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Why Destructoid loves me.

I treat her like a lady should be treated. I lay Dtoid down and whisper in her ear, "Relax, this will only take a minute", but it really takes two. Then I fart and we lol into the night.

 





Solid Snake Wallpaper by yours truly.

I was photoshopping around the other day and made these wallpapers. Figured I would share. They are 1920x1200. If you like it, save it, use it, print it out and piss on it, whatever... Which do you guys prefer? Criticism is encouraged. EDIT: I don't mean to bump it up, if it does, but I added another without the lens effect.

 




OVER NINE THOUSaaaaaaaaaaaND!!!!

Well, as you may become aware after looking at this, I am not a huge fan of Dragonball Z. In fact, I don't like it at all. In fact fact, I hate it. The few times I have watched it, the same thing happens: Two people are fight...

 


A-Ha - Quake on Me

Someone took some Quake gameplay footage and made it look like the A-Ha - Take on Me video. Pretty sweet, if you ask me. Don't know how old this is...if it is at all, but... I've actually never played Quake, so if it's not Quake, don't cast your stones

 


Madden '08 $10 on all systems.

Since I had to hide my last deal blog, I found a not-so-spectacular one. Micro Center is selling Madden '08 for $10 on all consoles, and $8 on PC. There may be 1...2 people who may be interested in this, even though '09 will be out in August. link let's hope this one hasn't already been posted

 



The start of the Affair. Halo 1 multi-player

First and foremost, let me say this. I AM NOT a Halo fanboy. My hatred for Halo 2 and Halo 3 is directly proportional in magnitude to my love for boobs, or as some of you prefer, bewbs. In my opinion, boobs are the greatest...

 


About bbrigg1one of us since 2:04 PM on 07.26.2007

I arrived on Earth when Zeus let me ride a thunder bolt he hurled from Mt. Olympus in 1983. Upon landing, I tossed the thunder bolt back to Olympus with a note reading, "I'm coming back some day to claim my throne, motherfucker." Then I got laid, picked up a NES controller and the rest is history. Awesome history.

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Systems:
NES
SNES
N64
Game Boy(not even color)
XBOX
PS1
PS2
Wii
DS - black (like my semen)
360
PS3



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This is me


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This is Vargas. Of course. Vargas does not drink...does not smoke...does not make love.


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If you want to get your vagina slapped around in some Brawl, here's my code:
0473 7435 0363

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Favorite games (in no particular order):

uno) Resident Evil 4 (GC)
dos) Super Smash Bros.
tres) Raiden II (arcade)
cuatro) Super Mario Bros. 3
cinco) Halo 1 multiplayer
seis) Super Metroid
siete) Megaman 2
ocho) Super Dodge Ball
nueve) Half-Life 2 (along with TF2)
diez) Tecmo Super Bowl
once) Flashback (SNES)
doce) Street Fighter II Turbo
trece) RBI Baseball (NES)
catorce) Ocarina of Time
quince) Soul Calibur
dieciseis) TMNT II Arcade
diecisiete) GTA: Vice City

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My willy is 4 miles long.
 
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