People don't get too excited, you might have an accident, but the most anticipated game of the year for the Wii console has arrived and we must now bow our heads in exaltation to Mr Nintendo for his greatness!

The official release is actually a few days away but SPECIAL people have already received their copies and are, as I type, releasing the vital secrets of the joyous game to the infonets.

What are you thinking? Don't have a Wii yet?? Well I have to imagine that now is the time for all those holding out for some solid lock-and-load Mario action to jump on the Wii-train and Choo Choo Choose to buy one..(<---wow U R Mr. Gay)

Little children, and the not so little, will undoubtedly be awed by the amazing challenges that await them with this new title. Wii already boasts more than 180 games, including 120 downloadable Virtual Console™ titles. By the end of the year, that total number will climb to about 330 games, including an additional 100 new games from every major third-party publisher, along with an additional 50 Virtual Console titles.


Mario Galaxy is even fun for hockey stick wielding Polar Bears

What will happen once you buy your copy?
Well lets see first your free time will evaporate like Mario's Bee suit after he is hit by some water. Then you'll realize that your other consoles aren't being played nearly as much as they used to be...kinda like the Wii used to be.... And finally you should be astonished to find your face has been transformed into a permanant smile...


Even the Joker is playing Mario, "He's...My Number One...Guy..."

So... If you haven't already reserved your copy of the game...well you're probably shit out of luck at this point, you waited too long. But what you might still be able to do is wait outside your local Gamestop and bumrush someone whose managed to snag a copy!

I've got the day off of work and might even try to get some video of my amazing adventures that day...but either way Im sure its gonna be a blast!!!!

If for some reason you don't like Mario?

FUN FACT OF THE DAY!

DID YOU KNOW If you could throw a snowball fast enough, it would totally vaporize when it hit a brick wall...AMAZING!

Do YOU have any mindless facts or worthless knowledge lounging around in your swollen gourd??? TELL ME NOW!!!!!