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bamberina | 11:30 PM on 09.16.2007 66 comments


Electronical Love Story: Part 1 This is a story about what a videogame website can do to love. There are always things that you don't get to see. This is a peek behind the Dtoid curtain. The better halves of Dtoid might know this to well. Once upon a time there lived a girl who met a boy. They quickly fell in love and made plans for their future. One night while the girl was away the boy discovered electronicals. When she arrived home later that night the house was a disaster and and the boy was on his bed surrounded by these electronicals. They were everywhere and the girl did not know what to do. The boy only spoke to the electronicals and the girl was becoming lonley. She bought new clothes and tried different hairstyles but still he gave her little attention. He had not been out of the house in months and had changed his name to Greybush. So the girl left the boy to drown in his own filth. This was not the man she fell in love with years ago. Both the boy and the girl moved on but never once stopped loving each other. The boy was forced to make a living by his electronicals for their was no other way. He flew around the united states and went to parties while the girl continued to go to school. They reunited six months later and fell into a dangerous love spell once again. He promised that if she vowed to love him forever that he would set away time for her and only her. Oh how the girl wanted to believe him, this is what she had been praying for. The girl knew his new job with electronicals was important however and was skeptical as to whether or not this was even possible. The girl did not know what to do. Her heart was torn, and the decision wrestled in her mind until her own self doubt won. The boy became angry with uncertainties and her lack of faith in him. Now she does not know if there will ever be a happy ending, but in time she trusts that what is meant to be will be. It is all up to the Electronicals now.



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Roflcopter Pilot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:38
Roflcopter Pilot
Mmmmmhmmmm...
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:40
Neonie
Interesting
Roflcopter Pilot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:41
Roflcopter Pilot
Yeah, I have a feeling this will get a healthy amount of feedback...because you're a girl...and it includes teh Ron...I guess.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:41
atheistium
lol, ron's ex's invade the toid's!
GTFO? :P
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:43
Bob Muir
And they all lived happily ever after.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:43
Sharpless
This woman has been touched by greatness in ways that I can only hope for.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:43
kwaselow
I'm guessing the boy drinks
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:44
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Wow. 900 plus comment thread! Also, do a Nerdcore!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:44
Maurice Tan
I see what you did there.
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:46
Puppetpallmich
give ron another chance bridget, if he wants one, we will force him to get off the comp. also epic win on the post
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:48
ZekeThePlumber
I think her biggest mistake was changing her hair to get his attention. I think of at least five better ways off the top of my head. Unless this Greybush guy really likes hair.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:48
Topher Cantler
This all sounds hauntingly familiar...
Socrates Legs's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:50
Socrates Legs
Its days like this when I feel like I struck a few marbles and am just sitting around waiting to see where they roll

Hopefully where yours ends up has a happy ending, even if bounces somewhere you weren't expecting
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:50
EternalDarkWing
Penis penis penis.
WmV337's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:54
WmV337
BE READY FOR THE GENKIJAM
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:57
Tron Knotts
I'm calling out Gaybear on this one. The bear is at it again, and this time it's (fake) personal.
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 22:58
Phist
Bamberina, you forgot the play-by-play make-up secks part. This guy sounds like an expired douche.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:01
Neonie
@ Knotts

Electronicles DOES sound like something Gaybear would say....
FuriousGeorge's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:03
FuriousGeorge
didnt read all that though i figure I'll catch it when its up in livejournal ⌐_⌐
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:06
EternalDarkWing
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Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:07
Yashoki


Wut now?!
WmV337's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:09
WmV337
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itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:10
itemforty
WHAT IS WITH THE PIRANHA?
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:12
Butmac
Cool, I think about Dinner, Pottery, and Yoga all day too.
WmV337's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:13
WmV337
Edit.


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topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:17
topgeargorilla
What the hell is going on?? I don't get it? Is this ron's realy exgf??

Cereal??

um, ok, this is dramatic.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:21
Pedro Blandino
<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7249/23226598wr2.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/></a><br/>
that's how we see the world.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:23
Pedro Blandino

this how we see the world. Electronicals controls us
fixed**8
slee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:27
slee
wahhhh!!!!?
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:30
balth
Let's see, how about multiple choice:

1. If this is real:

If this is real, then my dear, if you truly love him, and he truly loves you, then you should attempt a compromise. He compromises to spend time with you AND work, and you compromise to SHARE your life with him and his work. You cannot have him completely, and thinking such will lead to utter failure.

Will the compromise work? Only time will tell. I'd suggest counseling, as well and strong communication between the two of you. Lists are very helpful, especially of expectations on aforementioned compromises, so that each partner is clear what the other expects of them.

Men are not mind readers, nor are women. The more you communicate, the more you will grow and understand each other.

As for your self-doubting and skepticism, that's a choice. The real question is what is more important to you? Your love for this guy, or your fear?

And that, is a decision that only you can make.

2. If it's not a real post...

Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:49
Coonskin05
It would actually be "DIstractoid", not "DEstractoid". I can see why Ron broke up with you.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:50
Sharpless
It would actually be "DIstractoid", not "DEstractoid". I can see why Ron broke up with you.
xen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:50
xen
It would actually be "DIstractoid", not "DEstractoid". I can see why Ron broke up with you.
Ogu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:50
Ogu
It would actually be "DIstractoid", not "DEstractoid". I can see why Ron broke up with you.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:50
Dynamic Sheep
It would actually be "DIstractoid", not "DEstractoid". I can see why Ron broke up with you.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:50
Bob Muir
It would actually be "DIstractoid", not "DEstractoid". I can see why Ron broke up with you.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:50
Maurice Tan
It would actually be "DIstractoid", not "DEstractoid". I can see why Ron broke up with you.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:50
Sharpless
Haha, you dumbass. :D You sent the wrong link!
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:50
bottled dark
tl;dr

seems like you have enough advice anyways
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:51
Bob Muir
Way to make us post again following your crappy link, coon.
Ogu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:51
Ogu
Damnit! I hate you :(
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 23:58
Hoygeit
Hope everything works out?
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 00:00
ArrestedDeveloper
In before I take my pants off......oh wait, nevermind.



*Me and Greybush at Pax*
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 00:12
Maurice Tan
I stand by what I say.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 00:21
Dynamic Sheep
I was used :C
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 00:21
the GAMEGOBLIN
Your MSpaint skills are terrible. I can see why Ron broke up with you. The length of your blog post does not sum up the fail you have unleashed through your mouse and on to a electronic canvas, for a blog post to sum up your fail would stretch out to Pangaea.

Yeah, that's right; your shoddy work translates into a document that's length is so grand that it must go back in time to unravel it's disgusting vile literature and stale infant feces that would, on closer inspection, appear to be text for the world past and present to see.

That picture you have gingerly placed up there shall torment my mind forever, as it sustains a quality that glares the viewer into thinking that the artist (in this case, executioner) must have combined all the hate around the world and concentrated it into a mouse click upon which you continued to violate your computer, nay, yourself, deep down in your shattered soulless heart contained in that bard-wired dungeon, to create that picture.

Feel proud. Feel proud
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/17/2007 00:39
AngelsDontBurn
My anus is bleeding.
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