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I arrived on Earth when Zeus let me ride a thunder bolt he hurled from Mt. Olympus in 1983. Upon landing, I tossed the thunder bolt back to Olympus with a note reading, "I'm coming back some day to claim my throne, motherfucker." Then I got laid, picked up a NES controller and the rest is history. Awesome history.

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NES
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DS - black (like my semen)
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This is Vargas. Of course. Vargas does not drink...does not smoke...does not make love.

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If you want to get your vagina slapped around in some Brawl, here's my code:
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Favorite games (in no particular order):

uno) Resident Evil 4 (GC)
dos) Super Smash Bros.
tres) Raiden II (arcade)
cuatro) Super Mario Bros. 3
cinco) Halo 1 multiplayer
seis) Super Metroid
siete) Megaman 2
ocho) Super Dodge Ball
nueve) Half-Life 2 (along with TF2)
diez) Tecmo Super Bowl
once) Flashback (SNES)
doce) Street Fighter II Turbo
trece) RBI Baseball (NES)
catorce) Ocarina of Time
quince) Soul Calibur
dieciseis) TMNT II Arcade
diecisiete) GTA: Vice City

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My willy is 4 miles long.

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OVER NINE THOUSaaaaaaaaaaaND!!!!
bbrigg1 \| 8:36 PM on 06.27.2008	7 comments

Well, as you may become aware after looking at this, I am not a huge fan of Dragonball Z. In fact, I don't like it at all. In fact fact, I hate it. The few times I have watched it, the same thing happens: Two people are fighting...well are about to fight, so it seems....and they sit there talking back and forth about why they're about to fight, both looking like they're trying to squeeze a turd the size of the Statue of Liberty out. Then it goes on for a century until the episode ends.

Anyway, I'm taking myself out of this, to save it for some DBZ nerd who actually likes that show. I was initially entering just for the 360, but that's kind of shitty, so I'll use this as an excuse to make fun of that worthless show.

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6 comments | showing # 1 to 6

nebones

i lol'd

pendelton21

tis ok in my book.

keefles

kratosmaster

As a recovering fan of the show, this is one of the better ones so far. Sadly, not the best.

Qraze

i agree w/ kratosmasher. good one. it actually makes sense.

Respectable Gentleman

This makes sense?

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