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MAH BURFDAI ... lul?
atheistium \| 5:27 AM on 12.19.2008	74 comments

It's my birthday which means I am allowed to spam random crap like a new fag. Nothing will ever top last
years post by Cannibalcalvin, but.. for now I shall talk shit.

First I wanna say thanks to everyone for their birthday twitters and
messages. I will touch you later on, with... money? Or cake...

I will be shootanz the carz and walking through metal detectArz later on in Left 4 Dead (evening GMT
tiem). So if people want to join my gamercard is to the right of this post and you can send me party invites. I'm
looking at you Young Scot! D:<

I has new haircuts today (hence picture above) and even though I just turned 22 I am still mistaken for 16! The
hairdresser was a little surprised :P /hi5 SO TODAY IS GOING VERY WELL.

Anyway kinda wanted to say sorry as well for being away. Life sucks right now, some people know that the
last few months especially has been hard. Deaths in the family and work being a total dick arse, I haven't
really had time to commit to dtoid like I used to :( I sowwy. I'll be back to regular bitch next year when things
have calmed down.

So yeah... not much to say really apart from that I'm a massive fag.

For those who don't know I gave my blog a bit of an overhaul, you can check it out at
viera.nu - it's full of crap. Enjoy <3

P.S when did everything fuck up in the cblogs? I wrote this in the cblog editor and it's fucking it up hard tiem.

Also Powerglove is a fucking legend!

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Mxyzptlk says:
(# 0) on 12/19/2008 05:46

HAPPY BURFDAY!!!! Haircut looks nice! Hopefully get to kill zombies with you at some point today!

Bizznet says:
(# 1) on 12/19/2008 05:58

Hizzappy burfday! I see that game box looks delicious.

nebones says:
(# 2) on 12/19/2008 06:09

Happy birthday! Nice hair!

Technophile says:
(# 3) on 12/19/2008 06:10

as I said in PowerGloves blog, happy birthday Lauren. You rule the proverbial school.

Niero says:
(# 4) on 12/19/2008 06:19

I LIKE YOUR HAIRCUT HAI I REDESIGNED DTOID FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY HOPE YOU LIKE

3r0t1c n3rd says:
(# 5) on 12/19/2008 06:27

Happy Birthday to the allmighty queen of Dtoid! HAIL! HAIL HAIL!

Gibbo says:
(# 6) on 12/19/2008 06:29

You can get away with shooting the cars today. Happy Burfday.

Riser Glen says:
(# 7) on 12/19/2008 06:46

Hurpy Burfday!

Dead Movie Star says:
(# 8) on 12/19/2008 06:48

Happy Birthday person who I know because you are on a podcast that I listen to!

The Young Scot says:
(# 9) on 12/19/2008 06:55

When I get out of work at 10pm ( :( ) we will shoot "teh" zombies together! I won't even shout at you for shooting the car.... much....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Aziel13 says:
(# 10) on 12/19/2008 06:56

ZOMG happy belaetd birfdey gurl
we gonnaz party like its your birfdey (waz)

Daxelman says:
(# 11) on 12/19/2008 06:57

Happy Birthday.

Wish I could shoot cars with you in L4D.

Maybe sometime next year.

Senisan82 says:
(# 12) on 12/19/2008 07:09

Happy Birthday! ^_^

AgentMOO says:
(# 13) on 12/19/2008 07:11

HAPPY BURFDAY

I HEARD YOU LIEK ZOMBYS!!

Char Aznable says:
(# 14) on 12/19/2008 07:12

Sweet haircut, happy birthday!

ZServ says:
(# 15) on 12/19/2008 07:12

happyyyyy birthday :O

Half left says:
(# 16) on 12/19/2008 07:15

happy b-day.

You look like shit in that picture, get some sleep.

Qraze says:
(# 17) on 12/19/2008 07:18

happy birthday. sweet 16! lol.

Kylius says:
(# 18) on 12/19/2008 07:28

Good Times! Happy Birthday! And All sorts of other things!

O Shit! It's my 22nd Birthday EXACTLY 2 WEEKS TODAY. So Old...

Whereabouts in the UK are you celebrating?

RonBurgandy2010 says:
(# 19) on 12/19/2008 07:30

Happy Birthday! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

garison says:
(# 20) on 12/19/2008 07:32

Happy BIRTHDAY, you silly brit, you.

Demios says:
(# 21) on 12/19/2008 07:35

Hippy Barfday!

EternalDeathSlayer says:
(# 22) on 12/19/2008 07:49

I just turned 22 a week ago, but hopefully your birthday will be better than mine. Happy Birthday!

Justice says:
(# 23) on 12/19/2008 08:04

Happy Bday, but I don't trust your mysterious tinyURL's!

Fusiontr says:
(# 24) on 12/19/2008 08:05

Happy Birfday
I shall be shooting teh zombiez soon
so come join

I won't shout at you today for shooting cars n shit

Vlambo says:
(# 25) on 12/19/2008 08:13

OMFG HAPPY BURFDAI FELLOW FIRECROTCH.

Timmeh says:
(# 26) on 12/19/2008 08:18

I'm 25 on Monday, Christmas time birthdays suck!

Anyway, Happy Birthday!

Haxan says:
(# 27) on 12/19/2008 08:29

Birthday. You has it. I hope that it's happy.

CarlCastello says:
(# 28) on 12/19/2008 08:32

Cool. It's my birthday too. Enjoy your burfdai chompinz.

galagabug says:
(# 29) on 12/19/2008 08:40

happy birthday. remember, witches like fleshlights. so always turn your fleshlight on when you hear a witch and encourage others to do the same.

Zen Albatross says:
(# 30) on 12/19/2008 08:58

Hoppy burthdeigh, miss english lady.

007 says:
(# 31) on 12/19/2008 08:58

Nice middle-aged mom haircut.

HAPPY BBBBIRTHDAYZ!

Clance says:
(# 32) on 12/19/2008 09:00

Happy birthday!

You look great, if a little less ginger :o(

Hope things are picking up, sorry to hear you've had a bad time. Dtoid always got <3 for you and your words and hair cuts.

Wish I had a 360 to join you in the Greenwich Mean Time.

Enjoy your day. It's your burfdai and you'll shoot cars if you want to.

Jesus H Christ says:
(# 33) on 12/19/2008 09:05

Happy 14th birthday!

Mikey says:
(# 34) on 12/19/2008 09:11

Happy birthday! :)

MaxVest says:
(# 35) on 12/19/2008 09:29

Sorry, I used up your happy birthday on the other post. So, uh, happy Hanukkah.

MrSadistic says:
(# 36) on 12/19/2008 09:31

ah man, I want to redesign my love all over your face.

Happy 16th Birthday. I hope you have fun in Bizarro world. I love you.

Guagloves says:
(# 37) on 12/19/2008 09:43

Have a happy birthday! Also TOMB RAIDER TOMB RADIER

Phist says:
(# 38) on 12/19/2008 09:47

<3 HAPPY BDAY <3 (People, buy L4D on STEAM. STEEEEAAAAAMMMM.)

Lol @ galagabug & Max Vest.

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 39) on 12/19/2008 09:54

I likes ur haircuts.

Also, happy burfdai :D

BS3 Owner says:
(# 40) on 12/19/2008 10:10

Here's to eating Brainz instead of Cake, NO?

HAPPY BDAY atheistium!!!

MrJunko says:
(# 41) on 12/19/2008 10:29

Herpes Barfday!

AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 42) on 12/19/2008 10:30

Happy birthday. Hope it's an amazing one. :) <3

WastelandTraveler says:
(# 43) on 12/19/2008 10:44

HAPPY BFDAYS LAURENS~ <3

Chad Concelmo says:
(# 44) on 12/19/2008 11:19

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAUREN! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE WORD "AMAZING!" <3

Professor Pew says:
(# 45) on 12/19/2008 11:33

Happy birthday!!!! I was gonna ask if you got a new haircut but then you already said so in the text :P

Here is a baby sloth for you:

nademagnet says:
(# 46) on 12/19/2008 11:40

Happy Day that commemorates your BERF!

Redzie says:
(# 47) on 12/19/2008 11:52

HAPIBERDAY!

Tactix says:
(# 48) on 12/19/2008 11:58

Happy Birthday Atheistium!

The GHost says:
(# 49) on 12/19/2008 12:00

Your birthday: have a happy one :D

Remember, it's your special day so you can shoot all the cars and walk through all the metal detectors that you want!

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