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I arrived on Earth when Zeus let me ride a thunder bolt he hurled from Mt. Olympus in 1983. Upon landing, I tossed the thunder bolt back to Olympus with a note reading, "I'm coming back some day to claim my throne, motherfucker." Then I got laid, picked up a NES controller and the rest is history. Awesome history.

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Systems:
NES
SNES
N64
Game Boy(not even color)
XBOX
PS1
PS2
Wii
DS - black (like my semen)
360
PS3



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This is me


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This is Vargas. Of course. Vargas does not drink...does not smoke...does not make love.


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If you want to get your vagina slapped around in some Brawl, here's my code:
0473 7435 0363

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Favorite games (in no particular order):

uno) Resident Evil 4 (GC)
dos) Super Smash Bros.
tres) Raiden II (arcade)
cuatro) Super Mario Bros. 3
cinco) Halo 1 multiplayer
seis) Super Metroid
siete) Megaman 2
ocho) Super Dodge Ball
nueve) Half-Life 2 (along with TF2)
diez) Tecmo Super Bowl
once) Flashback (SNES)
doce) Street Fighter II Turbo
trece) RBI Baseball (NES)
catorce) Ocarina of Time
quince) Soul Calibur
dieciseis) TMNT II Arcade
diecisiete) GTA: Vice City

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My willy is 4 miles long.
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10 Things You Wish You Wanted to Think You Knew About bbrigg1
bbrigg1 | 9:17 PM on 02.03.2009 7 comments


Guess I'll do this. I've seen some bad ones, maybe mine won't be the worst.

1. I've been shot through the arm (bicep). It was a pellet gun, nicked the bone, but it went through my arm. Got a scar on both sides.

2. My toes (big toe and the next) have to be crossed for me to go to sleep.

3. I prefer Pepsi over Coke.


4. I was the 40-yard dash champion for 4 consecutive years in Elementary School. In 6th grade, my reign of victory was cut short by some white trash kid. I wasn't that mad, since I knew he was white trash and I wasn't.

5. That Tru Blood HBO series supposedly takes place where I'm from. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, the part where they go party in Monroe that looks like a Snoop Dogg video is entirely inaccurate. There would have been multiple murders in RL. And the gay black guy would have been stabbed.

6. I memorized the part in Blues Traveler - Hook where he breaks it down and can still recite it word for word to this day. That's right.

7. I've been to one pro-wrestling match in my life and Sting dropped down from the ceiling, then got hit in the head with a sledgehammer. I hate pro-wrestling, but that was funny/awesome.

8. I was a part of the filming of Beowulf. Except this Beowulf was for a high school class and involved me running from someone with a camera with my cardboard tube arm ripped off through the frozen section of Wal Mart. We found out later that it is illegal to run through a Wal Mart with a mask on. We managed to get the whole conversation with the cop on audio.

9. Nickname: Bear

10. I went skimboarding during Hurricane Katrina. Our power went out, so we did what any group college students would do when there is no power and lots of rain and an unused skimboard laying around. Used it.

Pretty much exactly what we were doing

*Bonus I just bought a PS3. Need some games. Got LBP.



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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2009 21:23
MrSadistic
whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for some video games

PSN: SaintSadistic

I love you.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 00:00
007
What the... Does Sadistic comment in the right blog?

"My toes (big toe and the next) have to be crossed for me to go to sleep."

...You're a fucking weirdo. I have to sleep with my dick in my palm and a finger tickling my cooch, but that's different. You, sir, are a freak.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 09:38
Char Aznable
Nice gamertag. lol

The hoooooooooook brings you baaaaaaaaack. Are you talking about the part in the song where he mentions Rin Tin Tin and Anne Boleyn or something?
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 11:09
bbrigg1
@Sadistic. Love you more.

@007. Thank you

@John. Perhaps. I've been suggested that before...

@Char. That's the part
digtastik's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 12:56
digtastik
3) for shame. i didn't know they sold pepsi at Johnny's. -10 pts yankee.

5) tru dat. i thought the same thing. and the accents are shit.

7) me too. my only match was at the civic center.
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