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Appreciating Dtoid Member: king3vbo (community, nvgr, nsfw)
balth | 4:39 PM on 09.23.2008 27 comments


For those of you that don't know him, let me take a moment to lean on a stump, draw you in close like I'm your friend, and tell you all about king3vbo.



I've never met him. I don't play any videogames with him. (Mainly because he's a commie and doesn't have a ps3). But we do play *games* together, of the pen and paper variety... only... online and using a computer program. It's complicated.

Look, he drinks...

But let me tell you what I do know about king.

1. He is made of half-demon.


Actual picture taken from PAX, after king3vbo was infected with SARS.

Most people aren't aware of this, but his finely-honed help desk skills aren't learned, they are actually passed on by the pacts made by his ancestors. Did you know that demons controlled computers? If you didn't know, now you know. Makes Bill Gates a little more understandable, eh?

2. He likes to kick ass.

Causing mischief? He'll join you. Laughing at people who are worse off than you? He's right there. Causing misery and mayhem to an undeserving populace? He's gonna ƒu@k you up, meng.

3. He does it with daisies and rainbows.

At first, he was very manly and used the dark pact of his forefathers to skewer people dead. But now, he kills with kindness.

His favorite thing in the world is



and his second favorite thing are



Now that second one may seem ghey, but once you've seen a man choke to death on them, you never quite look at them the same.


BTW, I've upgraded your avatar. All you need to do is shoop a crown onto it, and you'll be set!



So here's to you, king3vbo! Kicking ass and blasting rainbows since 3 months ago.


Rainbow...BLAST!



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king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
FUCK YOU GUYS AND YOUR FUCKING RAINBOWS

Also, I don't know what kind of crack you've been smoking, but I do have a PS3... GOSH!

Major <3 Balth, major <3
Dexter345's Destructoid Blog
I have a new appreciation for rainbows now. I still appreciate king the same as before.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I appreciate King because he flirted with me while playing Warhawk thinking I was a hot Hispanic girl. He knows how to make a man blush :">
VWGTI's Destructoid Blog
KING3VBO is one of the few people I respect on this site made up of clicks and closet cases.

I give this blog 4 drumming Ravi's outta 5. Cheers to you King!




balth's Destructoid Blog
:D

You have no idea how long it took me to find a rainbow blast :)

Maybe someday you'll friend me on PSN :P

Also Y0j1mb0 I posted. My work here is done :)
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
I just noticed that its not just a rainbow, but a RAINBOW BLAST...

I'm going to find some rule that lets me kill the GM by next Monday. Or summon puppies. Doom Puppies
balth's Destructoid Blog
DOOM PUPPIES OF CUTENESS---ATTAKU!

Only legal if you shout it at the top of our lungs sounding like a Japanese pre-teen girl.

FYI, it's the fleur de lie patterns coming out of the blast that for some reason endears me to you, and makes me bust out laughing all at the same time. Not only is it a rainbow, it's a FRENCH rainbow.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
WHAT? FRENCH?

Dude, crossed the line
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Rainbows?

DO WANT.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
HAIL TO THE KING BABY
Jordan Grim Devore's Destructoid Blog
I'm so going to print out that motivational poster and hang it in my office for ... uh, motivation.
pendelton21's Destructoid Blog
Hooray!
shipero's Destructoid Blog
Why are there so many songs about Eldritch Blasts and whats on the other side? Eldritch Blasts are visions, they're only illusions and Eldritch Blasts have nothing to hide.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
I drinks
blehman's Destructoid Blog
HE DRINKS THE BLOOD OF WHINY BITCHES!!!

...unless it's determined that he in fact IS said whiny bitch...

...not that king3vbo is a whiny bitch or anything...
Daxelman's Destructoid Blog
....and some skittles.
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
I want to appreciate you King but....I can't ...stop...staa...aaarr..iing....at....rainbow.....godd..esss.................. [X _ X]
TheDreadHawk's Destructoid Blog
...

Do you know how sexy this is?
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Damn, that is one hell of a motivational poster.
Rifter01's Destructoid Blog
Skittles ARE the rainbow.
Gameboi's Destructoid Blog
Three cheers for the king!
balth's Destructoid Blog
Thank god noone has urged us to taste the rainbow. Unless it's the chick in that motivational poster :D
Kryptinite's Destructoid Blog
LOL..what Balth said.

I'd taste her rainbow.
Hitogoroshi's Destructoid Blog
mmmmmmmmmmmm rainbows
Fleet3000's Destructoid Blog
rainbow girl looks nice. yay rainbows.


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 about me

Anything PS3, PS2, Old-school Mac (Dark Castle FTW).

My name is Mark, I'm a soon-to-be-president of a Credit Union. w00t.
I am a nerdcore individual, and have done pretty much everything I've ever wanted to do in life. I've owned a comic shop, written for GamePro (one article w00t), traveled the world, played a couple CCGs professionally (and actually made money at it), owned 3 other businesses, romanced the most beautiful women and done it all with friends.

There's a bit left on the old to-do list, but I'm pretty happy at my current job because I'm helping people.

I'd call myself a hardcore gamer; I started with el pong, although I was pretty young when it came out. From there I got a 'tennis' game (i don't think they actually had another name), my folks got me an Intellivision for Christmas and that was it; it was all over. I knew I could never get enough. (I get bonus points from all my friends because I still carry a He-Man intellivision keypad cover given to me by a great friend, in my wallet. The cover, not the friend.)

From there, my folks moved to the Ozarks, in the middle of BFE and Nowhere. I learned about the NES and eventually started stealing games from Wal Mart and Toys R Us, back before they had learned. Eventually I got caught stealing em at a video store, and I never did it again. But I bought a SNES from Wal-Mart my sophomore year in high school. Final Fantasy II made me an addict to RPGs. I returned my SNES to wal-mart in its original box and styrofoam my junior year of college. Because I had the receipt, original box and all styrofoam/equip, they gave me full price LOLz. I used that to buy a PSOne. It was that system that really drew me in and Final Fantasy VII and VIII and the original Persona destroyed any chance of me ever losing the RPG bug. I had a friend from Brazil while I was in college, and he was independently wealthy. Every week we would go and buy a SNES game or computer game and play it together and beat it. We were both great at fighters as well, so in my sophomore year I started doing the competitive circuit around KC, and always walked away with money. I've given up fighters mostly now; Tekken, VF, SC, SNK vs. Capcom2.. I play them for fun now; I don't have the time/energy to try to always win anymore... I won't forget the first time I walked into a Japanese arcade... I got 20-hit juggled with Cervantes. I cleaned up on SNK v. Capcom tho, and Virtua Fighter. I fared on tekken as I did on SC LOL.

Anyways, after college I started travelling for work, and was bringing in big bucks as I was gone all week/every week. I got a DC and every game/peripheral made for the system, in fours. I had a projector that I used for work, and when I was home 1-2 days a week, I'd throw parties like Mario Party as a drinking game, or Bushido Blade while drunk. It was great stuff. I picked up 5 ps2s on launch day, and let my friends buy them from me for cost. I got 2 ps3s on launch day, but 1 got cancelled, so the friend I had promised the other two let me get it. I was afraid I was going to be shot/mugged on the way out to the car with it. But it was awesome.

I am a Rhymes with Bony fanboi through and through, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate Xbox or Nintendo.

I did a 50-episode podcast on videogame news/reviews at my website http://www.gamersledge.com/

I think it was hellafun and good, but scheduling conflicts with my partner and I led to its ultimate demise. That and I kept having problems with the RSS feed (it wouldn't update past 44 for some reason).

Anyways, if anyone's interested, you can download all of them from my forums http://gamersledge.com/phpbb2 although you will have to make a l/p to get to them, they're in the show notes section.

I produced that podcast, and was putting like 4-5 hours a day into it. It was too much with work; I'm beginning to think that a roundtable format with no sfx is a much better idea LOL.

Anyways, my gamertag on the BS3 is balth feel free to add me if you want to play some warhawk or super puzzle fighter hd turbo remix alpha hyper king kamehameha spirit bomb genshiryoku shin reppu shao koken II.

The only thing that really sucks about having moved back to the 'Zarks is that there are not really any educated nerdcore type people here. I have no friends my age here, so online gaming is pretty important to me.

RPGs; Persona 3, Every Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest VIII, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Elder Scrolls Oblivion, R:FOM, Warhawk, White Knight Story when it comes out.

I currently have my own website at http://www.gamersledge.com
We started the podcast up again and added another host; the show comes out pretty much weekly on Tuesdays (or around tuesdays lol). Look through my history to find all the links, listen and let me know what you think.

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