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Real name: Mike
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Amazing gif!
bleh, man
Age:29
Lives in: Dallas, Tx
Occupation: Mayor of Metro City
Member of: Official Destructoid Beard Club
Consoles: 360, ds, snes, ps2
Hobbies: Games, reading, guitar, drinking
Because The GHost is teh awesome, my dtoid playing card:
Wanderingpixel is also awesome.
Current Games:
All of the things
Old Blogs:
Teh Randomtoid Linktoid (This is all my randomtoid blogs in one spot)
My Dtoid Thank You Note
One year w00t!
Avatar Chat
My Feelings On "Next-Gen"
Bleh-views:
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Lost: Via Domus
Community Discussion Time!
Gaming Journalism
Oh snap! Front paged!
Playing with Others: The Death of Split-Screen
My Hero:
My Left 4 Dead Dream Movie
Longcat:
Myspace profile: what the fuck is a myspace and when did this get here?
To e-mail malicious hatemail: blehman646@gmail.com
To whomever drew my header: Awesome
Note: old header link here
For Wiisucks:
Hi! My name is Jack Klassen.! I'm a completely ordinary teenage boy from San Diego, California. My interests include soccer, surfing, writing poetry, and luge. I am homeschooled by my father who fought in the Korean War and was exposed to nerve gas. He is kind of crazy but I still love him. We got the Internet two years ago and I started making new friends on Yahoo! messenger. Surprisingly, most of these new friends were older men who wanted to have illegal, underage sex with me. Needless to say, I got a boner like a rocketship and cybersex quickly became my favorite thing in the entire world. Wait, did I say boner like a rocketship? I meant my vagina got as wet as Lake Titicaca. I started saving all of the hot chat sessions I was having with the Pakistanis, lesbians, child molesters and other monsters who were instant messaging me all day and all night, and I decided to put them up here on this website so you can see exactly how disgusting the entire human race is. Since then, I have been in a waterskiing accident that mangled my genitals beyond repair, been diagnosed with cerebral palsy, brain cancer, and Crohn's disease, learned to speak Urdu and French, covered my naked body in superglue, went to French lesbian camp, made a Hindu eat a roast beef sandwich out of my vagina, and ruined perfectly good cybersex for at least one hundred people. Use the menu above to find out more about me and start reading my sexy adventures,
Also, I make people from Pheonix Wright cry:
Also, also, sparkle:
Also, also, also, jiggles:
Also, also, also, also, Trent!
Alsox5, kitteh:
Also, X-mas Shake(a.k.a. itemforty is teh sex)
Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam: blehmeng
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: blehmeng
Steam: blehmeng
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag: blehmeng
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OH! Hai there, I didn't hear you knock. Well, come on in, I'm just about dooOOOOooonnneeee....ahhhh. Anyway, how are you doing today? Peachy? Moody? Nigh-invulnerable? Any and all of the above? Regardless of how you're doing right now, I want all of you to calm the fuck down and join us tonight, on a very special To Catch a FNFHost. So sqeeze into them pants, buddy, and check out our host list for tonight. 
L4D blehmeng I dunno, sometime around 8 central-ish 
Zombutler Gears of War 2: Horde only(Ask me now to make sure I save a spot for you) 9:00ish to 11:00 EST GT: Zombutler 3 Slots Left Zombutler FRIDAY NIGHT FLICKS Transmorphers 7 Spots Left 11:00 EST 
Roshey CoD4 8Pm Est GT: Roshey 
Kauza Maximum Overdeath 9:00 P.M. EDT GT: Kauza 
Cataract SF2 HD Remix (360) GT: Cataractula 9PM EST 
Us3d ts b3 says: I'll be hosting Gears 1 around 8pm (central) Gt: Us3d ta b3 After Gears, I'm down to host some Kingdom Under Fire:Circle of Doom. After that, I'm with Kauza on AgentMoo's new game. 
ArcticFox says: I'll be hopping on some L4D, for sure, and for the warm up, would anyone be interested in some Castle Crashers? I could definitely host some Castle Crashers. So, everyone get yer spandex on and get some games going tonight! ...and Scotty G should be having a game of AMMO earlier in the night, so hit 'em up. And call the cops when you see Tupac. GT: ScottyGrayskull Join us!
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GT: Count Gr1shnack
...What? No love for the BBWs here?
Muffin top, muff-muff-muffin top.
My muffin top is all that.
Whole-grain, low-fat.
I know you wanna piece of that,
But I just wanna dance.
Check checkin' out my sweet hips,
My sugar-coated berry lips.
I know you wanna get with this,
But I'm just here to dance.
So back up off of me,
You're weirding me out.
I'm an independent lady.
So do not try to play me.
I run a tidy bakery.
The boys all want my cake for free,
But if you can't shake your fakery
Then kiss my muffin top.
If I let you touch my boobs, will you play Left 4 Dead with me?
1 A complete asshole
2 Totally unfunny
3 Shit at blogging
I'm not wasting another second of my time here.
And I like my sleep... :(
Either way, I'M LOLLAN FAH DAYZ
1 A complete asshole
2 Totally unfunny
3 Shit at commenting
Now don't waste another second of our time here.
9pm I'm hosting MvC2. I'll be playing GoW2 public matches before hand.
It's looking like KD, Zombutler and I will be playing some GOW2 late night...
...But I'm too cheap and don't have Dark corners D:
@blehman
No free rides. I need more than that.
....ok maybe not.