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My 21st Birthday!!1
atheistium | 9:38 AM on 12.19.2007 55 comments



Well I just wanted to let everyone know that when I woke up this morning I didn't expect cblogs about my birthday (even though demands had been made) so I'm all like.. filled with love and happiness and penis! I'm absolutly shitting myself nwo I'm 21... I'm actually planning on going to University in London and doing something useful with my life now my America funds fell through. That won't stop me from coming to America, I will come to rape you all!

These were awesome, thanks guys!
No particular order...
Happy Birthday, Atheistium! - NihonTiger90
Happy Birthday Lauren Alison Wainwright (Aka. Atheistium) - Twisted Imp
To: Lauren / From: Cosby - Genki-JAM
Happy Birthday Lauren - Wilbo
Hay Guys! It's Atheistium's Burfdai!!! - CannibalCalvin
Hey Lauren! - KamikazeTutor

I fucking love you guys! I love Destructoid and I love all the Cake's I got sent via IM and Email! TehUber was the first, and I'd love to have sex with him sometime. ... srsly. And Puppet got me ...

HOLY CRAP AWESOMEZ!!11ONENOEN Again thanks to everyone and i love you all <3
Also: I deleted a few nubs off of my XBL account so if you wana be my friend look to the right and add me <3



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BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 09:54
BS3 Owner
Happy Birthday Atheistium!

Let Wardrox be the designated Driver tonight, NO?
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 09:55
Hoygeit
Happy Birthday!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 09:56
BahamutZero
it's always good to be filled with penis on your birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! cod4?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 09:57
Snaileb
Happy Birthday yous.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 09:57
atheistium
@BahamutZero
Yeah baby! When I get back from Dinner I will :D
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 09:59
Kryptinite
Yeah! Happy Birthday! woooo hooooo!

can i haz icecreamz 2?
CronosBlade's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:00
CronosBlade
Happy Bday!
Mason Rhade's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:00
Mason Rhade
Happy birthday and Congrats on reaching 21.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:01
ShadowXOR
They have announced a Duke Nukem Forever trailer in honor of your birthday.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:02
itemforty
Happy Birthday, I hope you have fun with your penis!
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:03
-D-
Happy Birthday...and shit!
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:05
Cowzilla3
Happy b to the day. Get really drunka nd do stupid things.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:05
VWGTI
Happy Birthday!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:07
Topher Cantler
*secks*
glipe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:11
glipe
21 is the best birthday EVAR!! Have a great time, miss. Enjoy cake and penis. And never forget your plans to rape all of the americans! NEVAR!!
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:12
Hitogoroshi
Happy bday!
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:17
bloodylip
Happy bday. Sorry to hear about your funds falling through. Best of luck to you at university in London.
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:19
MrJunko
Now the thrill of underage drinking is gone! HUZZAH!

Your insurance rates for your care will go up as well! AWESOME!

Now that your an adult, if your going to murder someone they cant treat you like a child! SWEET!!

When does getting old get awesome again?

Anyway, have a good one atheistium..have many beers or whatever feminine drinks you enjoy.
Tempus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:20
Tempus
Have a very happy birthday hun, all the very best to you :)
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:28
MaxVest
Your cancellation is so sad. But on the other hand, America wasn't ready for you anyway.

Happy 21st, which is like, what, a 25th over here?
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:36
RICHARD BLOCKER
Take two ibuprofins before you go to bed tonight. Trust me.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:42
wardrox
Once more round the sun, congrats. :-P
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:52
McSnow
Happy Birthday again Lauren! I'm sorry for you that you're American dream has fallen through but I'm glad that this may mean you'll be sticking with us Brits for hopefully a few more years to come.

PS. London rocks. Best city in the world.

PPS. I want your T-Shirt. <3
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 11:05
Scape
Happy 21st!
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 11:08
Puppetpallmich
ha i love how people dont realize 18 is the drinking age in the uk, second i love you bitch and u betta like your christmas presents
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 11:18
BluDesign
Yeah, what Puppet said.

She's been able to be a lush for the better part of 3 years, if she wanted to be.

I had a friend who had a British room mate in college who hated the trade off that even though she was 19, she couldn't drink, but she could drive, which is the opposite of what it was in the US.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 11:19
BluDesign
*edit

UK.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 11:22
aborto thefetus
Happy birthday atheistium, whoever you are.
imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 11:25
imbeta
H-Birthday!

Remember, that if you happen to be in America today, you can get a free shot at every bar you hop into... so by the 5th or 6th bar, you should be GOOD to GO.

Go Party/Gaming - that is. Not... leave. Is what I meant.

Yes. - Tacos RULE.
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 11:29
Dynamic Sheep
Happy Birthday!
RivaOni's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 12:33
RivaOni
Happy Birthday, Codemasters have pissed off a hell of alot of people because they were too busy partying hard in your honour!!
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 12:44
KyleGamgee
Happy Birthday! I have a present for you, in my pants of course. I look forward to your Los Angeles visit on your American Tour and my complimentary rape. :)

Atheistium brings Destructoid great honor.
comradetrotskii's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 13:05
comradetrotskii


Happy Birthday,

Love Trotskii
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 13:15
Eschatos
Where the fuck can I get that shirt?

Also happy birthday.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 13:15
king3vbo
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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 13:27
Aaron Mxy Yost
BIRTHDAY WHOO!!!!
Gangles's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 13:43
Gangles
Happy birfday!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:04
Samit Sarkar
Wait, you’re not coming to America anymore? Aww...well, hopefully you still enjoy your birthday. America’s not that amazing, anyway — I’d love to go to Europe sometime. Then again, you guys do get shafted on the video game end of things...
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 14:29
Mr Wilson
Good luck with all that penis up in you..cwhatididthar???

Nah me either. Fuck it.

Happy Birthday shitballsfuckcock
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 15:28
riomccarthy
Happy Birthday!
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 15:31
Phist
Happy birthday, Lauren! Me rove you rong time.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 16:56
Brian Szabelski
Happy birthday!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 21:14
Bob Muir
Happy birthday! This is the oldest you've ever been in your life.
Demios's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 22:01
Demios
Happy Birthday..21..Its all downhill from here baby! :D
Tekoa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:29
Tekoa
im late, but i hope it was a fun one.

happy birthday^_^
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 23:53
Tino
Happy birthday! If you ever end up in the states, were going drinking!
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 11:52
Tiff
Yay yay yay yayayayayyaya Happy Birfdays froma few days ago <3 <3
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 18:45
iRaf
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN!!!!!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2007 20:28
Hamza CTZ Aziz
I sent you a message over XBL!
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