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Real name: Mike
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bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
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Avatar Chat
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Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
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Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
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Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
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Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
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Welcome one, welcome all to the 360 Friday Night Fight blawg, your one stop shop between the forums and the frontpage, to find what games are currently set, and what games you may need to start a room on. We actually have a pretty good night lined up tonight, with lots of hosts and lots of new stuff. So what's new? LEFT 4 DEAD NEW MAPS AND SURVIVAL MODE, BITCHES. 
Wow, really? That's...current...and big... That's right kids, just when everyone was about to blow their heads off if they had to play No Mercy on more time Valve up and releases a FREE upgrayedd to Left 4 Dead, adding the versus maps of Dead Air and Death Toll and throwing in a new mode: Survival. If you haven't played survival, you haven't been accosted by four hunters at once yet...then. Besides Left 4 Dead, here on Wisteria Lane we have more than one host surprisingly enough. Let's see who will be joining the naughty girls tonight. 
tee-hee get it Hosts, gamertags, and times: Blehman will be hosting Left 4 Dead SURVIVAL MODE/NEW VERSUS MAPS!!! 8:00 CST GT: Blehmeng Game'll probably fill up fast, so if anyone else wants to try and coordinate a second room let me know. Ideally we'll go through both new maps at least once, and then splinter off into groups of drunken survival mode. Either way, good times are usually had by all, so send your messages and I'll try and get you in. Mxyzptlk will be hosting Soul Caliber IV Midnight EST GT: MrMxyzptlk123 Also may be interested in Burnout: Paradise, if anyone is up for it. de BLOO will be hosting Street Fighter IV 8:30 ish PST GT: BLOORATARD Hosting. Don't really have any more info, just send him a message/friend request. KD Alpha will be hosting Street Fighter IV/Soulcalibur IV 9:30 P.M. CST GT: MichelleMata85 While playing, would LOVE for you to discuss my mother with him. Fucker. :p ScottyG will be hosting CoD4/SFIV 5-8pm EST GT: ScottyGrayskull Play early, he's going couch dancing later. For the fighters, here's a little motivational picture. 
KD_Lang vs Mxy GET! More games? Castle Crashers Uno Peggle Forza Teh guitar heroez and rock bandz Haloez Oh, and I almost forgot, a late add on to the forum post, and a new comer to the forums, $hotgunLegend21. SHOTGUNLEGEND21 IS MY GAMERTAG ADD ME IF U WANNA PLAY GEARS 2 2:00 P.M.-HOWEVER LONG U GUYS WANT I GOT ALL DAY So, yeah, you guys hop on some Gears 2. Also, cocks. And lastly, for you kids ain't never done the fnf's before, all you have to do is be on xbl around the time the game's supposed to start and message/friend request the host to try and get in. If there's room, more than likely you'll get in.
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I need to get DW Gundam 2, bad. Let me know via PM how the versus mode is.
Also, I need to get on this sometime. I can dust off my copy of Gears 2. I wish more people played RE5 versus, but hey, what's a guy to do?
I was doing the whole "ThePlumber" whilst not being an actual plumber shtick long before he was even on the radar. He stole my gimmick AND my L4D character. What a dick. He gives fake plumbers a bad name.
Count Gr1shnack.
GT: Bullettrain304
It was a firefight!!!