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MAH BURFDAI ... lul?
atheistium | 5:27 AM on 12.19.2008 74 comments



It's my birthday which means I am allowed to spam random crap like a new fag. Nothing will ever top last
years post by Cannibalcalvin, but.. for now I shall talk shit.

First I wanna say thanks to everyone for their birthday twitters and
messages. I will touch you later on, with... money? Or cake...

I will be shootanz the carz and walking through metal detectArz later on in Left 4 Dead (evening GMT
tiem). So if people want to join my gamercard is to the right of this post and you can send me party invites. I'm
looking at you Young Scot! D:<

I has new haircuts today (hence picture above) and even though I just turned 22 I am still mistaken for 16! The
hairdresser was a little surprised :P /hi5 SO TODAY IS GOING VERY WELL.

Anyway kinda wanted to say sorry as well for being away. Life sucks right now, some people know that the
last few months especially has been hard. Deaths in the family and work being a total dick arse, I haven't
really had time to commit to dtoid like I used to :( I sowwy. I'll be back to regular bitch next year when things
have calmed down.

So yeah... not much to say really apart from that I'm a massive fag.

For those who don't know I gave my blog a bit of an overhaul, you can check it out at
viera.nu - it's full of crap. Enjoy <3

P.S when did everything fuck up in the cblogs? I wrote this in the cblog editor and it's fucking it up hard tiem.

Also Powerglove is a fucking legend!



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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

Also, happy birthday.
I guess.
Signed your lover,
BALCK GUY
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MERRY BIRTHDAY YO! ^_^
Hollie Bennett's Destructoid Blog
Bitch, I love you so damn fucking much!!!! seriously, i mean that. I wouldn't be on dtoid if it wasn't for you and i wouldn't have had so many damn lolz in my life if it wasn't for you. I always have big <3 for you.
CypherVR's Destructoid Blog
Happi BURFDAY athei, BRLAAAPPP, BRLAAAPPP, BRLAAAPPP
njsykora's Destructoid Blog
When I get online it won't be your birthday. So shoot a car and I'll shoot you.

IN THE FACE!
KamikazeTutor's Destructoid Blog
You couldn't make a matching xbox avatar so you cut your hair to match the doll? :P

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN I HOPE SOMEONE STEALS THAT L4D AND LEAVES A PC COPY INSTEAD!
Anus Mcphanus's Destructoid Blog
Happy Birthday! I share your pain about looking young and hot. I'm 23 next Thursday and I still sometimes get ID'd to get into a fucking 15 rated movie!
Majora's Destructoid Blog
Happy Birthday !!!!!
Yay haircut.
Is it likely someone will shop that photo...i think Jim might some day..
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
I cannot top Pew's baby sloth, so I won't even try.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Happy birthday, Lauren! Nice new 'do!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
HAPPA BIRTHDA. I WNT TO COMB YOUR HAIR WITH MAI DICKKK
MissHinasaki's Destructoid Blog
Happy birfday, pretty lady! K, I love you, buh-bye!
coffeesash's Destructoid Blog
Happy birthday! I turned 25 last saturday and I still get ID'd sometimes too so we're in the same boat! Talk to you soon <3
Kayka's Destructoid Blog
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! =====D <3
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
HAPPEH BURFDAI AFISTERMS!
GamingGoddess's Destructoid Blog
I got mistaken for 16 when I was 22 also, now that I'm 26 people just seem confused. It's like, "Is she a a teenager? She kind of looks like a teenager. She has long hair like a teenager. Maybe not bitchy enough to be a teenager?" Oh well, as long as the bouncer dudes at bars are still checking my ID, I feel young.

Have a great birthday, eat lots of cookies:). Well, that's what I would do-- you can eat brownies if you like. Brownies are awesome too.
MEE's Destructoid Blog
happy b=day you handsome europeen.
PhazonYoshi's Destructoid Blog
Happy Birthday!

I hope you like l4d. I think you just voided the warranty.
John B's Destructoid Blog
It's a few days late, but Hapi Burfdai!
mid3vol's Destructoid Blog
holy crap i love your hair! and holy crap i missed your birthday! we should play sometime soon. my birthday is up on the 7th, my european nemesis. O DANG. i so sorries i missed it, happy belated birthday, love!
Genki-JAM's Destructoid Blog
OMFG I feel so bad now, I missed your burfdaie. ;~; Happy belated burfdaie, Lauren!
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lauren is hot


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