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Yeah, I only come here out of some morbid fascination of Jim Trolling's horrible opinions on video games. It's understandable that when a medium becomes popular and more mainstream that the idiot to clued people ratio would be severely slanted towards idiots but they should never be in a place where they can influence other idiots with their dribbling on about things they have no idea about.


Spread thinly over;

Street Fighter 4

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Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth
Valkyria Chronicles

-----Previous Multiplayer (in no particular order):-----

Unreal Tournament
Unreal Tournament 2003
Thievery (UT)
Real Time Movie Studio (UT)
Unreal Tournament 2004
Unreal Tournament 3
Unreal II XMP
Battle Realms
Medal of Honor
Call of Duty
Call of Duty 2
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Counter Strike
Counter Strike: Source
Team Fortress
Dungeon Siege
Diablo 2
Tactical Ops (UT)
Frag Ops (UT2003)
Jedi Knight 2
Quake 4
Soldier of Fortune 2
World of Warcraft
America's Army
America's Army 3
Left 4 Dead
Rainbow Six
Raven Shield
Neverwinter Nights
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
Dungeon Keeper 2
Black and White
Alien vs Predator 2
Soul Calibur 4
Ghost Recon
Worms Armageddon
Red Faction
Heroes of Might and Magic 5
Hidden (Source)
Insurgency (Source)
Dystopia (Source)
Red Orchestra (UT2003)
The Third Reich (UT)
Deathball (UT2004)
Battlefield 1942
Day of Defeat
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War 2
Heroes of Newerth Beta
Metal Gear Online
Team Fortress 2
Street Fighter 4

Frantic in anticipation for:

Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Deus Ex 3
Project Stealth
Super Street Fighter 4

Updated: 9/3/09

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