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Not Fail. You know, much like the guys over at Penny Arcade, I have a love/hate relationship with MGS. I beat 2, picked up 3. 3 was immediately teh bane of my existence, and after having a problem with the controls, I made it to the first bridge (that's right the very first bridge) and resorted to running five feet, chomping on the death pill, reviving, running five feet, etc. I only made it halfway across the bridge. I took the disc out, chucked it at a passing car, and vowed to be done with MGS4. Earlier this year, however, I had gotten excited about it again. I prereserved it via MoneyStop. This is what I preordered:
I figured with the bonus blu rayp in there, maybe I'd get some kind of recap to help me understand what the fuck had been going on in the previous 2 games I'd played (also since I skipped the third, which I understand was Big Boss, not the lovable Solid Snake). Anyways, flow-chart-necessary-back-story-aside, I played so much:
Call of Duty 4: A game you can RUN WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT lately, that I had adopted a new hybrid aggressive sniper mentality. I run around like a chicken with my head cut off to where I want to camp, and then I play dead. So I've been aggressively dreading the release of MGS4. I forgot I had even prepaid for the LE version. I had been contemplating shunting of the monies from it to something else. I longingly looked at the Dragonball Z game that just came out. That's how low I was.
Friends don't let friends play DBZ games. Except Shipero, for he is beyond mortal help. So, I TRIED to find something else to buy, but alas; non. So I resigned myself during the drive home that I would give it a fair shake. I popped the disc in, and watched Snake smoke for eight minutes while I devoured smoked sausage and sauerkraut. Surprisingly, eating food from the German mötherland put me in the right frame of mind for warfare. Go figure. German food + Snake = War. I think I'm onto something here. Anyways, to make a long post even longer, I found myself playing for more than 6 hours without realizing it. Oh I still have complaints (weapons you pick up don't automatically go into the weapon field, you have to go 'equip' them; no running; it takes a while before the militia realizes you aren't shooting at them so they stop shooting at you... crapping of pants. Seriously? Isn't Innuendo enough? I think it is... and what the FUCK is with those eggs?), but overall I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised. The story has already drawn me in. It's nice to see old faces, and the character development is done well, so far. Anyways, I give it </arbitrary score here>. It's not the greatest thing since sliced bread, but it isn't the worst thing since Don King, either. I'd call it great, but not wonderbread. The new 11/10 that is all.
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I keep waiting for the gods to interviene but those impotent pricks have yet to act.
A) there are many things I would do to Natalie Gulbis, most of them illegal, some of them that would sicken Workman
B) MGS3 was fucking awesome
Topical AND dirty!
Also, BHZ, I thought you were dead.
Shipero: Didn't Frieza kill them all? You're playing the game, you tell me!
My sentiments exactly. Gulbis/MGS4 are win.
Oh.. I'm sorry. I didn't even read the blog. You really shouldn't distract people like that.