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Real name: Mike
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
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PSN:
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Gamertag: blehmeng
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Gamertag: blehmeng
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Good Friday afternoon everyone! As usual, I have the distinct honor of stopping down my workday for a bit to post what we have going on in the world of the 360 Friday Night Fights tonight. What's not as usual, is I'm going to have some help in listing the games! Joining me on this special edition of 360 FNF are Jim Sterling and Kyousuke Nanbu. Say hello guys!
Sterling: Hello. Glad to be here. Nanbu: This blog sucks. Me: Thank you, I guess. How are y'all doing today? Sterling: Well, I would say that I'm doing alright, but I don't think that anyone would think that I'm serious. So I'm doing fine. Nanbu: I can't believe anyone would read this drivel. This blog sucks. Me:...thanks? Anyway, would either of you like to list who's hosting what tonight? Nanbu: The 360 sucks, just like this blog and everyone who's hosting. Sterling: I would, but I'm working on my next piece of journalistic integrity focusing on why the Sun hates video games. Me:...this isn't going to work out, is it? Thanks for joining me, but I'll take it from here. Nanbu: This sucks. 
Hosting stuff tonight, and further information. Big thank you to Zombutler for putting all this in his first post. :p Street Fighter IV 8:45ish PST GT: BLOORATARD Marvel: Ultimate Alliance Sometime GT: Mxyzptlk Star Wars Battlefront 2 ...tonight, no one is being real specific this week GT: smurfee mcgee Street Fighter IV @ 11:00EST Battle Fantasia @ 12:00EST GT: Redface? ...jesus people, give me something to work with here... Gamertag: MichelleMata85 Game: Street Fighter IV Time: 10:00 PM CST Game: Gears of War 2 Time: 11:30 PM CST Left 4 Dead 8:30PM-ish EST GT: Pojo226 And I will be trying to host a very special game of Shadowrun. Shadowrun 7:30ish CST GT: blehmeng Just send me a message if you're interested, hopefully some people will show up, as I've yet to actually play this online. And that's about that. If you're interested in hosting or playing, leave it down there, Jim, please try and forgive me, everyone else, whatever, just play.
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
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that was a genius guest write up thingy. if i only had a 360 i would ask why so many people wanna host sf4.
Also, selling my copy of Shadowrun FTL!
If I wasn't hosting on the PS Triples I would totally join you in a bout. My elf needs to slice some fools in the back again.
Anyways, I'll be around so I might join you guys for some fightin... and I can also help out in Horde mode if I see you guys on the gears 2.
I can do some Horde if you want.
I might wanna start earlier than 11:30 though.
Message me for some GOW 2. I'll get on it earlier if there is enough people.