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MAH BURFDAI ... lul?
atheistium | 5:27 AM on 12.19.2008 76 comments



It's my birthday which means I am allowed to spam random crap like a new fag. Nothing will ever top last
years post by Cannibalcalvin, but.. for now I shall talk shit.

First I wanna say thanks to everyone for their birthday twitters and
messages. I will touch you later on, with... money? Or cake...

I will be shootanz the carz and walking through metal detectArz later on in Left 4 Dead (evening GMT
tiem). So if people want to join my gamercard is to the right of this post and you can send me party invites. I'm
looking at you Young Scot! D:<

I has new haircuts today (hence picture above) and even though I just turned 22 I am still mistaken for 16! The
hairdresser was a little surprised :P /hi5 SO TODAY IS GOING VERY WELL.

Anyway kinda wanted to say sorry as well for being away. Life sucks right now, some people know that the
last few months especially has been hard. Deaths in the family and work being a total dick arse, I haven't
really had time to commit to dtoid like I used to :( I sowwy. I'll be back to regular bitch next year when things
have calmed down.

So yeah... not much to say really apart from that I'm a massive fag.

For those who don't know I gave my blog a bit of an overhaul, you can check it out at
viera.nu - it's full of crap. Enjoy <3

P.S when did everything fuck up in the cblogs? I wrote this in the cblog editor and it's fucking it up hard tiem.

Also Powerglove is a fucking legend!



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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 05:46
Aaron Mxy Yost
HAPPY BURFDAY!!!! Haircut looks nice! Hopefully get to kill zombies with you at some point today!
Bizznet's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 05:58
Bizznet
Hizzappy burfday! I see that game box looks delicious.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 06:09
nebones
Happy birthday! Nice hair!
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 06:10
Technophile
as I said in PowerGloves blog, happy birthday Lauren. You rule the proverbial school.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 06:19
Niero
I LIKE YOUR HAIRCUT HAI I REDESIGNED DTOID FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY HOPE YOU LIKE
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 06:27
3r0t1c n3rd
Happy Birthday to the allmighty queen of Dtoid! HAIL! HAIL HAIL!
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 06:29
Gibbo
You can get away with shooting the cars today. Happy Burfday.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 06:46
Riser Glen
Hurpy Burfday!
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 06:48
Dead Movie Star
Happy Birthday person who I know because you are on a podcast that I listen to!
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 06:55
Jamie McGinn
When I get out of work at 10pm ( :( ) we will shoot "teh" zombies together! I won't even shout at you for shooting the car.... much....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 06:56
Aziel13
ZOMG happy belaetd birfdey gurl
we gonnaz party like its your birfdey (waz)
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 06:57
Daxelman
Happy Birthday.

Wish I could shoot cars with you in L4D.

Maybe sometime next year.
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 07:09
Senisan
Happy Birthday! ^_^
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 07:11
AgentMOO
HAPPY BURFDAY

I HEARD YOU LIEK ZOMBYS!!

Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 07:12
Char Aznable
Sweet haircut, happy birthday!
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 07:12
ZServ
happyyyyy birthday :O
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 07:15
Half left
happy b-day.

You look like shit in that picture, get some sleep.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 07:18
Qraze
happy birthday. sweet 16! lol.
Kylius's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 07:28
Kylius
Good Times! Happy Birthday! And All sorts of other things!

O Shit! It's my 22nd Birthday EXACTLY 2 WEEKS TODAY. So Old...

Whereabouts in the UK are you celebrating?
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 07:30
RonBurgandy2010
Happy Birthday! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 07:32
garison
Happy BIRTHDAY, you silly brit, you.
Demios's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 07:35
Demios
Hippy Barfday!
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 07:49
EternalDeathSlayer
I just turned 22 a week ago, but hopefully your birthday will be better than mine. Happy Birthday!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 08:04
Justice
Happy Bday, but I don't trust your mysterious tinyURL's!
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 08:05
Fusiontr
Happy Birfday
I shall be shooting teh zombiez soon
so come join

I won't shout at you today for shooting cars n shit
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 08:13
Vlambo
OMFG HAPPY BURFDAI FELLOW FIRECROTCH.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 08:18
Timmeh
I'm 25 on Monday, Christmas time birthdays suck!

Anyway, Happy Birthday!
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 08:29
Haxan
Birthday. You has it. I hope that it's happy.
CarlCastello's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 08:32
CarlCastello
Cool. It's my birthday too. Enjoy your burfdai chompinz.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 08:40
galagabug
happy birthday. remember, witches like fleshlights. so always turn your fleshlight on when you hear a witch and encourage others to do the same.
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 08:58
Zen Albatross
Hoppy burthdeigh, miss english lady.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 08:58
007
Nice middle-aged mom haircut.


HAPPY BBBBIRTHDAYZ!
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 09:00
Clance
Happy birthday!

You look great, if a little less ginger :o(

Hope things are picking up, sorry to hear you've had a bad time. Dtoid always got <3 for you and your words and hair cuts.

Wish I had a 360 to join you in the Greenwich Mean Time.

Enjoy your day. It's your burfdai and you'll shoot cars if you want to.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 09:05
Jesus H Christ
Happy 14th birthday!
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 09:11
Mikey
Happy birthday! :)
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 09:29
MaxVest
Sorry, I used up your happy birthday on the other post. So, uh, happy Hanukkah.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 09:31
MrSadistic
ah man, I want to redesign my love all over your face.

Happy 16th Birthday. I hope you have fun in Bizarro world. I love you.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 09:43
Guagloves
Have a happy birthday! Also TOMB RAIDER TOMB RADIER
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 09:47
Phist
<3 HAPPY BDAY <3 (People, buy L4D on STEAM. STEEEEAAAAAMMMM.)

Lol @ galagabug & Max Vest.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 09:54
Brian Szabelski
I likes ur haircuts.

Also, happy burfdai :D
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 10:10
BS3 Owner
Here's to eating Brainz instead of Cake, NO?

HAPPY BDAY atheistium!!!
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 10:29
MrJunko
Herpes Barfday!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 10:30
AngelsDontBurn
Happy birthday. Hope it's an amazing one. :) <3
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 10:44
WastelandTraveler
HAPPY BFDAYS LAURENS~ <3
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 11:19
Chad Concelmo
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAUREN! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE WORD "AMAZING!" <3
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 11:33
Maurice Tan
Happy birthday!!!! I was gonna ask if you got a new haircut but then you already said so in the text :P

Here is a baby sloth for you:
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 11:40
nademagnet
Happy Day that commemorates your BERF!
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 11:52
Red TheHaze Veron
HAPIBERDAY!
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 11:58
Jesse Cortez
Happy Birthday Atheistium!
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2008 12:00
The GHost
Your birthday: have a happy one :D

Remember, it's your special day so you can shoot all the cars and walk through all the metal detectors that you want!
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