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Real name: Mike

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bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
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Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking

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Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,





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360 Friday Night Fights: Blowing Sh!t Up With A Higher Chance of Massive Explosions and Awesome, More So Than Y0j1mb0 Edition
blehman | 11:57 AM on 06.05.2009 13 comments




Hai guize! It seems like about this time last week I was doing the same thing, at the same time, on the same day. What an odd coincidence! This week we have blowing up stuff, blowing up each other, David Carradine blew it (but not himself), and people beating each other down. Just like ole J.C.

As everyone should be aware, Red Faction: Guerilla came out this week. I've f'd around on the single player for a while, and although it's pretty fun, it's not really the reason anyone should get this game. No. You should get it for it's multi-player. In fact, you should go out now and buy it so you can play it with us tonight.

In fact, I'll wait.

Thanks to the illusion of time passing, you now should own a used copy of Red Faction 2. This is not the right game. Go back to the dang store and get the right one this time.

I'll wait.

Ok, now that you've purchased your brand new copy of Red Faction: Guerilla, sit by the tv with the game in and wait for the Friday Night Fights to start. Seriously though, get this game. Bludesign(a.k.a. the dtoid member formally know as dvddesign), Grim, Tazar, and me played last night and it was some of the funnest multi-player I've ever played. It just needed more people.

Alright, enough with the mastabatory plea for moar Red Faction players, here's tonights line-up.

blehman will be hosting
Red Faction: Guerrilla
9ish Est, 8ish Central
GT: blehmeng

johhny viral will be hosting
Red Faction: Guerrilla
8:30 EST
GT: JohnnyViral

de BLOO will be hosting
SF:IV
8:45 PST
GT: BLOORATARD

kd alpha will be hosting
Game: SFIV (NBA2K9 anyone? I just got it and want to play with someone who won't quit on me mid-match)
Time: UNKNOWN WHOOOOOOOOO *cue warped VHS 70's eerie music*
GT: MichelleMata85

Of course, that doesn't have to be all. CoD4 is getting a push to come back on regularly, as well as a late night game of Poker. Or any night of poker, really. Shadowrun is taking a back burner here for Red Faction, but it should be back next week for a bit.

Also, for anyone interested in the RF:G rooms, SUPER SECRET SMALL TEXT!

If you did not preorder it and got the map code. The mapcode is MAPMAYHEM. Go to options>extras>codes

That's it, anyone else interested in anything? Post it in the comments, along with your GT, time, game, etc. If you want invites to the game, leave your GT in the comments along with what game you're interested in.

See you tonight bitches, at least until I blow a bridge out from underneath you or a building on top of you.



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Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 12:23
Tubatic
mmmm, I might just get Red Faction then. Damn you!
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 12:25
Zombutler
Update: I'm not hosting L4D tonight, because I *THINK* I should own RFG by tonight.
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 12:38
Senisan
I'll probably get on this tonight. I have yet to try any of the multiplayer modes.

Gamertag: Senisan
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 12:40
Jordan Devore
I heard if you get 16 people to use the black hole bomb simultaneously, you can travel back in time. We're coming, David Carradine!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 12:47
Char Aznable
I'll be hosting Gears of War tonight around 9 or 10pm EST and through most of the night. My GT is ShinigamiBV. Send me a message if you want to join up, and I'll boot a random dude if necessary.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 13:07
Usedtabe
Watch out for Char's host pistol....it's beast.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 13:15
aborto thefetus
I am so in on this tonight. Rhino Pack and electric gun FTW!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 14:12
Maurice Tan
I love you, Grim!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 14:23
Y0j1mb0
LAMO...nice Blehman.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 14:24
Y0j1mb0
Thats right...LAMO!
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 14:27
Zombutler
I have acquired a fresh copy of RFG! I will be there tonight! :)
mikeyrab's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 19:13
mikeyrab
I should be on for some RFG around 10 EST. Gamertag - mikeyraab
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/05/2009 19:56
smurfee mcgee
Maybe gears or hosting L4D. I forgot that RFG came out. And I don't drive drunk.
gt = smurfee mcgee
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