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Snaileb's power rangers post got me thinking about what one of my favorite shows was growing up, and it would be M.A.S.K. Mobile Army Strike Kommand if I remember it right (and you thought Mortal Kombat did it first with the K thing, nope!).
They had around 70-someodd episodes if memory serves (no I was too lazy to try to wiki it, plus work is busy.) Here is the intro: Feel that rockin' opening song? See what would happen was Matt Tracker (aka generic Aryan leader) would listen to the computer drone out who was best for a mission, and we'd see hilarity ensue as these guys would just drop whatever they were doing at the time and run off: One of the interesting things was that unlike every other female voice used in cartoons at the time, the voice actor playing the computer would actually drop the end of her codenames like males do in their inflections while speaking. On purpose to get males to identify more with it? I'm not sure, but it's interesting food for thought. You probably also noticed that the mission team was a sausage fest, that was almost always the way. Women were either damsels in distress, or evil, which is probably where I developed my taste in women. Thanks, M.A.S.K.! Then, after immediately appearing in their secret bunker after leaving their 'mundane' lives behind, they'd get their supercharged MASKS and roll out: The best part is that Bruce Sato, the asian, spoke like he was in a Kung-Fu movie. I really thought this was how all asians spoke when I was little. These guys would fight Venom, who also had transforming vehicles, and of course the good guys would always win. The leader of Venom was Miles Mayhem, who I believe, owned an oil company and a FUPA. Fat people are always evil, especially if they're rich! His vehicle, however, was the coolest one on the show; it was a helicopter that would turn into a jet plane. Pimpage. He would always yell, 'I'll win, next time!' and then they'd have the obligatory-and-sometimes-vague moral of the day: No matter how many times I watch that, I always feel bad for wanting the truck to splatter him across the pavement like paint across a Van Gogh canvas. The shows were never too serious, the right mix of tech/sci-fi and action, and generally amusing. For your enjoyment, the entire first episode: Part 1: Part 2: I say this is light years in quality over Power Rangers, and it came out like 12 years before it. What do you think? that is all.
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True story: On my 18th birthday, I loosened all the screws in all my transformers (I had the entire gen 1 set), and all my Mask toys (had all of them they put out).
I had a giant battle in my backyard over about a quarter of an acre, when a Mask vehicle would fire a laser and hit a transformer's arm, it would fall off, and vice versa.
At the end it was Venom versus Optimus, Optimus fucking tackled the jet out of the air and rode it to the ground for the good of mankind, where I gathered all the parts of all the toys and doused it with gasoline and said goodbye to my childhood in a fuckin plastic flaming fireball.
Optimus' courage will NEVER be forgotten.
But I also liked COPS - Fighting crime in a future time.
Oh, and DuckTales was one of the ultimate best cartoons ever.