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About Me
I arrived on Earth when Zeus let me ride a thunder bolt he hurled from Mt. Olympus in 1983. Upon landing, I tossed the thunder bolt back to Olympus with a note reading, "I'm coming back some day to claim my throne, motherfucker." Then I got laid, picked up a NES controller and the rest is history. Awesome history.

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Systems:
NES
SNES
N64
Game Boy(not even color)
XBOX
PS1
PS2
Wii
DS - black (like my semen)
360
PS3



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This is me


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This is Vargas. Of course. Vargas does not drink...does not smoke...does not make love.


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If you want to get your vagina slapped around in some Brawl, here's my code:
0473 7435 0363

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Favorite games (in no particular order):

uno) Resident Evil 4 (GC)
dos) Super Smash Bros.
tres) Raiden II (arcade)
cuatro) Super Mario Bros. 3
cinco) Halo 1 multiplayer
seis) Super Metroid
siete) Megaman 2
ocho) Super Dodge Ball
nueve) Half-Life 2 (along with TF2)
diez) Tecmo Super Bowl
once) Flashback (SNES)
doce) Street Fighter II Turbo
trece) RBI Baseball (NES)
catorce) Ocarina of Time
quince) Soul Calibur
dieciseis) TMNT II Arcade
diecisiete) GTA: Vice City

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My willy is 4 miles long.
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bbrigg1 | 10:22 PM on 08.24.2009 6 comments


I treat her like a lady should be treated. I lay Dtoid down and whisper in her ear, "Relax, this will only take a minute", but it really takes two. Then I fart and we lol into the night.



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Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2009 22:47
Gyrael
Like it should be.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2009 23:20
Gyrael
This is clearly the best blog yet it has the least comments.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2009 23:28
Sam Spectre
@Kiranio

It's cool cause it's indie and undiscovered.
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2009 23:33
Gyrael
Well, don't go and ruin it.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 01:06
Hamza CTZ Aziz
lol farting
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 04:40
Knivy
wow...2 mins? i think you're pushing yourself too hard
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