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I've been gaming since before I got my NES on Apple II's and an old IBM 8088. Never had an Atari or Odyssey. I got an NES for Christmas in the 80s and have been a gaming nut ever since. I love Nintendo's IPs and because of this I've bought every systemm to date (including VB). In addition to every Nintendo system (-Wii), I've also own a Dreamcast, XBOX, 360, and PS3.

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Fake Game Friday est mort! Vive le Fake Game Friday! Assassin's Creed 2?
bhive01 | 8:46 AM on 01.18.2008 20 comments


I've been told Fake Game Friday's have been put on hiatus for a while. I created the following game but since it is a popular culture reference that may lose it's meaning I felt it was necessary to put this out there for all to see ASAP.



In the not too distant future, Tom Cruise takes leadership of Sciontology and uses his power and rocket powered DC-8's to influence all of the world's elite. It is your job as Christian Baletair to destroy Tom Cruise's plans for world domination and restore order and peace. Baletair will have all new weapons and moves at his disposal to stop the evil Cruise. Learn new moves of the Gun Kata as you progress. Gun Kata is a martial art that places emphasis on two tenets: shooting the enemy as efficiently as possible, and avoiding return fire. If Baletair's health becomes dangerously low you can activate a special Psycho Baletair mode where Baletair strips naked and chases innocents with a chainsaw. Baletair can also become freakishly skinny using his Machinist ability and gain the ability to sneak through cracks or small gaps. Also, instead of a noble stead, Baletair can gain access to the Batmobile to barrel his way through Cruise's followers. This is, however, at the sacrifice of the element of surprise.


I had help. D, Riserglen, BlindsideDork, Snaileb, Bahamut, Hoygeit, DVDDesign and Maxvest all had a hand.

BTW, Fake Game Friday still lives on in the forums... Go HERE to submit yours.



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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 08:59
Kryptinite
Man I really really really want to punch this dude in the face. And Baletair is just guy to do it!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 09:03
Snaileb
Your so clever. Thanks for posting this, as I would buy it for both systems, just to experince the full pleasure of Christian Bale in mah video games.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 09:04
BahamutZero
I would love to stab cruise with finger-knives
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 09:05
Snaileb
You're*

Also, Riser would shit himself.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 09:13
itemforty
I already have this reserved for the PSP
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 09:28
tazarthayoot
Fucking epic.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 09:29
itemforty
wonder swan color dreamcast turbografx 16.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 09:33
MaxVest
Don't forget that for Christian Bale, his default setting is Godmode:on. But he came to us as a man so he could suffer as one of us.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 09:34
DJDuffy
haha so much win bhive...DC-8's are the only way to fly
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 09:34
BluDesign
I already have the Special Edition reserved that comes with the 8 foot tall marble Baletair statue.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 09:44
BahamutZero
thats the one that shoots come in a rainbow fountain, correct?
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 09:44
BlindsideDork
I love the mini-boss in this game, Will Smith. He is hard but whenever he says "Get Jiggy With It," you smack him upside the head and he is vulnerable for 20 seconds!


Oh man..one more non-three lettered group!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 09:49
MaxVest
I heard Cruise projects a field of charismatic delusion that sucks you in if you get too close and he can blind you with his smile.

Also you can choose to redeem or destroy Will Smith. If you redeem him, you can summon his rap attack later.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 09:52
BahamutZero
wiki wiki
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 10:57
Hitogoroshi
Damn dude. That is pretty fucking awesome.
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 11:17
JonDarkwood
petition for colecovision

signed
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 11:22
Clockwork
Greatest cover art ever? Yes.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 12:19
BS3 Owner
^ YES!

You bhive, are a genius.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2008 14:32
liam2015
I would love to have that game. I'm surprised you had time to write this, you've been playing assassin's creed for like the past week. I thought my friends list was retarded, you couldn't be playing such a bad game for so long.
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