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David Houghton Stuns, With Two Posts In Same Day
bleep | 9:23 PM on 07.21.2007 12 comments


One of the writers for Destructoid.com stunned his friends and the world by writing and posting to the internet two stories in just one day. It started yesterday when David was relaxing for the evening. He said to himself, "Ya know, Im finished writing rubbish, tomorrow I'm gonna get in there and really impress at least one person." The next morning he wrote furiously for a matter of minutes to produce the most in-depth and surprising story about Sony not needing christmas sales, that has ever been written.
But David wasn't finished yet. After revitalizing himself with a giant plate of fish and chips he set about the inconceivable task of writing yet another story....the same day!


People everywhere are calling David Houghton a hero.

Once he had exhausted himself after about 5 minutes he reluctantly realized he had actually managed to create yet another masterpiece so amazing it actually surpassed the first in its greatness. When reached for comment all David had to say was, "Yeah I know a lot of people are calling me a hero and everything, I just don't think of myself like that. I'm just an ordinary person like everybody else....I just care more ya know." And while everyone is trying to grapple with the implications of such an act of unbridled creativity and efficiency most people are just asking themselves one thing, "How does he do it?"

Well How Do You Do It David?


You will always be a hero and a pillar of the community to everyone here at Destrucoid David



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Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 22:51
Joe Burling
David Houghton just cares more. He's a true American hero. Wait a minute...
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 22:58
Pangloss
If I were a lady, I would want to have David Houghton's babies.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 23:18
the GAMEGOBLIN
If I was a walrus, I would eat fish.




Oh, good job David.
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 23:29
William Haley
I also heard he finish a whole glass of milk. The man is a legend, people!
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2007 23:29
Joe Burling
If I were Jim Sterling, I'd be fishing my monocle out of a glass of champagne right now.
Gamechamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2007 01:27
Gamechamp
Surely David is the Chosen One.
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2007 03:29
LostCrichton
People like David Houghton because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2007 08:01
Jim Sterling
brb gotta saves mah monoclez
David Houghton 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2007 10:24
David Houghton
Hey, what can I say? Some people are just born with it.

I'd like to thank God, my parents, Jesus, and God for making all of this possible, and all you guys too.

In your own way, you all help me be as goddamn awesome as I am, and I appreciate all the important work you do in making the magic happen.
Jake Clarke's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2007 15:13
Jake Clarke
3 cheers for David!
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