Oranges are where it's at. Only fucking fanboys still eat apples and tomatoes are so not a fruit. I don't care what anyone says.
Blasto, with your "l337" use of the word "first," along with your speed and obvious skill using a computer to be able to get in here fast enough to be the first comment on a community authored weblog of obvious status and awesomeness, I just need to ask you a quick question?
Do you mind if I mate with your mouth through forced sodomy? We could play some Halo or Madden if it'll put you in the mood. :D
Do you mind if I mate with your mouth through forced sodomy? We could play some Halo or Madden if it'll put you in the mood. :D
This all plays into the fruitsalad's hand. With no one watching they now have the opportunity to completely overtake that entire section of the food pyramid.
Oranges are good but I prefer my tangerines. Or clementines. I don't know, I always get those two mixed up.
bleh, what do you mean "forced" sodomy?
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God damn it, it cut of my binary >:[
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What of watermelons? They have that nice, wet, soft pinkness on the inside and, when oven-warmed, provide a superior single player experience on cold, lonesome evenings. *looks around*
You apple fanboys and your silly cult, really, when you feel like going back to the real fruit world let me know, i'll have some pears ready for you, cuz at the end of the day pears are juicier, tastier, sweeter and they don't clog your shit in your intestine like them fucking apples do, I.E. PEARS ARE SUPERIOR BITCHES!.
I think we're all missing the indie genre of this conversation...strawberries. They push the corporate envelope with their inherent sexuality and are only available when their god damn ready to be.
OET got the fruit domination down there. Lychees take all. They don't need not stinking Fruit Salad.

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