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11:46 AM on 11.22.2011 // bayushi
Tales of Skyrim: Thorbardin investigates a murder...

Tales of Skyrim:
In today's episode the heroic Nord Barbarian Thorbardin visits the town of Windhelm wherein he is investigating a series of murders. Young maidens are being brutally killed using what appears to be an embalming tool. I followed a trail of blood which led to a remote house that was barred with a Master Lock. "Here I go," I thought as flexed my mighty muscles, then stuck an arrow head and a dagger into the lock. I had 7 of these "lock picks." My current lockpicking is around 30. Just one little jiggle *crack*
Ok, come on, *Break*
For the love of Talos! *break*
UGH! What is a mighty Nord to do?
Fuck this shit!
FUS RO DAH!
The @#@!#!@# door would not budge. I went to visit Ulric Stormcloak's right hand man who told me to get the key from the owner's home...
*sigh*

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