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bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
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Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking

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Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,





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360 Friday Night Fights: Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something OMG They Patched L4D!
blehman | 12:22 PM on 02.27.2009 23 comments




Good morning/afternoon/evening mentlegen and ladies. Well, lady. Well, dprime. Welcome to another pre-warm-up-prior-to-the-actual-event 360 Friday Night Fight post. Bringing all you people too good to go to the forums the information needed to live a happy and successful Friday night where you don't have to actually "go out" and "do stuff" to have a good time. Tonight we have Zombies, Nazi's, Terrorists, Rolling Stone References, Peeling Out, Rocking Bands, and Crashing Castles to fill your plate, so there should be something for all your discriminating needs.

First off though, let me re-iterate how this thing usually works. During the week, after tonight but before Tuesday, a post is made in the forums (lol we haz forums lol) in the easily enough named Friday Night Fights sub-topic section. From here, the posts are divided into Wii, 360, PS3, and Europe. Because Europe is special because they're IN TEH FUUUUTTTUUUURRREEEE. Here's where people post what they want to host, what they're interested in playing, what they're wearing, what time they're gonna host, what time they're interested in playing, and gamertags, psn id cards, wii friend codes and what not. Kind of a "end all, be all" post, and whomever wrote the post updates it with the hosting information. On Friday, someone, me usually for 360, takeshi/shipero/y0j1mb0 for PS3, some Europeon for the Europe fnf, and cranieum for wii when he's not slacking, posts a cblog for everyone to see on the front page. Then, Grim posts it front page for those who can't even be bothered to click on it. So believe me, we're working for you, to make things as easy as possible, without it taking up massive amounts of room on the cblogs for everyone to post their own hosting duties. :D

Alright, now that that's cleared up a lil bit, on to the festivities.


Batmanuel wants to play with you.

For games with hosts, times and what not we have:

GT: blehmeng
Game: L4D
Time: aboot 7 CST
First come first serve, then invites. If you're interested drop a gamertag.

GT: Brian Keljore
Game: Street Fighter IV
Time: Whenever he damn well feels like it
No restrictions, just guess when motherfuckers!

GT: DJP3DRO
Game: Rock Band 2
Time: 4 PST
He's guitar or bass, so fuck off.

GT: warchiefgrim
Game: Burnout Paradise
Time: 10:00 EST
Now that I've got the achievements for challenges (two complete sets, 250 challenges), I'm taking requests on which ones we tackle. If you're trying to get those chievos, this would be the time to do so.

For games getting up and running we have:

Christian Gamer and Krow want to get a Castle Crasher game going tonight. However, due to the negligence of them actually posting a 360 gamertag in the 360 thread, I'ma let y'all try and figure out how to get that working.
EDIT: Krow may still want to play Castle Crashers, but Christian Gamer is going to go watch the new Madea movie. Let's all point and laugh at him now.

Power-glove, greedy sombitch that he is (j/k pg, I <3 ya) decided to post a Call of Duty 4 game post. He'll be starting around 9 EST, and I may actually try and jump in there later on in the night, it's been a while since I've played some Michael Myers.

Also, also, if anyone is interested for late night drunken Uno or Bomberman, or anything, let me know. I'm always down for drunk Uno.

Also, cocks.



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pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 12:44
pendelton21
RICHARD ALPERT STARES INTO YOUR SOUL.

Also, you know I'll be there.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 13:12
casualweaponry
I'm an assssssssshooooole.

Thank you sir. Sorry about the drama, I honestly can't get into the forums at work. I'm just going to go over here, eat a little crow, and remove this shoe from my mouth. How in the world did it get in there?

Seriously though thank you.

Down for Burnout, SFIV, and Castle Crashers. Send me invites because I'll probably be watching MacGyver or something.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 13:16
blehman
<3's all around.

Oh, and Origim, I know you want to play. Send me a friend invite or something, I've had to clear some space due to "stuff."
icarus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 13:20
icarus
I am still down for some L4D, if you think you will have room.

GT: Wingman IX
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 13:33
casualweaponry
Whoops forgot to post my GT
GT: casualweaponry
PSN: casualweaponry
Steam: casualweaponry

Feel free to add me.
droobies's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 13:47
droobies
Bleh, I'll be the boomer that helps get your incapped butt up any time... or the hunter hanging out with you on the lift.

L4D or CoD4, let's do this.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 13:55
Justice
I hope I can stay up long enough for Burnout, I need to put my DeLorean aka "Jansen P12" to the test!
EternalPersona's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 13:58
EternalPersona
I'll be on at around 5 PM EST for L4D. Just drop me an invite.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 14:03
pendelton21
Oh, shit, I forgot about the L4D update. Anyone else think it's bullshit for the car alarms to be deactivated if a Tank hits them?
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 14:27
entrager
@droobies
That was some funny ass shit last night. More of the same tonight! I'll be playing L4D at around 10:00 EST.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 14:28
Kryptinite
I'm going to try and hop on Burnout tonight. Maybe a little patched L4D as well.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 15:35
blehman
Edited with your information GC. Just like ol JC would want.

:D
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 16:00
Rifter01
If I can find a copy to rent around here (I've been looking off/on for weeks) I want to play L4D. I would just already buy it, but I poor right now.

If found, I will give you a buzz, or, fyi, my GT: QuietKrunkKuma
digtastik's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 16:19
digtastik
I'm hosting the Wii FNF tonight in place of Craineum. You know how that goes... there may be some castle crashing or uno for me late late on the east coast.
Count Grishnack's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 16:35
Count Grishnack
I'll probably be on at some point maybe 8 EST.
GT: Count Gr1shnack.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 16:42
Maurice Tan
HAHA THE MADEA MOVIE!
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 17:26
ZekeThePlumber
@Pendelton: A smoker can break dance on top of an alarmed car but if a survivor so much as brushes it, it will alert the masses. I'm not sure if the tank throwing it around and not having it be able to go off is the real problem.

Also, feel the wrath of Droobies: THE WORLD'S FRIENDLIEST BOOMER!
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 18:02
pendelton21
Well, yeah, but that was one of my favorite pastimes as the tank. I'm just sad it's gone now...
C4SC4's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 18:04
C4SC4
I'm up for some Castle Crashers if anyone wants to.
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