YO ASS BETTA CAAAAAAALL SOOOMEBOOOODDDDDDDAAAAAAYY.
Oh, yeah. That's right, fuckers. After several painful weeks of inactivity, I'm back and ready for action. I know it's been rough for some of y'all, and most of you didn't even realize I was gone, but with the successful purchase of a modem that doesn't suck, and with the exchange of that one for one that worked, I'm finally back on the internets for Friday Night Fights.
We have some new games, some new levels, and lots of openings, kind of like your mother, but we can always use more participation and hosts, so if you don't see something you like go ahead and announce it in the comments.
I'll be involved in this for awhile, unless anyone wants to firefight with me early and do a late night Left 4 Dead run. Also, if anyone wants to run through some campaigns with me, let me know in the comments or send me a message through XBL. And I still have some friend space open from the last purge, so if you wanna play with me, get it in.
Halo 3 ODST Firefight
GT: Kauza
Time: 8:00 mountain time
(I'll host this earlier if anyone is interested, see above)
Newest kid on the block, and I haven't even had a chance to try it out. I think it only supports four, so if anyone else wants in on this, as Kauza may have a full room, let me know.
Street Fighter IV or Outrun Arcade.
Dtoid Name: KD Alpha
GT: MichelleMata85
About 10 P.M. Central
I don't know how this all works, but I do know that it's one of the more popular functions of the Friday Night Fightings. So get yer ass in here and let KD show you how it's done.
Call of Duty 4
GT: FencerD
Time: 9 pm Eastern until whenever
...I don't know who you is, but fuck yeah for hosting! Join his game, OR ELSE.
That's all we have for right now, again, if you want to host something just let me know in the comment section.
If you're new to Friday Night Fights, basically just find something you're interested in playing, around the times specified just send some messages/friend requests to the hosts and we'll get you in if we can. Left 4 Dead goes fast, but there may actually be two rooms full tonight.
And if you're not down with the 360 FNF crew, I got two words for you.
Crash Course bitches! Ent, if you don't have a good time with us tonight, I'll video chat you and toss my cat's salad for your viewing displeasure. When we're through with you, you'll love this map. Pouncity pounce pounce.
Hold on to your health packs mother fuckers, shit's about to get real up in herr!
I am totally outraged at being associated with Chyna. Somehow, she is able to beat me on masculinity (muscles) and femininity (the parts of her chest that aren't pecs).
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You know I'll be there for Crash Course. Maybe a night of FNF will convince me that it's actually as good as everyone else seems to think.
Friiiiiday!
If you're not too busy L4Ding, Bleh, feel free to see if you can hop into our Firefight. I think I only have 2 others confirmed at the moment.
OH MAN. When I saw the title of the post, DX was the first thing that popped into my head. I'm glad I wasn't wrong.
I'll try to be on tonight, and if anyone wants to play SF4 or MvC2 then hit me up
GT: Bullettrain304
That's 9 Central, right Kauza? I'll hop in on that for a while.
I'll try to make it for some fights, KD. No more broken wires this time.
The Road Dawg Jesse James! The Bad Ass Billy Gunn! The NEW! AGE! OUTLAWS!
I might be checking out BlazBlue sporadically throughout the night if people want to kick my ass for a bit. I'm learning, be gentle. GT: ShinigamiBV.
Yep, 9 central. I'll put ya down.
Up for ODST with whoever if I get online
Crash Course bitches! Ent, if you don't have a good time with us tonight, I'll video chat you and toss my cat's salad for your viewing displeasure. When we're through with you, you'll love this map. Pouncity pounce pounce.
Hold on to your health packs mother fuckers, shit's about to get real up in herr!
I'm glad I don't have crash course on 360 now.
I'll be... not there.
Wrestling's for fags. But I'd totally do Chyna, if she didn't have a penis-clit.
We miss you Sharp! If I was financially able, I would contribute to the Sharpless L4D fund.
And Tarvu, if that was a crack at the silly enthusiasm of my previous comment, then I too am glad sir.
You'd do her anyways, sharp. Get a job, lazy!
Yeah I think I suck at L4D, I'd expect to get raped in seconds.
@Blasto
I'm sure I'm enjoy myself more tonight. Beer helps.
Yea! L4D! and I shake my head at you Sharp. One question though...did you want to penetrate Chyna's penis-clit before or after her sex tape?
Know what? Fuck you guys for reminding me of Chyna's gruesome appendage.
Those pics bring back Pay Per View memories.
I am totally outraged at being associated with Chyna. Somehow, she is able to beat me on masculinity (muscles) and femininity (the parts of her chest that aren't pecs).
Good god, Chyna's Gruesome Appendage might be the best death metal band name I've ever heard.
i might pop in for some ODST fun :)