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It’s no wonder that oranges have been taking their aim off the nonsense Fruit Salad market when apple shows up to the tree front. I personally don’t own a fruit grove but my brother does. After actually eating some apples myself, the reasons are very clear why they would target oranges, a fruit with such a different taste, that many people often speculate about merger. NOT NOW THOUGH.

Bananas, at an investors meeting finally identifying the fact that Apples are chewing down the very “casual” market that pomegranates were designed for, “Enemy of the future.” He declared.

From my take on the matter, it’s about time we level the playing field with a competitor that takes a real pride in the same fundamental philosophies that apples do. The battle before with bananas and oranges was COMPLETE nonsense and had no honor in the integrity of fruit and innovation. Competitors like Apple are as close as to the day of Aunt Jemimah versus waffles as it’s going to get. Eaters need to back Apple and oranges for the betterment of the entire industry going forward, it’s very important.

Personally, I’m looking very forward to watching both of those tasty fruits out-innovate each other in order to capture the audience versus today’s condition; where companies are using a constant monkey-see/monkey do tactics in order to manipulate the buyers to buy fruit roll-ups. I am looking very forward to buying both products that these companies release in the future.



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F1R57
Oranges are where it's at. Only fucking fanboys still eat apples and tomatoes are so not a fruit. I don't care what anyone says.
Blasto, with your "l337" use of the word "first," along with your speed and obvious skill using a computer to be able to get in here fast enough to be the first comment on a community authored weblog of obvious status and awesomeness, I just need to ask you a quick question?

Do you mind if I mate with your mouth through forced sodomy? We could play some Halo or Madden if it'll put you in the mood. :D
...And that's when lychee showed up and ruined everyone's shit.

This all plays into the fruitsalad's hand. With no one watching they now have the opportunity to completely overtake that entire section of the food pyramid.
I prefer grapes.

And by grapes, I mean testes.

@Blasto

And by testes, I mean 735735.
Oranges are good but I prefer my tangerines. Or clementines. I don't know, I always get those two mixed up.
Blehmons. Tastiest fruit out there.
bleh, what do you mean "forced" sodomy?

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God damn it, it cut of my binary >:[

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I like the cut of your binary, mister. ;)
Aww, god damn it...
I like kiwi fruit.
(don't judge me!)
@Elsa: YOU HAVE BEEN JUDGED.
I prefer oranges, but apples are prettier
@Om Nom On Souls
Graphics whore.
I'm Steel Squirrel and I approve of this message.
I bit into an apple last night only to find it was rotting from the inside out.

GAH!
What of watermelons? They have that nice, wet, soft pinkness on the inside and, when oven-warmed, provide a superior single player experience on cold, lonesome evenings. *looks around*
Woooooo I got spam on my blog wooooooo
Uhh,I think everyone knows that pomegranates are god tier.
This is relative to my interests in fruits.



Flamboyantly gay fruits.
You apple fanboys and your silly cult, really, when you feel like going back to the real fruit world let me know, i'll have some pears ready for you, cuz at the end of the day pears are juicier, tastier, sweeter and they don't clog your shit in your intestine like them fucking apples do, I.E. PEARS ARE SUPERIOR BITCHES!.
I think we're all missing the indie genre of this conversation...strawberries. They push the corporate envelope with their inherent sexuality and are only available when their god damn ready to be.
OET got the fruit domination down there. Lychees take all. They don't need not stinking Fruit Salad.
Get on Left 4 Dead so I can defibrillate your corpse some more.
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Sorry, I'm more of a vegetable person. Which doesn't really fit into the whole metaphor.
lemons....

*walks off in the sunset*

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