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I arrived on Earth when Zeus let me ride a thunder bolt he hurled from Mt. Olympus in 1983. Upon landing, I tossed the thunder bolt back to Olympus with a note reading, "I'm coming back some day to claim my throne, motherfucker." Then I got laid, picked up a NES controller and the rest is history. Awesome history.

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N64
Game Boy(not even color)
XBOX
PS1
PS2
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DS - black (like my semen)
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Favorite games (in no particular order):

uno) Resident Evil 4 (GC)
dos) Super Smash Bros.
tres) Raiden II (arcade)
cuatro) Super Mario Bros. 3
cinco) Halo 1 multiplayer
seis) Super Metroid
siete) Megaman 2
ocho) Super Dodge Ball
nueve) Half-Life 2 (along with TF2)
diez) Tecmo Super Bowl
once) Flashback (SNES)
doce) Street Fighter II Turbo
trece) RBI Baseball (NES)
catorce) Ocarina of Time
quince) Soul Calibur
dieciseis) TMNT II Arcade
diecisiete) GTA: Vice City

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TF2 Screenshots: Best of (thus far)
bbrigg1 | 1:55 AM on 12.02.2007 3 comments


I was going through my TF2 screenshots today and was laughing my nads straight off, so I thought I would share the entertainment with those of you who may appreciate it. I've never posted pictures, so I hope this comes out not shitty. Without further ado, I present to you...



This is, by far, the most kick ass one I have. I've never noticed the yellow eyes.





Fuck pyros. If you always play as a pyro, I hate you. Oh, and if you can read the text, it appears that I was in the Dtoid server. So, shipero, if you see this, you're a son-of-a-bitch. I hate you.





High Five!





There aren't too many things more satisfying than seeing a teammate avenge you. This should bring about a good warm feeling to some of you.





Nice Torso





I'm not sure how this happened, but apparently a fellow engineer and I decided to dance in front of this soldier. I'm sure our oblivion is in the near future.





"uh-oh"





Every once in a while, being an asshole to someone can be a positive thing, indirectly. In this case, if you'll notice the conversation, 'byrd-man' politely asks how to do voices, which is fine, but everyone has to figure out the f10 button asshole move at some point. I figured it out the same way he did, so I got my revenge from long ago. Sorry, byrd-man....sucker





Fatass stuck. I see that exclamation point over the soldier, and all I can hear is the Metal Gear sound when someone spots you.





Not sure how this happened...most likely from launching myself into the air and happened to land on the ledge.





Die, fatass.





Spy (best class on the game) battle. Had to put this on here.





Moment after i got TK'd. The medic looks genuinely pissed that I got TK'd.





Meat Hole is the best.



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3 comments | showing # 1 to 3
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TeamR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 04:27
TeamR
hehe. those are some classics!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/02/2007 08:59
Eschatos
Pretty sweet indeed.

BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2007 15:21
BlindsideDork
Must play now...
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