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I arrived on Earth when Zeus let me ride a thunder bolt he hurled from Mt. Olympus in 1983. Upon landing, I tossed the thunder bolt back to Olympus with a note reading, "I'm coming back some day to claim my throne, motherfucker." Then I got laid, picked up a NES controller and the rest is history. Awesome history.

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N64
Game Boy(not even color)
XBOX
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DS - black (like my semen)
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Favorite games (in no particular order):

uno) Resident Evil 4 (GC)
dos) Super Smash Bros.
tres) Raiden II (arcade)
cuatro) Super Mario Bros. 3
cinco) Halo 1 multiplayer
seis) Super Metroid
siete) Megaman 2
ocho) Super Dodge Ball
nueve) Half-Life 2 (along with TF2)
diez) Tecmo Super Bowl
once) Flashback (SNES)
doce) Street Fighter II Turbo
trece) RBI Baseball (NES)
catorce) Ocarina of Time
quince) Soul Calibur
dieciseis) TMNT II Arcade
diecisiete) GTA: Vice City

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N*gga always tryin' to eat somebody's burgers! (NVGR)
bbrigg1 | 4:47 PM on 07.01.2008 10 comments


This is, by far, the funniest shit I have seen today.
The first word is 'shit', so turn the volume down, if you have to.



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dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 16:56
dephect
This would be funny... if it didnt remind me of my neighbors.... and well... the rest of the block.
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:23
godkow
I'd be mad if someone ate my cheeseburger, too.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:32
Electro Lemon
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, HE ATE MY FUCKING CHEESEBURGER!?
Creamsnake's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 17:49
Creamsnake
That reminds me of my neighbors too. Except they are 13 year old white kids. Also, they fight over stupid shit. You can't just eat another man's burger, damn it!

Awesome avatar, btw. I was just thinking of the episode where Wolverine was acting out his homicidal fantasy in the danger room, slaughtering multiple versions of Cyclops :-D
ShuperShawn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 18:31
ShuperShawn
If some asshole decided to come along and eat me burger, I'd get so pissed off. Just like Creamsnake said, you just can't eat another man's burger, it's just not right.
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 18:36
dephect
I agree with being pissed off... but the fighting skills need an upgrade :D.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 19:29
Crunshii
did I just see some empty hand slapping? like a gay rapper does?

tsk tsk.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 20:05
13thDragon
That must have been one delicious cheeseburger.
SunTzu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 21:21
SunTzu
So, Black Men fight like Teenage Girls?

Good to know.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/02/2008 05:11
Batthink
"I left ma cheeseburger right here!"

"WOAH!"

LOL. XOD
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