E3's return to it's bloated, over the top glory next week is really welcome. I like the idea of gaming getting exposure on traditional media outlets and, I also like excuses to post pics of booth babes. Hell, even a coked-out Rose McGowan on GTtv is fun in a surreal kind of way. They really should have just gotten Tricia Helfer to do the co-hosting with Geoff Keighly, she's got way more cred with me, and she makes my goolies do sommersaults.
But I've always gleaned one very clear impression of E3 from the journalists and bloggers over the years; it looks like a butt-load of hard work. Lining up for hours on end to get a hands on with a new edition of a game you may not care about because your readers are desperate for it? Imagine having to choose between the line up for Modern Warfare 2 or Wii's Sport's Resort if you have a large number of new readers who are casual enthusiasts? I've also read that the PR and hype BS for this thing is crazy too. My favourite moment from last year is Reggie F. Aime saying with a straight face that Animal Crossing is Nintendo's reaction to the "Core's" thirst for games. Now Animal Crossing is a fun pseudo-rpg experience; but hardcore it is not.
So have fun guys and gals, I look forward to the tweets and updates, I look forward to any Legend of Zelda Wii and God of War 3 news, and most of all I look forward to just sitting with my laptop or my iPhone in comfort while you poor sods have to slog through the masses and nonesense. Now, enough feeling Brad's biceps and get to work!
It's not you I'm worried about, it's Reverend Anthony. You guys should make him attend all the EA and Activision stuff and force Samit to go to all the faggy arthouse booths.
Oh and Hamza should not be allowed to attend any booths with babes. I don't think D-toid needs any(more) sexual harrassment suits.
If Reggie says shit like "Animal Crossing is for Cores" again, I'll boo, then cry.
Haha this made me much more nervous dude. We have like 5 people going (all first timers, and with only 5 months of journalism experience), so it's going to be absolute hell, then I'll take a look at Destructoid's monster coverage, and get even more nervous.
I've already said that if Reggie brings weak-ass shit I'm starting the Reggie is a transexual campaign on Twitter, I'll mock up pre-op photos with his face, I'll tweet hourly, I'll even "follow" the hooker tweeters just to get more exposure.
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CURRENT PRIMARY TIME SUCKERS: Batman:Arkham Asylum, CoD4, and Katamari Forever
Favourite games of all time?
1. Resident Evil 4, Gamecube
2. Super Mario Brothers, SNES
3. Call of Duty 4, PS3
4. LoZ:Twilight Princess, Cube, Wii
5. Half Life 2, PC
6. Half Life 2; episodes 1 and 2, PC
7. Puzzlequest, DS
8. Metroid Prime 3, Wii
9. Mariokart 64, N64
10. Donkey Kong Country, SNES
Favourite games of this generation?
1. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, PS3 and 360
2. Drake's Fortune, PS3
3. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, Wii
4. MGS4, PS3
5. Halo 3, 360
6. Burnout Paradise, PS3 and 360
7. Gears of War, 360
8. Mariokart Wii, Wii
9. Fallout 3, PS3
10. Killzone 2, PS3
Current Consoles;
Sony PS3
Nintendo Wii
Nintendo DS
iPhone (hey, I'm sinking a lot of time into puzzlequest and fieldrunners...what can I say?)
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That didn't add to my sense of nervousness and dread for sure.
:-D
Brad "The Guns" Nicholson will ensure that queues aren't a problem.
It's not you I'm worried about, it's Reverend Anthony. You guys should make him attend all the EA and Activision stuff and force Samit to go to all the faggy arthouse booths.
Oh and Hamza should not be allowed to attend any booths with babes. I don't think D-toid needs any(more) sexual harrassment suits.
;)
If Reggie says shit like "Animal Crossing is for Cores" again, I'll boo, then cry.
Haha this made me much more nervous dude. We have like 5 people going (all first timers, and with only 5 months of journalism experience), so it's going to be absolute hell, then I'll take a look at Destructoid's monster coverage, and get even more nervous.
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LOL Magnalon
I've already said that if Reggie brings weak-ass shit I'm starting the Reggie is a transexual campaign on Twitter, I'll mock up pre-op photos with his face, I'll tweet hourly, I'll even "follow" the hooker tweeters just to get more exposure.
Reggie has been warned. Grrrrrrrrrr.
D-toid ftw.
Wii Music Two: MotionPlus!
A ha ha!
Oh, Reggie.