That Game Company (I always think of 'that 70's show'), the same company that brought us

has been hard at work for the PS-Triple putting together another very unique game called:

.
The setup: You're not dust on the wind, much to Kansas' chagrin (RHYMING, I HAS IT). Instead, you are a petal gently blowing on the breeze. If you wanted to do nothing more than use the game as an aesthetic simulator, you could do so; warm gentle breeze playing through your surround speakers, marvel at the pretty hi-rez pictures.
Oh ho, don't be fooled, tho! As Samuel L. Jackson would say,
Pizza, Pizza, Motherfuckers! as he detonates the bombs strapped to his waist, killing all the terrorists.
What that has to do with 'flower' is not entirely clear, other than it is a vague attempt at an analogy to show that there is much more to this game. It uses the Sixaxxis controls to steer (pretty responsively) the petal in 3D. The interesting part is that this is secretly....
...wait for it...
That's right, this game is a racing game in a flower-coated shell. It has a track, namely the unopened flowers. And the more you hit, the faster you go. The wind whips behind you and in all your horrific 600 HP (that's Horse Petal) engine bears down on the course. Of course, there's no lap timer, you can take all the time you want in the world. But there is a course, and there are checkpoints (end of levels).
But don't let that fool you; it is a beautiful game that as everyone's favorite Beardtoid put it, in his nearly unintelligible Indigo Montoya accent, "Nearly a religious experience."
This game pushes the envelope of games towards art. It's that good. I think there is a strong narrative; the game sucks you in, but manages to keep making you think not only about the mechanics and the confines of which you play, but also about WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
And that's where I'll leave it. I don't want to spoil the ending, but it's part existential and part philosophy. I believe That Game Company has made a genius of a casual/short/open game that pushes towards art.
I give it four out of five beardtoids.
(I'd give it five if it was longer, fyi.)
Also, addendum, I've been locked out of the site since the |-|@ç|<3R incident, props to Hamza for helping me get back in.
that is all
This game is soo racist!
Horse Petal!? How dare you? They called "Equine Corolla-Americans" in the modern days, you.
Your creepy. Im telling Jimbo.
Im scared... or scarred... I'm not sure... maybe both!
My beard informed me someone was taking about it.
:)
The beardaning