I was so inspired by Mr. Blake Peebles, that I've decided to take the plunge myself and show the world what I'm really made of! By playing one of the most festive games ever, Elf Bowling.

The almighty 300. That's what I'm aiming for every time I load in one of my 5 different copies of Elf Bowling for the DS (Back-ups just in case I break due to my awesome skills). My former dreams of trying to get into the game industry the hard way? Actually graduating with a degree and go in to work for a company? Only pussies do that.



Man, I'm tired of going to school for a degree, when my calling is obviously mowing over Santa's little helpers with a bowling ball. Man, already, I've dropped all of my classes, I've already started my daily regiment of breakfast at the crack of noon, consisting of a fruit roll up and a pepsi. Move right into 8 strenuous hours trying to strengthen and develop my throwing hand. dinner is a bowl of spaghetti O's, a bologna sandwich with MAY-O (Who actually spell's out mayonnaise? Pussies do, that's who.)



And then, another 8 hours working on my form. I end the night with rough regiment of jazzercising with Richard Simmons, my hero, and then masturbate to pictures of Ms. Clause listening to "Jingle Bell Rock". I don't have time for women, I'm just to busy, but I do want to introduce my favorite little friend!



This, boys, is the way to live. Now, I need to go because my mom wants me to go take out the garbage.

Pro-Elf Bowling League for Life!

Also, for those of you who think I'm an idiot without a back up plan, I have my shaq-fu skills to fall back on!

Also, Season's Greetings.