and the tournament will go on as long as it needs to. Our aim is to have a good L4D game to look forward to every once in a while.

Team leaders are responsible for knowing their team members’ availability and scheduling matches with other team leaders. If a team you haven’t played is available, get in contact with the team leader and get it done. If you’re bored waiting for a team to become available, play someone you’ve played before on another map.

Let everyone know when you’ve scheduled your game and I’ll update this main post.

New teams are welcome! (as long as we’re not trying to wrap up the pre-season)
If you're interested in playing, make a post.

Rules:
• A minimum of 3 registered team mates must be present for each match
• If both teams agree, a rematch is permitted (to cover lag issues, etc)
• Each team must play AT LEAST 5 unique teams before the pre-season ends
• Don’t be a tool, play the game like it was meant to be played
• To allow for tighter gamers due to recent update, team with lower rank has dibs on Infected

Scoring:
• 2 points for a win, 1 point for a lose
• Points / total games played = your rank (a number between 1 and 2)

Teams (leaders bold):

Team 1
Rank: N/A
Members: TheWolfParade (Tomasz), KILL THE MUSIC, wasabiSABI420, QuixoticJacobit
Points: 0 Games Played: 0 Wins: 0 Loses: 0

Team 2
Rank: N/A
Members: blehman, Zeke7hePlumber, CLIMAXone, ProfPew
Points: 0 Games Played: 0 Wins: 0 Loses: 0

Team 3
Rank: N/A
Members: Roshey, falinter, pezking6983, Entranger
Points: 0 Games Played: 0 Wins: 0 Loses: 0

Team 4
Rank: N/A
Members: ColMagoo (Magoo), ColMagoo (1), Arctic Fox18, Sing Sang Sung
Points: 0 Games Played: 0 Wins: 0 Loses: 0

Team 5
Rank: N/A
Members: DJP3DRO, NegFactor, Maxpower, seigfreid (SHAMPOOMUFFIN)
Points: 0 Games Played: 0 Wins: 0 Loses: 0

Team 6
Rank: N/A
Members: Dok Industrial, Origim, Barcode, C4SC4
Points: 0 Games Played: 0 Wins: 0 Loses: 0


So, there you have it. If you're interested, come to the forums, find the L4D tournament thread, and let us know. Or, if you just really like to click links, hit this link: http://www.destructoid.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11717, and hit "post reply" with what you got. Look forward to seeing some new teams.



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Barcode's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 11:51
Barcode
The more teams the better. It will make scheduling easier AND more interesting matches!
Count Grishnack's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 11:56
Count Grishnack
I could not log into the forums. I am a forums noob after all.

I am down, even though it looks like bleh's team is nasty, judging from my limited L4D FNF experience.

Now all I need to do is renew XBL...
ArcticFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 12:14
ArcticFox
OH YEA BLEH, IT IS ONNNNNNNNNNN
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 12:17
blehman
Team 1 vs Team 2 TONIGHT!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 12:47
Char Aznable
No offense to the others, but my money's on team 2.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 13:15
falinter
@Char
Yeah no shit, we played them last night.
Retarded amounts of rape.


Fun times though, fun times.
Tomasz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 13:24
Tomasz
No faith in the new guys eh? We'll see how long Team 2 can hold their crown.
droobies's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 14:01
droobies
If Team 2 ever needs a sub or a boomer to help rescue survivors, let me know.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 14:31
ZekeThePlumber
Bleh, I don't remember if I told you this yesterday and I don't remember if you told me the start time but I'm working till 8PM (eastern time). I should be ready to play by 8:15-8:30 though. I thought you said 9 yesterday but I figure I'd let the team know just in case.

In closing,

FUCK YEAAAAAAAR TEAM 2!
EternalPersona's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 15:18
EternalPersona
Good luck in the tournament bleh. I'll be rooting for you and your team. GO TEAM 2! YEAH!
NegFactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 16:11
NegFactor
Is it possible to spectate? I'd like to watch the Team 1 vs. Team 2 match. :P
seltzermx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 17:18
seltzermx
I thought you could join the game as a spectator.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2009 18:35
Steel Squirrel
You cannot play L4D in the forums... that is crazy talk.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2009 00:34
Darren Nakamura
Damn. Am I too late?
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