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Anything PS3, PS2, Old-school Mac (Dark Castle FTW).

My name is Mark, and I work in finance.

I am a nerdcore individual, and have done pretty much everything I've ever wanted to do in life. I've owned a comic shop, written for GamePro (one article w00t), traveled the world, played a couple CCGs professionally (and actually made money at it), owned 3 other businesses, romanced the most beautiful women and done it all with friends.

I have a blog over at http://www.gamersledge.com/wordpress where all the friends I pick up over the years like Katamari Damarcy hang out and we discuss nerdgasm things. Always looking for interesting people to join us.

There's a bit left on the old to-do list, but I'm pretty happy at my current job because I'm helping people.

I'd call myself a hardcore gamer; I started with el pong, although I was pretty young when it came out. From there I got a 'tennis' game (i don't think they actually had another name), my folks got me an Intellivision for Christmas and that was it; it was all over. I knew I could never get enough. (I get bonus points from all my friends because I still carry a He-Man intellivision keypad cover given to me by a great friend, in my wallet. The cover, not the friend.)

From there, my folks moved to the Ozarks, in the middle of BFE and Nowhere. I learned about the NES and eventually started stealing games from Wal Mart and Toys R Us, back before they had learned. Eventually I got caught stealing em at a video store, and I never did it again. But I bought a SNES from Wal-Mart my sophomore year in high school. Final Fantasy II made me an addict to RPGs. I returned my SNES to wal-mart in its original box and styrofoam my junior year of college. Because I had the receipt, original box and all styrofoam/equip, they gave me full price LOLz. I used that to buy a PSOne. It was that system that really drew me in and Final Fantasy VII and VIII and the original Persona destroyed any chance of me ever losing the RPG bug. I had a friend from Brazil while I was in college, and he was independently wealthy. Every week we would go and buy a SNES game or computer game and play it together and beat it. We were both great at fighters as well, so in my sophomore year I started doing the competitive circuit around KC, and always walked away with money. I've given up fighters mostly now; Tekken, VF, SC, SNK vs. Capcom2.. I play them for fun now; I don't have the time/energy to try to always win anymore... I won't forget the first time I walked into a Japanese arcade... I got 20-hit juggled with Cervantes. I cleaned up on SNK v. Capcom tho, and Virtua Fighter. I fared on tekken as I did on SC LOL.

Anyways, after college I started travelling for work, and was bringing in big bucks as I was gone all week/every week. I got a DC and every game/peripheral made for the system, in fours. I had a projector that I used for work, and when I was home 1-2 days a week, I'd throw parties like Mario Party as a drinking game, or Bushido Blade while drunk. It was great stuff. I picked up 5 ps2s on launch day, and let my friends buy them from me for cost. I got 2 ps3s on launch day, but 1 got cancelled, so the friend I had promised the other two let me get it. I was afraid I was going to be shot/mugged on the way out to the car with it. But it was awesome.

I am a Rhymes with Bony fanboi through and through, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate Xbox or Nintendo.

I did a 50-episode podcast on videogame news/reviews at my website http://www.gamersledge.com/rssfeed.xml

I think it was hellafun and good, but scheduling conflicts with my partner and I led to its ultimate demise.

I produced that podcast, and was putting like 4-5 hours a day into it. It was too much with work; I'm beginning to think that a roundtable format with no sfx is a much better idea LOL.

Anyways, my gamertag on the PS3 is balth feel free to add me if you want to play some warhawk or super puzzle fighter hd turbo remix alpha hyper king kamehameha spirit bomb genshiryoku shin reppu shao koken II.

The only thing that really sucks about having moved back to the 'Zarks is that there are not really any educated nerdcore type people here. I have no friends my age here, so online gaming is pretty important to me.

RPGs; Persona 3, Every Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest VIII, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Elder Scrolls Oblivion, R:FOM, Warhawk, White Knight Story when it comes out.

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Want to REALLY finish the fight... in Fable 2? Now with MOAR Master Chief.
balth | 10:43 AM on 10.16.2008 17 comments




First let me assure you that according to Daily Game these aren't shoops.

And you aren't THE master chief per se, but you are sporting the Mjonlir (pronounced Mee yon lihr for you unfamiliar-with-Norse-j types) armor and Vibra blade. (mm the times I've had with your mom with the vibra-blade


Yeah, that was pretty much the face she made...well, right before she couldn't talk anymore, anyways.

-- er, the Elite Energy Sword made it in there as well.)



Check out the article for the full details; I don't even own an Xbawks, and even I think this is fairly Carbuncle.

via Daily Game

that is all.



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balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 11:02
balth
News addendum: You'll get it only when you level up for the first time by downloading a patch, and that's only available for the Limited Edition.

EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 11:05
EternalDarkWing
Old. Also, it's Mjolnir.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 11:06
shipero
I'm happy to let the fight continue unhindered.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 11:09
king3vbo
Finish the fight OLD SCHOOL
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 11:12
MrSadistic
Finish my ham sandwich.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 11:29
AngelsDontBurn
This makes me want to hate the game. Stupid Halo.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 11:31
Tubatic
I'm looking forward to rocking the energy sword. Screw the armor though.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 11:39
nintendoll
medieval + space sword = wtf?
DonHonk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 11:52
DonHonk
fuck halo
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:31
RAB
ufck the halo armor


CHICKEN SUIT FTW


i fucking LOVE chicken
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 12:56
pedrovay2003
And my interest in this game has just gone down.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 13:26
casualweaponry
I'm such a huge slut for Halo that I will be at the midnite launch again. Man I fail at life.
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:02
balth
I will be at the midnight launch myself, but only to pick up Little Big Planet (YMMV at your local GameStop).
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:04
TheDreadHawk
HALO PREQUEL CONFIRMED. MOLYNEUX HAD US TRICKED THE WHOLE TIME.
nmezib's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:33
nmezib
totally "mjolnir" (mee-YOL-nur)

or Mjöllnir if you want to be a prick about it.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 23:43
nebones
AWESOME
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