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Snaileb would roll in his grave post, Lemon would flame me post: GTA4 Impressions
 by balth on 05.01.2008      16 comments




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PS3 CoD4 2x XP Weekend... except it's not.
 by balth on 04.26.2008      8 comments




So, yesterday, the double xp weekend was supposed to start for us PS Triple owners since they waited so long for the map pack.

"Self," I thought to myself, "you swore you were never going to do prestige mode because it took you so long to get to 55 and get all your weapons and stuff."

"Right," I thought. "But then again, with two days off and nothing to do before GTA4, and double xp weekend, I should be able to get to 35 or 40 easy."

So I bit the bullet and prestiged. I have no idea why I did it now. Probably because I've been struck too many times in the head, but I digress.

What's angering me is there is no double xp.

wuzup wit dat?

Konami SuperFail Post: 'MGSO Beta online, but you-can't-have-it, sucka!' Edition.
 by balth on 04.16.2008      23 comments






It's on the PSN ready for download!

WIN!!! I tell myself. I've had the preorder disc since the day it was out at GameStop. I've been chomping at the bit for this. I am aware, it can't be played till the 21st, but knowing my PS3 was impregnated with its glowing downloaded seed, gestating for the birth of the beta, I was set to be a proud parent.


Then...


Miscarriage.

I go to enter my nine digit beta code to start the download...

And the PSN code acceptor says 'that's not a valid code, fuckhead.'

I sit there stunned. What the FUCK?

I start tooling around the PS Forums. Sure enough, you need a 12 digit code. I contact my GameStop I used to work at. The manager cracks what they have left open. All 9-digits.

Konami remains silent.



of epic, massive, king kamehameha proportions.

--Sad Panda.
My weekly contribution: Gamersledge Podcast ep. 63 - April Fools best joke evar edition (aka day late and dollar short)
 by balth on 04.10.2008      7 comments




So, our April fool's joke caught EVERYONE by surprise. The ramifications are still being felt. You see, we were playing with temporal mechanics while recording this cast, recording it on April first and ending up finishing IN THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!

That's right, it's still April 1st to us fools!

So enjoy last week's news brought to you through the time tubes™!

Direct Link Goodness

For streaming peoples, click here and then click on the giant 'Listen Now' button in the bottom left.

Sorry for the lack of time and/or awesome funniness, but I'm trying to buy a house and I'm tearing my hair out. If this succeeds, however, expect an update for my gaming space on the right hand side there.
Legend of Zelda: The Movie.
 by balth on 04.01.2008      17 comments




Finally!

video link here.

PURE AWESOMESAUCE
Betamax to HD-DVD Converter
 by balth on 04.01.2008      14 comments




The geniuses at thinkgeek.com have done it again!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/betamaxhd.html

Be sure to check the video of it in action. Perhaps the most mind-boggling thing I've ever seen!!!
My weekly contribution: Gamersledge Podcast ep. 62 - The 'I've been playing FF7 Crisis Core and my priorities are messed up so it's late: Even more lawsuits!' Edition.
 by balth on 03.27.2008      4 comments






Ep. 62: Even MOAR lawsuits!

WwoooooOOooo-hah!

So, as I sit here and you download the podcast and go on your merry way, you may ask yourself:

"Self, why am I downloading this on late Thursday, perhaps early Friday instead of Tuesday?"

And then I kick in... *POW*... er... sorry, thought I was Wyclef for a second, and I was about to tell you how I'll be gone til November. But after I chide you for talking to yourself in the third person, I'd point you to the title of this here purdy post.

You see, My priorities are 1.work. 2. girls. 3. videogames 4. everything else. And you see, if I had to subcategorize, my vehement love for Final Fantasy VII might dwarf the list for #3. And there was this little game that came out:


More like a crisis of time management, to the core.

I read Colette's review. I respect her opinion, and I'm glad she has one. I disagree with almost everything she disliked about the game. I'm not going to go into it, because I'm going to beat the fuck out of it and then review it on the podcast.

I will say that the only problem I have experienced is the camera. Other than that, 11 out of 10, and they don't even have to send me semen in a cup (thanks Ron!).

But since I've been sort of playing this... nonstop... outside of work... every spare moment... on my 50" hdtv and super serial bose surround system I got for my birthday... well, yeah. I kinda am late producing and putting up the podcast.

I blame Canadians. It's what Kyle's mother would do.


I do.

Anyways, without further adieu, I give you:

Direct Link - Gamersledge Podcast Ep. 62 - Even MOAR lawsuits

and for those crazy, whackadoo stream monkeys: Click here and then the giant 'Listen Now' button in the bottom left to stream


I'll take the case!
My Birthday Contribution: Gamersledge Podcast Ep. 61 - Fun with Lawsuits
 by balth on 03.18.2008      7 comments




First, the most important thing:


Yeah, that's about how I feel about 'em too, Bruce.

I'm turning the big 3-4 on Thursday. Send Paypal donations to balth@gamersledge.com :)

You can also send happy b-day wishes there, too.

Due to lack of planning/time on my part, I realized after we were about 20 minutes into the podcast, that I hadn't preset a discussion topic for this week, so we have about three of them intermingled(see chart A below) into the show.

Chart A

These cells are intermingled, just like our discussion topics and news stories, also like my reproductive cells inside your mom.

We discuss such important topics as: Activizziblizzardion's Douchebaggery ending them up being sued all over the place, NeoSapian's hatred for gift card deals, Canada's Haze buyback program and Europe's...idiosyncrasies.


This is not meant to be representative of Europe's citizens**
At least, not all of them.

Click Here for Direct Linky-Link, Jackie O.

For streaming users, clickenzie Herr... and then click the giant 'Listen Now' button on the bottom left of the page.

Also, Birthday butt cake!

z0mg! Destructoid intertubes break my intertubes! (NVGR)
 by balth on 03.13.2008      17 comments





We must put an end to to this tube-on-tube violence. The D would not want it this way.

Let me explain:

So, you guys know I have my own site.

The point is not to self promote, so I'm not linking, I'm telling a story, kids, now hush.

So anyways, I hosted a small animated gif of Riki-Oh as my avatar for use here on destructoid. it is a 91k file.

It looks like this:

So anyways, during the month of february, I put out four podcasts. I got a phone call today from my provider saying I went waaaaaaaaaaay over my norms. I said:

And he said ya rly. That's what he said.

And I said: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot and pulled up my webstats. 27 GIGS of throughput, and my avatar was responsible for 88percent of it! Clocking in at like 9GIGS of transfer... a 91k file.

And here I thought noone loved me!

Thanks for breakin mah tubes with your tubes!


I am happy as this kid is at McDonalds. Waitaminute...
My weekly contribution: Gamersledge Podcast ep. 60 - iPhone: Portable Gaming King?
 by balth on 03.12.2008      5 comments






This:


could be the



of

?????

This week, we talk about Apple's bombshell announcement at the iPhone SDK conference and how it pertains to gamers, we talk about some game noone's ever heard of before called



,



and lots of other newsie news.

That's right, we're Gamersledge Podcast, and we have the balls to say newsie news.

Direct Link, click here.

If you prefer to stream, click here and then click the giant 'listen now' button!

Comments, opinions, rants and raves wanted in the magic space below.


Also, for Neo:




Anything PS3, PS2

My name is Mark, I'm a soon-to-be-president of a Credit Union. w00t.
I am a nerdcore individual, and have done pretty much everything I've ever wanted to do in life. I've owned a comic shop, written for GamePro (one article w00t), traveled the world, played a couple CCGs professionally (and actually made money at it), owned 3 other businesses, romanced the most beautiful women and done it all with friends.

There's a bit left on the old to-do list, but I'm pretty happy at my current job because I'm helping people.

I'd call myself a hardcore gamer; I started with el pong, although I was pretty young when it came out. From there I got a 'tennis' game (i don't think they actually had another name), my folks got me an Intellivision for Christmas and that was it; it was all over. I knew I could never get enough. (I get bonus points from all my friends because I still carry a He-Man intellivision keypad cover given to me by a great friend, in my wallet. The cover, not the friend.)

From there, my folks moved to the Ozarks, in the middle of BFE and Nowhere. I learned about the NES and eventually started stealing games from Wal Mart and Toys R Us, back before they had learned. Eventually I got caught stealing em at a video store, and I never did it again. But I bought a SNES from Wal-Mart my sophomore year in high school. Final Fantasy II made me an addict to RPGs. I returned my SNES to wal-mart in its original box and styrofoam my junior year of college. Because I had the receipt, original box and all styrofoam/equip, they gave me full price LOLz. I used that to buy a PSOne. It was that system that really drew me in and Final Fantasy VII and VIII and the original Persona destroyed any chance of me ever losing the RPG bug. I had a friend from Brazil while I was in college, and he was independently wealthy. Every week we would go and buy a SNES game or computer game and play it together and beat it. We were both great at fighters as well, so in my sophomore year I started doing the competitive circuit around KC, and always walked away with money. I've given up fighters mostly now; Tekken, VF, SC, SNK vs. Capcom2.. I play them for fun now; I don't have the time/energy to try to always win anymore... I won't forget the first time I walked into a Japanese arcade... I got 20-hit juggled with Cervantes. I cleaned up on SNK v. Capcom tho, and Virtua Fighter. I fared on tekken as I did on SC LOL.

Anyways, after college I started travelling for work, and was bringing in big bucks as I was gone all week/every week. I got a DC and every game/peripheral made for the system, in fours. I had a projector that I used for work, and when I was home 1-2 days a week, I'd throw parties like Mario Party as a drinking game, or Bushido Blade while drunk. It was great stuff. I picked up 5 ps2s on launch day, and let my friends buy them from me for cost. I got 2 ps3s on launch day, but 1 got cancelled, so the friend I had promised the other two let me get it. I was afraid I was going to be shot/mugged on the way out to the car with it. But it was awesome.

I am a Rhymes with Bony fanboi through and through, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate Xbox or Nintendo.

I did a 50-episode podcast on videogame news/reviews at my website http://www.gamersledge.com/

I think it was hellafun and good, but scheduling conflicts with my partner and I led to its ultimate demise. That and I kept having problems with the RSS feed (it wouldn't update past 44 for some reason).

Anyways, if anyone's interested, you can download all of them from my forums http://gamersledge.com/phpbb2 although you will have to make a l/p to get to them, they're in the show notes section.

I produced that podcast, and was putting like 4-5 hours a day into it. It was too much with work; I'm beginning to think that a roundtable format with no sfx is a much better idea LOL.

Anyways, my gamertag on the BS3 is balth feel free to add me if you want to play some warhawk or super puzzle fighter hd turbo remix alpha hyper king kamehameha spirit bomb genshiryoku shin reppu shao koken II.

The only thing that really sucks about having moved back to the 'Zarks is that there are not really any educated nerdcore type people here. I have no friends my age here, so online gaming is pretty important to me.

RPGs; Persona 3, Every Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest VIII, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Elder Scrolls Oblivion, R:FOM, Warhawk, White Knight Story when it comes out.

I currently have my own website at http://www.gamersledge.com
We started the podcast up again and added another host; the show comes out pretty much weekly on Tuesdays (or around tuesdays lol). Look through my history to find all the links, listen and let me know what you think.

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