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Snaileb would roll in his grave post, Lemon would flame me post: GTA4 Impressions
 by balth on 05.01.2008      16 comments




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JACK of No Trades's Destructoid Blog
Dude, send me an invite tonight. I was busy with single player last night. Im ready to battle.
shipero's Destructoid Blog
You forgot the most important part: DON'T LET BALTH DRIVE.
brosef's Destructoid Blog
Speaking of Lemon, where the hell has he been?
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
MOST DEFINATELY DON'T LET BALTH DRIVE.
DynamicSheep's Destructoid Blog
add me: DynamicSheep

I've got it and am still working through the single player.
balth's Destructoid Blog
hehehehehehehehe

Never let me drive.

I am best at: setting gps coordinates
hanging out windows and being shot to death
pretending I am the Boss and getting in getaway vehicles so I get shot to death while the real boss guns down the po-po.
jumping to my death.

that is all.
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
Dear Mrs. Balth,

While I appreciate your offer of "hand with mouth sex" followed by a "blumpkin," I am sad to say that your current status as:

A) federal prisoner
B) quarantined leper victim
C) quadruple amputee with leather fetish

simply does not appeal at this time. However, there may be a chance for reform, and possible love in the future.

although you really shouldn't have set those babies on fire.
007's Destructoid Blog
I GET IT!
Elitechief27's Destructoid Blog
I just got it and am going to play it right now.
balth's Destructoid Blog
Babies burn better than hotdogs.

What can I say?

The man does his homework.
Holyetheline's Destructoid Blog
I sort of want to play with balth right now. Don't know why, hahahahaha. My gamertag is "Affinitia"... add me!
topgeargorilla's Destructoid Blog
Where have Snaileb and electro been?

Also, Snaileb dropped me off Live. I don't know why. I've been cutting myself since I found out.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
I AGREE
brosef's Destructoid Blog
I just checked my friends list and electro lemon isn't on there anymore. In fact, HE'S NO LONGER A REGISTERED USER!!!



Our golden boy has forsaken us. Prepare the milk cartons... and possibly the Amber Alert. ;__;
Tricoden's Destructoid Blog
While we're discussing people that have randomly dissapeared >_>

...What ever happened to WiiSucks? One day I realized that he just dissapeared? Where did he go?
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
Hey, sorry about tonight. I can't seem to connect to any of your games. Sucks.

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My name is Mark, I'm a soon-to-be-president of a Credit Union. w00t.
I am a nerdcore individual, and have done pretty much everything I've ever wanted to do in life. I've owned a comic shop, written for GamePro (one article w00t), traveled the world, played a couple CCGs professionally (and actually made money at it), owned 3 other businesses, romanced the most beautiful women and done it all with friends.

There's a bit left on the old to-do list, but I'm pretty happy at my current job because I'm helping people.

I'd call myself a hardcore gamer; I started with el pong, although I was pretty young when it came out. From there I got a 'tennis' game (i don't think they actually had another name), my folks got me an Intellivision for Christmas and that was it; it was all over. I knew I could never get enough. (I get bonus points from all my friends because I still carry a He-Man intellivision keypad cover given to me by a great friend, in my wallet. The cover, not the friend.)

From there, my folks moved to the Ozarks, in the middle of BFE and Nowhere. I learned about the NES and eventually started stealing games from Wal Mart and Toys R Us, back before they had learned. Eventually I got caught stealing em at a video store, and I never did it again. But I bought a SNES from Wal-Mart my sophomore year in high school. Final Fantasy II made me an addict to RPGs. I returned my SNES to wal-mart in its original box and styrofoam my junior year of college. Because I had the receipt, original box and all styrofoam/equip, they gave me full price LOLz. I used that to buy a PSOne. It was that system that really drew me in and Final Fantasy VII and VIII and the original Persona destroyed any chance of me ever losing the RPG bug. I had a friend from Brazil while I was in college, and he was independently wealthy. Every week we would go and buy a SNES game or computer game and play it together and beat it. We were both great at fighters as well, so in my sophomore year I started doing the competitive circuit around KC, and always walked away with money. I've given up fighters mostly now; Tekken, VF, SC, SNK vs. Capcom2.. I play them for fun now; I don't have the time/energy to try to always win anymore... I won't forget the first time I walked into a Japanese arcade... I got 20-hit juggled with Cervantes. I cleaned up on SNK v. Capcom tho, and Virtua Fighter. I fared on tekken as I did on SC LOL.

Anyways, after college I started travelling for work, and was bringing in big bucks as I was gone all week/every week. I got a DC and every game/peripheral made for the system, in fours. I had a projector that I used for work, and when I was home 1-2 days a week, I'd throw parties like Mario Party as a drinking game, or Bushido Blade while drunk. It was great stuff. I picked up 5 ps2s on launch day, and let my friends buy them from me for cost. I got 2 ps3s on launch day, but 1 got cancelled, so the friend I had promised the other two let me get it. I was afraid I was going to be shot/mugged on the way out to the car with it. But it was awesome.

I am a Rhymes with Bony fanboi through and through, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate Xbox or Nintendo.

I did a 50-episode podcast on videogame news/reviews at my website http://www.gamersledge.com/

I think it was hellafun and good, but scheduling conflicts with my partner and I led to its ultimate demise. That and I kept having problems with the RSS feed (it wouldn't update past 44 for some reason).

Anyways, if anyone's interested, you can download all of them from my forums http://gamersledge.com/phpbb2 although you will have to make a l/p to get to them, they're in the show notes section.

I produced that podcast, and was putting like 4-5 hours a day into it. It was too much with work; I'm beginning to think that a roundtable format with no sfx is a much better idea LOL.

Anyways, my gamertag on the BS3 is balth feel free to add me if you want to play some warhawk or super puzzle fighter hd turbo remix alpha hyper king kamehameha spirit bomb genshiryoku shin reppu shao koken II.

The only thing that really sucks about having moved back to the 'Zarks is that there are not really any educated nerdcore type people here. I have no friends my age here, so online gaming is pretty important to me.

RPGs; Persona 3, Every Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest VIII, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Elder Scrolls Oblivion, R:FOM, Warhawk, White Knight Story when it comes out.

I currently have my own website at http://www.gamersledge.com
We started the podcast up again and added another host; the show comes out pretty much weekly on Tuesdays (or around tuesdays lol). Look through my history to find all the links, listen and let me know what you think.

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