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Real name: Mike
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam: blehmeng
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: blehmeng
Steam: blehmeng
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: blehmeng
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Starting last week, I'm asking the forum thread guys for ideas for the fnf blog. So any retardism is coming from there, I'm just pushing it along. Well, well, well. Another week in the boooks, another Friday has arrived, and anoooother Friday Night Fight is aboooooout to coooooommence. This week, we have several returning hooooooosts, as well as nooooooooo new ones, soooooooooo let's get toooooooooooo listing. Tooooooooooonight, as per usual, I'll be hooooooooooosting a L4D match. Hooooooooooowever, toooooooooonight, the zoooooooooooooombies will nooooooooooooooot be infected by the regular "zooooooooooooooombie" virus, but will instead be carrying the deadly and tooooooooooooooooxic SWINE FLU PANIC EVERYONE WE'LL ALL BE DEAD SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON FUCK IN THE STREETS KILL PEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPLE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT PILLAGE AND STEAL ALL YOOOOOOOOOOOOU CAN....nvm, that's dumber than Fooooooooooooox news. 
Serious business Anyway, noooooooooooooooooooow that that's ooooooooooooooout oooooooooooooof the way, here's the hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosts. Zombutler will be hosting Left 4 Dead 9:00 EST GT: Zombutler Yeah, whatever. de BLOOOOOOOOOO will be hooooooooosting Street Fighter IV 8:30 PM PST GT: BLOORATARD Beat each other up with style! *JAZZHANDS* Blehman will be hosting Left 4 Dead 7:00 CST GT: Blehmeng Yeah, whatever, fuck Left 4 Dead. AND IT'S SEVEN CENTRAL. Got it? K.D. Alpha will be hosting Street Fighter IV 10:30 CST GT: MichelleMata85 Little does K.D. Alphalang know that his start time is the same time as de blooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Mxyzptlk will be hosting Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 11:30pm Eastern GT: MrMxyzptlk123 PM him if you're interested, so he can save your spot. And let's noooooooooooooot foooooooooooooooooooooooorget $HOTGUNLEGEND21, gooooooooooooooooooooooone but not fooooooooooooooooooooooooorgotten. Just repeatedly send him messages toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo get intoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Gears of War 2. He'll be playing at awkward hooooooooooooooooooooooooooours. So, that's all, if you wanna host leave it in the comments and I'll update, if you want an invite leave your gt in the comments and invites will be sent, if you want to be a wet blanket and doooooooooo neither, then jump in a lake. FIGHT.
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JK DAWGZ! I'll be there sometime post 11:30 EST.
gamertag - mikeyraab
please?
gamertag DAMMITRAB
gt = smurfee mcgee
If I get bored I might start an HD remix room
However, Mr. Squirrel is coming over tomorrow and we gonna split screen it and play a shit ton of SFIV. If you don't already have Steel Squirrel on your friends list, look us up. He is a gentleman.