With apologies to randombullseye



10) The Aristocrats - You can watch it over Netflix and see people talking about eating ass.

9) The promise of tomorrow. You never know exactly when your red-ringed box of joy will get back. Maybe today, maybe tomorrow.

8) Downtown Julie Brown is...on netflix.

7) Castlevania: SOTN is on it. Better than Chronicles of Riddick. The movie, at least.



6) Yakuza 3 is never coming out in english. Just because fans clamor for things, doesn't mean that they get them. So go ahead and play games that are out and in English on your new 360.

5) Gears of War 2 - I have Gears on 360. I like it. Best cover system I think I've seen, and its just a crouch button. But really, I don't care about the story at all. I can only assume the shooting and stuff is the same in the PS3 one, which I will buy soon. What I hear though, the multiplayer is great enough to play. So if I'm not busy with everything else that I'm going to be busy with, I can play this. FOR FREE ONLINE WITH FIFTY DOLLAR LIVE PURCHASE.



4) Avatars - Even if the system dies, which it probably is going to, this still looks like something I want to buy expensive things for. Even without any good items in the videos, the customization and giant store are enough for me. I like avatars. I like spending. This just came out, and its got me hooked enough to mention.

3) FPS's - This is the first that popped into my mind. FPS's are amazing. And every other game that I've played that're like them are also amazing. Despite not being some people's thing, it is totally my thing. I love it. I love battles. I love shooting. I love stats. I love pornography. I love it. It has DLC that I have to buy as well, I love buying things. The DLC is apparently every character from all the games from the company. Even if I have to beat the game once to get all that available, that's still enough for me to buy it.

2) Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Sons of the Liberty is still coming out as a 360 backwards exclusive. Just give it some time to run it's course on the PS3, and as soon as all teh copies are out the door, it's making an exclusive printing on 360. You can quote me on that.

1) Yojimbo. Fuck that guy and his PS3 BIAS. It's like you gave Jim Sterling a beard and a bathroom full of gaming mags and said "Write some more stuff about the playstation, and make sense!" But I digress, whatever.