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Anything PS3, PS2, Old-school Mac (Dark Castle FTW).

My name is Mark, and I work in finance.

I am a nerdcore individual, and have done pretty much everything I've ever wanted to do in life. I've owned a comic shop, written for GamePro (one article w00t), traveled the world, played a couple CCGs professionally (and actually made money at it), owned 3 other businesses, romanced the most beautiful women and done it all with friends.

I have a blog over at http://www.gamersledge.com/wordpress where all the friends I pick up over the years like Katamari Damarcy hang out and we discuss nerdgasm things. Always looking for interesting people to join us.

There's a bit left on the old to-do list, but I'm pretty happy at my current job because I'm helping people.

I'd call myself a hardcore gamer; I started with el pong, although I was pretty young when it came out. From there I got a 'tennis' game (i don't think they actually had another name), my folks got me an Intellivision for Christmas and that was it; it was all over. I knew I could never get enough. (I get bonus points from all my friends because I still carry a He-Man intellivision keypad cover given to me by a great friend, in my wallet. The cover, not the friend.)

From there, my folks moved to the Ozarks, in the middle of BFE and Nowhere. I learned about the NES and eventually started stealing games from Wal Mart and Toys R Us, back before they had learned. Eventually I got caught stealing em at a video store, and I never did it again. But I bought a SNES from Wal-Mart my sophomore year in high school. Final Fantasy II made me an addict to RPGs. I returned my SNES to wal-mart in its original box and styrofoam my junior year of college. Because I had the receipt, original box and all styrofoam/equip, they gave me full price LOLz. I used that to buy a PSOne. It was that system that really drew me in and Final Fantasy VII and VIII and the original Persona destroyed any chance of me ever losing the RPG bug. I had a friend from Brazil while I was in college, and he was independently wealthy. Every week we would go and buy a SNES game or computer game and play it together and beat it. We were both great at fighters as well, so in my sophomore year I started doing the competitive circuit around KC, and always walked away with money. I've given up fighters mostly now; Tekken, VF, SC, SNK vs. Capcom2.. I play them for fun now; I don't have the time/energy to try to always win anymore... I won't forget the first time I walked into a Japanese arcade... I got 20-hit juggled with Cervantes. I cleaned up on SNK v. Capcom tho, and Virtua Fighter. I fared on tekken as I did on SC LOL.

Anyways, after college I started travelling for work, and was bringing in big bucks as I was gone all week/every week. I got a DC and every game/peripheral made for the system, in fours. I had a projector that I used for work, and when I was home 1-2 days a week, I'd throw parties like Mario Party as a drinking game, or Bushido Blade while drunk. It was great stuff. I picked up 5 ps2s on launch day, and let my friends buy them from me for cost. I got 2 ps3s on launch day, but 1 got cancelled, so the friend I had promised the other two let me get it. I was afraid I was going to be shot/mugged on the way out to the car with it. But it was awesome.

I am a Rhymes with Bony fanboi through and through, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate Xbox or Nintendo.

I did a 50-episode podcast on videogame news/reviews at my website http://www.gamersledge.com/rssfeed.xml

I think it was hellafun and good, but scheduling conflicts with my partner and I led to its ultimate demise.

I produced that podcast, and was putting like 4-5 hours a day into it. It was too much with work; I'm beginning to think that a roundtable format with no sfx is a much better idea LOL.

Anyways, my gamertag on the PS3 is balth feel free to add me if you want to play some warhawk or super puzzle fighter hd turbo remix alpha hyper king kamehameha spirit bomb genshiryoku shin reppu shao koken II.

The only thing that really sucks about having moved back to the 'Zarks is that there are not really any educated nerdcore type people here. I have no friends my age here, so online gaming is pretty important to me.

RPGs; Persona 3, Every Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest VIII, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Elder Scrolls Oblivion, R:FOM, Warhawk, White Knight Story when it comes out.

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Konami SuperFail Post: 'MGSO Beta online, but you-can't-have-it, sucka!' Edition.
balth | 1:57 PM on 04.16.2008 27 comments




It's on the PSN ready for download!

WIN!!! I tell myself. I've had the preorder disc since the day it was out at GameStop. I've been chomping at the bit for this. I am aware, it can't be played till the 21st, but knowing my PS3 was impregnated with its glowing downloaded seed, gestating for the birth of the beta, I was set to be a proud parent.


Then...


Miscarriage.

I go to enter my nine digit beta code to start the download...

And the PSN code acceptor says 'that's not a valid code, fuckhead.'

I sit there stunned. What the FUCK?

I start tooling around the PS Forums. Sure enough, you need a 12 digit code. I contact my GameStop I used to work at. The manager cracks what they have left open. All 9-digits.

Konami remains silent.



of epic, massive, king kamehameha proportions.

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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:06
Kryptinite
Well thanks for ruining my day.

and for informing
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:07
balth
apparently there are a LOT of people like me that have 9-digit codes. Konami has said it's a manufacturing error, but has done nothing to address it.
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:11
shipero
I think mine's a twelve digit one but I won't be sure until I get home.
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:22
balth
I hope so, Shipero! I pray to god that Konami does something to address this within the next 24 hours or they're gonna have one hell of a publicity nightmare.
Genki-JAM's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:38
Genki-JAM
Go do the Konami survey and get the right code, then?
JoshDunford's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:47
JoshDunford
The only Konami Code I need is ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

-JD
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 14:57
Kryptinite
yessssss...mine is 12 digits. I got it from gamestop as well.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 15:00
king3vbo
Ahh shit

I think mine is only 9 digits. Not positive, but I preordered the game for the beta code (normally I dont preorder)
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 15:11
Crunshii
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A ftw
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 15:28
Scape
There was a guide on how to do it online posted here a couple days ago.

Found one here: http://www.gamersreports.com/news/7816/metal-gear-online-japanese-beta-sign-up-guide--a-how-to/
Akiba's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 15:35
Akiba
Man, I feel so bad for you. I was just directed to this post after I stated in my own blog that I too discovered the availability of the beta download. I do have 12 numbers and I'm currently downloading the beta this second. I hope Konami helps you out.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 15:45
Y0j1mb0
Fuck. Mine's a nine digit code.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 16:04
liam2015
Ouch.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 16:11
GuitarAtomik
@Scape

Actually Konami is locking people out who use that exploit.

Konami Cockblocking Metal Gear Online Beta
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 16:12
GuitarAtomik
@Scape

Actually Konami is locking people out who use that exploit.
Konami Cockblocking Metal Gear Online Beta

I'm going to have to check my code when I get home *crosses fingers*
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 16:34
Takeshi
But...But... FUUUUUUCK!
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 16:50
shipero
HAHAHA! Twelve digits here baby. In your faces nine digit losers.
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 16:59
balth
Thanks Shipero, always a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, you are. :D
NeoSapian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/16/2008 18:42
NeoSapian
lololololololol roflcopters!!!! Man I have never been so proud of not being a MGS fanboy. :P
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 00:41
balth
lol brain i'll tell joe your comment. Konami says: send us your code and we'll TRY to HOPEFULLY have it fixed by the time the beta starts.


...facepalm.

All your code are belong to Konami.

JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 08:24
JonDarkwood
Hahaha it's going to suck to be Konami tech support pretty soon.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2008 02:00
Bob Muir
Wow, really sucks to be you. Hopefully they fix this.
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