I arrived on Earth when Zeus let me ride a thunder bolt he hurled from Mt. Olympus in 1983. Upon landing, I tossed the thunder bolt back to Olympus with a note reading, "I'm coming back some day to claim my throne, motherfucker." Then I got laid, picked up a NES controller and the rest is history. Awesome history.
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Systems:
NES
SNES
N64
Game Boy(not even color)
XBOX
PS1
PS2
Wii
DS - black (like my semen)
360
PS3
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This is me
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This is Vargas. Of course. Vargas does not drink...does not smoke...does not make love.
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If you want to get your vagina slapped around in some Brawl, here's my code:
0473 7435 0363
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Favorite games (in no particular order):
uno) Resident Evil 4 (GC)
dos) Super Smash Bros.
tres) Raiden II (arcade)
cuatro) Super Mario Bros. 3
cinco) Halo 1 multiplayer
seis) Super Metroid
siete) Megaman 2
ocho) Super Dodge Ball
nueve) Half-Life 2 (along with TF2)
diez) Tecmo Super Bowl
once) Flashback (SNES)
doce) Street Fighter II Turbo
trece) RBI Baseball (NES)
catorce) Ocarina of Time
quince) Soul Calibur
dieciseis) TMNT II Arcade
diecisiete) GTA: Vice City
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My willy is 4 miles long.
That's awesome.
AWESOME picture.
So is yo mama. ow ow ow.
Just kidding, she's not that old.
I'm saying there should be more kid zombies in every thing.
(but NOT like the retarded way that 28 weeks later did it.)
I know, I know.
But what can a zombie baby do? Gum ya the death?
Surely you know not the horrors of being gummed to death!