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4:04 PM on 03.23.2011

Its an early morning in April in Louisiana,even though the days heat is suffocating.The fabric of my clothes clings to me with the perspiration accumulated from the hike through the dense underbrush of the pine forest. I check my trip lines and my gear one last time , then look down at my watch, the small convoy should be rolling through soon.I lay down on a spot of dead leaves over look the highway 1077 as I hear the vehicles crawling down my road like they own it , they are severely mistaken. I take out the picture of my wife and whisper "All for you." as the first vehicle, a small light skinned jeep, hits my first I.E.D. The rest of the convoy halts and soldiers flood out of the APCs.I detonate my second explosion and the last jeep explodes into a brilliant fireball.Now the soldiers are scattering like ants disrupted from there trail , running and screaming.I grasp my grandfathers .30-06 as tall man steps calmly out of a well armed APC. He stripes catch my eye like a bright morning , this is the one I thought to my self , the one who killed her.I line up his ugly face in my cross-hairs, and unmercifully.the shot connect and I can see all the eyes turn towards me yelling out and pointing.The shots rained down around me as I hastily tired to run , the cannons loud as the fourth of July celebrations of my child hood. I weave in and out of the pine trees and the thorn bushes protest my path.I hear the voices closing in on me ,prefect I think. The voices turn to scream as the platoon hits the forest edge.The whole sky it seems was ablaze with the orange glow from the explosion.I ran as fast as my legs could carry me to a small motor bike hidden in the bushes and speed off into the morning fog,Now I can rest in peace.



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For the love of God, someone report this man! He's killing people, the maniac!
North Koreans aren't people silly!
Seriously, though - this is a pretty good blog. It's jam-packed full of creativity and descriptive detail; something I feel is sadly lacking in the Community Blogs.
What the fuck did I just read? There's creative writing and then there's this garbled nonsense that sits on my page like the scribblings of a 7 year old after learning what the NRA is.

Since when did the cblogs become a space for people to write out their gun fantasies?
well I wrote this for the contest, and since none is crazy enough to read the whole 350 comments then I deiced to post this here.I'd like to see you write something better in about 10 minutes. no brain storming just a blank page and a Idea.
You're a Libyan rebel attacking a nationalist outpost, go. I want the page short story in my inbox by the end of the day bakewell.
Alright it sounds to me like you are in Houma. Now on West Park Avenue is the Southland Mall. That's pretty close to the pine forest so it shouldn't be a thing to get there on your motor bike.. I'm gonna need you to stop in the entrance near JC Penny and head over to Corn Dog 7.




Get me a number 2, extra hot mustard, and a Pepsi. When you order, talk to Niecey cause she give you the employee discount.
I know about as much about being a libyan rebel as I do the menstrual cycle i.e. sweet fuck all. I could however write an entire trilogy about the finer points of making a delicious cup of tea. It would have about as much relevance to gaming as your blog. Infact, the only thing linking your blog to gaming is it's name.

Forgive me if I seem harsh but your blog just reads like a gun fantasy or a trailer for an action movie. Im sure it has much more appeal in the greater context of the writing.
Will do Occams, Aslong As I get to come in and enjoy a corndog with you.
Again, It was for a contest on the website Bakewell,I don't mind helpful comments regrading what i could do better,but to me it seems like you are nit picking.
Man, I could go for a corn dog right now. I'll take a root beer (A&W) and ketchup over Pepsi and mustard any day, though.

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