I was at the store yesterday and bought a new kind of cracker that I hadn't seen for sale
before. Instead of falling into one of the traditional cracker categories like your "triskets" or
even "Wheat Thins" it is a new breed all its own and that, my friends, is something to be
refreshed about. There has been far too little inovation in the cracker industry the past few
years. What I can tell you is that this new cracker is something you definately should be
looking into.


incredible! sensational! amazingly...salty...

These

are so amazingly tasty that I have decided to write to all of you and tell
you just how much these crunchy snacks have given me true hope for the future of the entire
cracker eatting nation and even world that loves crunching and munching on snacks while
watching television or maybe even playing video games.

Now that you have been enlighten to the breached new frontier of cracker melding madness
that has been wrested from the near brink of undiscovery by culinary contortionists
attempting the impossible you must leave immeadiately and find a box and eat from it until
satisfied.

NOW GO