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Real name: Mike
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam: blehmeng
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: blehmeng
Steam: blehmeng
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: blehmeng
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YO ASS BETTA CAAAAAAALL SOOOMEBOOOODDDDDDDAAAAAAYY. Oh, yeah. That's right, fuckers. After several painful weeks of inactivity, I'm back and ready for action. I know it's been rough for some of y'all, and most of you didn't even realize I was gone, but with the successful purchase of a modem that doesn't suck, and with the exchange of that one for one that worked, I'm finally back on the internets for Friday Night Fights. We have some new games, some new levels, and lots of openings, kind of like your mother, but we can always use more participation and hosts, so if you don't see something you like go ahead and announce it in the comments. Let's break this shit down Degeneration-X style. 
L4D: Crash Course Time: 8 PM EST - whenever GT: NegFactor GT: blehmeng I'll be involved in this for awhile, unless anyone wants to firefight with me early and do a late night Left 4 Dead run. Also, if anyone wants to run through some campaigns with me, let me know in the comments or send me a message through XBL. And I still have some friend space open from the last purge, so if you wanna play with me, get it in. 
Halo 3 ODST Firefight GT: Kauza Time: 8:00 mountain time (I'll host this earlier if anyone is interested, see above) Newest kid on the block, and I haven't even had a chance to try it out. I think it only supports four, so if anyone else wants in on this, as Kauza may have a full room, let me know. 
Street Fighter IV or Outrun Arcade. Dtoid Name: KD Alpha GT: MichelleMata85 About 10 P.M. Central I don't know how this all works, but I do know that it's one of the more popular functions of the Friday Night Fightings. So get yer ass in here and let KD show you how it's done. 
Call of Duty 4 GT: FencerD Time: 9 pm Eastern until whenever ...I don't know who you is, but fuck yeah for hosting! Join his game, OR ELSE. That's all we have for right now, again, if you want to host something just let me know in the comment section. If you're new to Friday Night Fights, basically just find something you're interested in playing, around the times specified just send some messages/friend requests to the hosts and we'll get you in if we can. Left 4 Dead goes fast, but there may actually be two rooms full tonight. And if you're not down with the 360 FNF crew, I got two words for you. SUCK IT.
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
Living the dream since March 16, 2006
If you're not too busy L4Ding, Bleh, feel free to see if you can hop into our Firefight. I think I only have 2 others confirmed at the moment.
I'll try to be on tonight, and if anyone wants to play SF4 or MvC2 then hit me up
GT: Bullettrain304
I might be checking out BlazBlue sporadically throughout the night if people want to kick my ass for a bit. I'm learning, be gentle. GT: ShinigamiBV.
Hold on to your health packs mother fuckers, shit's about to get real up in herr!
Wrestling's for fags. But I'd totally do Chyna, if she didn't have a penis-clit.
And Tarvu, if that was a crack at the silly enthusiasm of my previous comment, then I too am glad sir.
I'm sure I'm enjoy myself more tonight. Beer helps.