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The New York NARP Pics and Video
atheistium | 12:08 PM on 03.13.2008 40 comments



Oh dang, I've just arrived in Virginia land of.... the virgins? Anyway New York, which I've pronounced new capital of awesome, was a lot of fun. Met up with Ascythopicism, Petiepal, Bronx, Puppet, Powerglove, Velcro, Phist, Agent Moo and Pedro who are all the wonderful rapists I thought they would be :D

While no major LULZ occured, I got in trouble at McDonalds for climbing on the tables (I blame that creepy kid), I spend too much on Toys, I sang CREEP really loudly with Br0nx in Virgin Megastore, I came first at Daytona USA 2 against Petie and Power, disgusted by a bum pooping himself on the train and confused when attacked by a horde of screaming children. So yeah, generally we had a great time. It was so good meeting other dtoiders and I hope they are not afraid of me as I doesn't afraid of anything.

Check out the Video below of me, Puppetpallmich and editor Br0nx aka Samit performing Creep.. and yes.. I sing like a man :D Uploading pix now <3

A Flickr Album of Pedro's Photos.
My small myspace gallery of the images. (myspace login required)
Ascythopicism's NARP blog.
Petie's 77MB rar file of gay.



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sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:22
sleepingagain
lol, that video was awesome
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:23
Snaileb
<3 BronxBomber
Wish I could've met PowerGlove and Agent MOO!!
Did Phist eat more cock?
I hear Petiepal is a cool guy.
Haven't seen Ascythopicism in a long time..
Pedro was the best at Smash, right?
Puppet and Velcro are ghey.
crackity jones's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:24
crackity jones
Looks like quite a fun time filled with buttsecks for all!
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:24
Cowzilla3
Man, I'm sorry I missed you :(
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:27
Kryptinite
That video was awesome :).

Dammit..I want to meet all of you!!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:31
Brian Szabelski
So much awesome. I wish I could've been there to meet all of you!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:35
Hamza CTZ Aziz
I love you so hard.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:35
king3vbo
That Samuel Jackson pic is made of WIN AND GOD
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:38
VWGTI
Cool, a few of us Dtoiders reside in VA. Mostly Northern VA. Hope you're enjoying America.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:38
big filth
video is no loner available.

:(
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:38
Snaileb
Hey! You uploaded the pictures and they won't even fit on my screen cuz they're so huge!

fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:40
atheistium
@big filth click on it and you'll see it. Sometimes youtube fucks up.
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:40
WastelandTraveler
oh how I wish I could have been :( looks like you had lots-o-fun lauren :D
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 12:43
Kryptinite
Sometimes I wish I was Sam Jackson..now more than ever.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 13:04
power-glove
I think you beat someone else. I won the first round and you won the second round. I did not enter the second round.
It was great seeing everyone that came.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 13:09
Samit Sarkar
Man...what a day. I’m actually amazed at how well the singing came out — it was pretty close to being on-key! — so mad props to PetiePal for capturing the video. My favorite pics are the Samuel L. Jackson one at Madame Tussaud’s (Agent MOO’s reaction in that shot is priceless); the Harold & Kumar pic with me and Phist (natch); and the Tyler Perry goatse picture (that’s my hand on the left, and I think it’s Velcroman’s on the right — but I’m not sure).

@Snaileb: Just right-click and hit “View Image”...most browsers resize the images automatically (even though they make them look like shit). Also, the bull penis place was closed when we went, so no cock was eaten. Well, no cow cock, anyway.

Also, my own recap (with pictures!) is coming sometime soon — I’ve just been very busy this week, but next week is my spring break, so I’m definitely going to have a bunch of free time.
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 13:13
Projectexodus
You had a party without me? :(
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 13:13
Y0j1mb0
Good Stuff..That Samuel Jackson Pic had me LMAO.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 13:21
Takeshi
OH TITS EVERYONE IS SO DAMN GOOD LOOKING! I wish I was there. Next time come to Amsterdam! I <3 this site.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 13:25
Justice
Looks like alot of fun!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 13:49
Sharpless
I have a crush on every Asian.
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 13:49
Tiff
cot daymn. I wish I was there.... next time.
So glad you guys had fun!!
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 13:55
MaxVest
I can't believe the guys from Harold and Kumar showed up!

And Sam L.J. looks a little concerned. Maybe it's not cold or dry enough, or not with enough teeth.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 13:56
Samit Sarkar
@MaxVest: Believe me, it was plenty cold and plenty dry outside on that day. So I guess it was the last thing you mentioned...
Oo Marcus oO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 14:26
Oo Marcus oO
Ummm, lauren i see my shegmah is coming in handy over the shit side of the Atlantic /hi5
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:50
atheistium
@Oo Marcus oO ARMY! be the best.
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:52
Aertyr
Puppet looks so apathetic in every picture and movie ever.
Oo Marcus oO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:58
Oo Marcus oO
@lauren Hoorah!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 15:59
BahamutZero
puppet looks like andy samburg + bob saget
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 16:00
BahamutZero
also, I'm a horrible person for missing out. you all get one free rape ticket
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 16:21
McSnow
lul, great pics!
Make sure you bring me back some goodies and not just some crappy STDs! =D
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 17:05
atheistium
@McSnow you will take your AIDS and enjoy them! D:<
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 19:06
Darren Nakamura
I'm so glad I'm not there. You people have to wear coats. Also, it totally didn't look like any fun and we didn't miss anything.
Sadie G's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 19:42
Sadie G
Glad you are having/had fun over here :)
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2008 21:39
Morrius
Looks awesome, hope everyone had an amazing time <3
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 03:42
Tino
Sorry I wasn't there. I ran out of money =\
Oo Marcus oO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 20:34
Oo Marcus oO
Have a great time in Vaginia, and will see you on the 24th.
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2008 12:20
glipe
lolololololololololololololololol!

Looks like fun was being had without me. I'm very disappointed in you all. Nowhere in the world should have fun without me. ;)
Tamz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2008 13:49
Tamz
What are you doing to Samuels mother*****n snake.
Video was awesome, love the little disappear reappear bit.
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