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bleh, man
Age:29
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Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,





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360 FNF: Loving Parents Edition
blehman | 12:01 PM on 08.21.2009 18 comments




Since Grim put it so nicely in his last post, I've decided against posting awkward pictures of fat people, mustached girls, or awkward boners for this week. This week, since we have a sizzling night of fnf lined up, I've decided to post why our hosts are the best parents that have ever lived. Enjoy.



KD Alpha
Marvel Vs. Capcom 2/Gears of War 2
Around midnight CST
MichelleMata85



Danmartigan w/ special guest star *Steel Squirrel*
Call of Duty 4
9PM Pacific Time
GT: Danmartigan



y0j1mb0
lol j1mb0 doesn't play 360



ScottyG sez:

I'm up for some SF4. I haven't played it for ages, and getting whomped by someone new is tempting enough for me to pick it back up again.

I'll likely be on playing Tomb Raider Underworld, but if you see me (ScottyGrayskull) fire me a PM/invite. I'll likely be playing early though (6-9 eastern), so come out early for some free wins! ^_^



usedtabe sez:

I'm hosting Gears 1 @ 8PM Central
GT: Us3d ta b3



And of course, I will eventually be involved in a game of L4D, followed by AMMO. It all depends on when I get bored of the Cowboys preseason game, so maybe a quarter or two.
GT: blehmeng

Alright, I hope that this week wasn't too eyeball blowing for you Grimmy ol boy. Next week, I have something "hot" planned to let you blow off some of that summer steam.

Till next week, KILL EACH OTHER!



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Drachula64's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 12:09
Drachula64
They seem like loving parents
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 12:10
DJDuffy
i'm in for some AMMO, or Worms 2 :)
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 12:24
Char Aznable
My faith in humanity has somehow not hit rock bottom just yet. Maybe that will change with next week's post.

I'll be around for a few games. Damn FNF (and going to work), getting in the way of my progress in Shadow Complex.
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 12:30
free touch
this would be awesome if anyone cared about Central Time.

I'll be on tonite taking challengers for MvC2, SF:HD, SF3rd SRIKUU, and sf4, and maybe garou... but doubtful since i'm the only one who bought it.

find me: freetouch2000
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 12:31
Jordan Devore
Now this is something I can truly appreciate.
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 12:31
entrager
I'll probably hit the L4D action at around 10:00-10:30 ET.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 12:40
BS3 Owner
There is no way J1mbo can top this.
Though i would like to see the valiant effort.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 12:59
Kryptinite
I'm there for whatever. Then...Shadow Complex. I want to play Agent Moo's game.
SuitcoatAvenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 13:11
SuitcoatAvenger
Woah. Woah. Alright, then.

Might be on around for some MvC2, possibly AMMO midnight or later, ET. If you see me, feel free to slap me around.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 13:22
nademagnet
So, my 360 will be on... i may not be the one in control. We got some BF:1943, Wolfenstien!!, Splossionman CO-OP, and what ever the hell else we feel like.

MSG me if you want to play.

TITTS!
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 14:55
casualweaponry
I'm so disappointed. I can't fap to any of this! I'm off to Jimbo's blog; hopefully he won't let me down.

I might be down for AMMO, but really late because I'm hanging with the Dtoid NY'ers tonight.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 15:19
Takeshi
Dammit! No disturbing pics like these on the PS3 FNF post. I only I knew beforehand...

Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 16:08
Danmartigan
very high quality stuff as usual, guys.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 16:34
ZekeThePlumber
LOL Cowboys
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 16:53
Steel Squirrel
Why do I always click on these?
My penis will eventually cease to function.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/22/2009 03:34
de BLOO
:D
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