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Anything PS3, PS2, Old-school Mac (Dark Castle FTW).

My name is Mark, and I work in finance.

I am a nerdcore individual, and have done pretty much everything I've ever wanted to do in life. I've owned a comic shop, written for GamePro (one article w00t), traveled the world, played a couple CCGs professionally (and actually made money at it), owned 3 other businesses, romanced the most beautiful women and done it all with friends.

I have a blog over at http://www.gamersledge.com/wordpress where all the friends I pick up over the years like Katamari Damarcy hang out and we discuss nerdgasm things. Always looking for interesting people to join us.

There's a bit left on the old to-do list, but I'm pretty happy at my current job because I'm helping people.

I'd call myself a hardcore gamer; I started with el pong, although I was pretty young when it came out. From there I got a 'tennis' game (i don't think they actually had another name), my folks got me an Intellivision for Christmas and that was it; it was all over. I knew I could never get enough. (I get bonus points from all my friends because I still carry a He-Man intellivision keypad cover given to me by a great friend, in my wallet. The cover, not the friend.)

From there, my folks moved to the Ozarks, in the middle of BFE and Nowhere. I learned about the NES and eventually started stealing games from Wal Mart and Toys R Us, back before they had learned. Eventually I got caught stealing em at a video store, and I never did it again. But I bought a SNES from Wal-Mart my sophomore year in high school. Final Fantasy II made me an addict to RPGs. I returned my SNES to wal-mart in its original box and styrofoam my junior year of college. Because I had the receipt, original box and all styrofoam/equip, they gave me full price LOLz. I used that to buy a PSOne. It was that system that really drew me in and Final Fantasy VII and VIII and the original Persona destroyed any chance of me ever losing the RPG bug. I had a friend from Brazil while I was in college, and he was independently wealthy. Every week we would go and buy a SNES game or computer game and play it together and beat it. We were both great at fighters as well, so in my sophomore year I started doing the competitive circuit around KC, and always walked away with money. I've given up fighters mostly now; Tekken, VF, SC, SNK vs. Capcom2.. I play them for fun now; I don't have the time/energy to try to always win anymore... I won't forget the first time I walked into a Japanese arcade... I got 20-hit juggled with Cervantes. I cleaned up on SNK v. Capcom tho, and Virtua Fighter. I fared on tekken as I did on SC LOL.

Anyways, after college I started travelling for work, and was bringing in big bucks as I was gone all week/every week. I got a DC and every game/peripheral made for the system, in fours. I had a projector that I used for work, and when I was home 1-2 days a week, I'd throw parties like Mario Party as a drinking game, or Bushido Blade while drunk. It was great stuff. I picked up 5 ps2s on launch day, and let my friends buy them from me for cost. I got 2 ps3s on launch day, but 1 got cancelled, so the friend I had promised the other two let me get it. I was afraid I was going to be shot/mugged on the way out to the car with it. But it was awesome.

I am a Rhymes with Bony fanboi through and through, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate Xbox or Nintendo.

I did a 50-episode podcast on videogame news/reviews at my website http://www.gamersledge.com/rssfeed.xml

I think it was hellafun and good, but scheduling conflicts with my partner and I led to its ultimate demise.

I produced that podcast, and was putting like 4-5 hours a day into it. It was too much with work; I'm beginning to think that a roundtable format with no sfx is a much better idea LOL.

Anyways, my gamertag on the PS3 is balth feel free to add me if you want to play some warhawk or super puzzle fighter hd turbo remix alpha hyper king kamehameha spirit bomb genshiryoku shin reppu shao koken II.

The only thing that really sucks about having moved back to the 'Zarks is that there are not really any educated nerdcore type people here. I have no friends my age here, so online gaming is pretty important to me.

RPGs; Persona 3, Every Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest VIII, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Elder Scrolls Oblivion, R:FOM, Warhawk, White Knight Story when it comes out.

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balth | 3:51 PM on 10.17.2007 25 comments


So I had me a little contest. It was simple stuff. Homestar Runner had a build your own comic four panel thingee that was free and easy. I said, 'build a banner comic and win a Monacle.' And in droves of ones they came.

For some reason, I cannot elicit the 47 responses that Snaileb receives by typing the words 'I am Gaybear,' or the 1200 Bahamut elicits for posting youtubes. I am not that cool yet!

But I will show you how it works.

My comic:



Short, sweet, to the point and hopefully get a Lulz.

Please help me by voting for your favorite in the responses. The person who gets the most responses wins this nifty monocle:



Each person's response is worth 1 point, and each person can only vote once. Jim Sterling, due to his fashion etiquette, his vote is worth ten points. Any Associate Editor's vote is worth 3 points.
Niero's vote is worth ten points, because he's God, and should Leigh actually vote, she's worth 9 points.

Here are the entries!

Das Inchworm:


MechaMonkey:


taumpytears:


Twisted Imp:


wardrox:


I emplore you, help me decide the fate of the One-Monocle! Pick the best comic and post a response!

From the Desk of the Chief of Nothing.
Nothing shall remain to prove you got this.

That is all.



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BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 16:21
BluDesign
Cunt punch, FTW.
Danger Shark's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 16:22
Danger Shark
Das Inchworm, hands down.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 16:23
Aerox
Wardrox
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 16:30
balth
I'll have voting running till tomorrow afternoon, I'm so excited to see "Who can Has teh Monocle"!
DigitalD562's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 16:30
DigitalD562
I vote for Das Inchworm

C-C-C-Combo abortion FTW!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 16:34
Kryptinite
Das Inchworm

also....those pics to the left of these comments...SMMMMMMMOOOKIN!!
Hammerhand's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 16:36
Hammerhand
Yup...Das Inchworm's C-C-C-Combo Abortion is the winner.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 16:37
Tron Knotts
I don't get it. Do you want me to vote for you, or vote for one of those comics, or huh?

If I'm voting, it's for the inchworm.
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 16:40
balth
I think you mean the right, and that's Leigh Alexander, Associate Editor on the dtoid site. She's hawt, and I love her when they let her out of her box. Often.
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 16:42
balth
Vote for the comics, mine was just an example.

Tron Knotts, your inchworm vote has been recorded.
MrFudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 16:47
MrFudge
Das Inchworm gets my vote. But a Falcon Punch could've edged him out.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 17:17
taumpytears
Can I vote for myself, cause if so i do. If not then i wote for mechamonkey
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 17:20
balth
whoring is completely allowed, taumpy.

I assume you vote for yourself?
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 17:22
taumpytears
ofcourse, I am a self promoting whore.
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 17:26
balth
Hot DAMN Inchworm +9 points with Leigh's vote...
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 17:36
BahamutZero
I do say
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 17:41
bhive01
Wardrox.

also, p_O
SPIDER PIG's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 17:43
SPIDER PIG
me vote thats unpossible
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 19:20
masterledz
CUNT PUNCH

Wardox
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 19:47
balth
But BHZ you didn't VOTE for anyone. LOL You can't vote for teh Monocle!
Twisted Imp's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 20:02
Twisted Imp
I thought I would be the only one, so I made a crap entry.
I vote for Twisted Imp.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 05:09
liam2015
yeah im gonna have to go with wardox

lolz cunt punch
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/18/2007 05:11
liam2015
i cant beleive jim sterling didn't hear about this contest. he woulda been all over dat monocle
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