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Games you never finished.. and don't know why!
atheistium | 3:59 PM on 06.12.2007 57 comments




We all get into a game, play it about 70% through and then for some reason.. just stop and never end up finishing. This has only happened to me twice but I am bewildered as to why it's happened in the first place.

So the games in question are Dark Chronicle (ie Dark Cloud 2) and Final Fantasy III (DS). Two good games worthy of completion! What went wrong?

Dark Chronicle was getting really good. I had finished all the map's and now I was having to go back to them and find the extra levels hidden under. This just so happened that I got accepted onto the scholarship program for High School in Japan. Not only was I desperately trying to finish the game before I left for the year but also to organise life issues, end a relationship with a guy I truly loved, resolve some old problems, earn some more money from my job and pass my A-Level Exams all at the same time! I never got time to finish DC and I jetted off to Japan for 5 months of confusing TV and social LOL's!

When I got back from Japan however, I was a free lady. No job, no college, nothing to worry about. Perfect gaming time, right? Ideally I wanted to get a job, save up and move out and/or go to university. The latter never happened however when I sat down and got ready to finish off Dark Chronicle it never happened... Well, it started to. I got through 2 levels and then stopped. Obviously I had to update everyone on my arrival back in the UK and I can play DC any time! It just so happened.. I couldn't get back into the game that I had abandoned for so long. Is it only me? I want to complete the game, oh hell I do. However as soon as I turn it on, I just think I could be playing something better! When did my enthusiasm for this game vanish!?

Same story with Final Fantasy III, I pre-ordered the north American copy! Ensuring I would not have to wait a year until it's arrival in the UK. First time I really got into my DS and I was only playing one other game on it, Kira Kira Music Hour... a girly pink music rhythm game based on the Pinky Street series. My friend Mike had lent it me and for some reason I wanted to collect all of those cute clothes. So time for FF3 was split in two. I spent a good 13 hour session one time on FF3, my hand was killing!

Then I went to do a gaming event, I took my DS but working 13 hour days makes you just want to drink & sleep after. Also during the event most people just pop onto pictochat and draw penis'. After returning back home I found out I was to move out of my place and find a new one. I had also received my American copy of FF12 so that went number one priority as I don't have an American PS2 but my room mate did. FF3 was put in a box with my DS and then moved off to my new place. Soon after moving in I got my 360 and pretty much left my DS to dust until Pokeman Pearl was unleashed onto the interwebbs!

I am flying to America in the next 2 months so maybe I'll play it on the plane but I really haven't had the energy or passion to get back into the game. But I really don't understand why with two games I have enjoyed from the start, I suddenly can't get back into! Maybe the arrival of social gaming with xbox live has destroyed my ability to get back into older 1 player games. I am playing through Tomb Raider Anniversary now though... I can't explain it!

So what games have you abandoned but wanted to complete?



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Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 06:14
Silverhertz
Icewind Dale 2....computer has needed to be reformatted so many times I just dont think I can bring myself to clear a town full of pussy goblins one more time.
Rbj's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 06:30
Rbj
Almost every game I've ever bought.

Im terrible for starting games, and then never finishing them :/
lwesquire's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 06:32
lwesquire
Final Fantasy vii and viii. The first because I got locked in a story arc with no backup save, and was nowhere near high level enough to defeat the boss at the end (it involved a giant robot walking towards a city, if you didn't defeat it before it touched down, game over). Number 8... I got to what was probably the end of the game, and just, well, lost interest. Knowing that all the game had in store from thereon in was an hour of solid boss battling and plot twists just killed it. Same goes for the original Dark Cloud. In fact, I don't think I've ever finished one RPG. Hmm.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 06:57
Hollie Bennett
final fantasy 9, i just hated myself for ever even starting to play it.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 07:05
Tino
I would make an attempt at listing the games but I think theres some rules against excess flood.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 07:23
Aaron Mxy Yost
Pretty much every FPS I ever start. I get tired of them about 3/4 of the way through, and never finish. I fully planned on finishing Half-Life, but my save file corrupted half-way through, and I was all "man, screw that". Then I went out for burgers. They were pretty good.

THE END
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 07:37
Snaileb
FF9 was my favorite... =(


I never finished Lost Planet. Yucky game.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 07:57
BlindsideDork
Gladius (I loved it but only got a quarter into it, saddly)
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within (got lost when I ran to find secret teddy bear weapon)
Alien Hominid
Final Fantasy IV(GBA, lost it but just found it)
Spartan: Total Warrior (got stuck at a tough spot)
Resident Evil X: Code Veronica

Maybe a few more...
3r0t1c n3rd's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 08:04
3r0t1c n3rd
Definately FF6. I don't have the nerve to level my guys up for 2 weeks, just so I can see the credits. Not when there is Youtube.

And I never got around to finish Time Splitters 3. After the 10th or so death at the endboss, I just said "Aw, screw that!"

Also got a ton of 8 and 16-bit games on a emulator, which I never bothered to finish.
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 08:47
Milofo
I have seen so much weird shit while in Japan that I could write a thesis on the Japanese social LOLs as you put it. I find the TV not confusing but rather boring sonce all it is, is the cooking shows where all the food is delicious no matter what.

As for games I never got back to; what comes to mind for me is Persona 2 and, ironically enough, Dark Cloud 2.

Persona 2 because this boss was impossible to defeat unless you earned a certain persona, which if I wanted to get would involve me backtracking through the entire dungeon on foot, play for an hour or so to earn the persona, play for another hour or so to level the persona high enough to get the skills you need, and going all the way through the dungeon again. A tad bit a pain in the ass if you ask me.

Dark Cloud 2 because school and other games came around.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 08:53
SLiFE
There's way too much shit that I never finished.
There was a period from 2002-2005 where I would buy used games all the time. Atleast one every 2 weeks. I never finished 2/3 of them.
But most notable of the games I quit is probably Metroid Prime. I remember something about backtracking to find keys, and that killed it for me.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 09:17
Colette Bennett
Holy shit. We need to talk about that Kira Kira Music Hour game.
Deadback's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 09:30
Deadback
I never finished Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask because some asshat(s) snuck in my apartament and cleaned it out. I mean they stole the N64 I'd had since I was a kid for christsakes...

I was still trying to figure out how to get to the boss of the Snow Village dungeon. Gay.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 10:07
galagabug
alright, who wants to throw tomoatoes at me.

i do this all the time, b/c i get a game when i'm almost done with the one i'm playin, and jump ship. i do this with almost every game.

most recent offenses:
gears of war: i'm up to RAAM but never bothered beating him.
okami: i'm really far, really really far (over 85%), but i just never picked it back up.
resident evil 4: always awsome, but alwayas get sidetracked.
legend of zelda. twilight princess: not too far, takes too damn long to get anything done.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 10:12
tazarthayoot
The one game I've never beaten that I'm truly ashamed for is Final Fantasy VII. Hell, I've never made it past the first disc in that game.

I know I know, you don't have to say it. Just go ahead and start throwing the stones.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 11:48
Pangloss
With the exception of FFVI, I haven't beaten a single one of the Final Fantasies I've played. On 3, 5, 7, and 8, I have save files so anytime I care to I could stroll up and take on the final boss, but I never get around to it. It irks me terribly.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 12:20
bhive01
Currently, It's been Twilight Princess. I was really busy trying to graduate so I had to put it down for a while. Then I graduated, picked it up again and forgot where I was and what I was doing... I'll have to read a walkthrough to the point I am at to catch up. Pokemon Pearl and Phoenix Wright 2 on my DS have kept me busy.

Overall, I finish every game that I buy at least once even if it's just on "easy", unless it never ends or it's too difficult to get to the end. There are some NES games I never finished, but it wasn't from lack of trying. Battletoads I'm looking at you!
Garbz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 13:06
Garbz
Donkey Kong 64 was the first game i never finished. I just found it too boring after a while.

Second one was Golden Sun 2: The Lost Age, thought i've recently played through the first again and started an awesome link game on GS: TLA. My handheld project to finish over the summer before i go back to:

Pokemon Pearl which is the fourth and latest game that i havn't finished. I did all the main story but filling the National Pokedex got tedious so i'm taking a break and will finish that during the summer when GS: TLA is finished and i have my DS hooked up to the interwebz for trade evolutions etc.

The third game i've left unfinished is Twilight Princess. I got upto the Palace of Twilight and then hit January exams so i stopped. Since then i havn't had the energy to go back to it.

Will likely finish it fairly quickly this summer though.
Ausl0's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 13:09
Ausl0
Banjo Kazooie for the N64. Me and my my brother got to Gruntilda or whatever the witch's name is but never felt like beating her. Also unlocking everyone's ending story in Tekken 5 was something I never got around to doing.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 13:11
Rockvillian
Jade Empire. After awhile I kinda... I dunno, got the point. I stop playing most games this way cause I always end up wanting a switch in the gameplay but it never happens.

Good example of a game that kept my interest when I was losing it: God of War. Blade of Artemis FTW.
Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 13:17
Corncobtacular
Does anyone remember Crystalis? Yeah, that was my game that i never beat when i was younger. I just got stuck and never figured out that i had to go back to a previous town for some reason. I'm not sure why, but that never occurred to me. I want that game to come to XBLA so it's upgraded when i finally go back and play it.

imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 13:20
imbeta
I think a better question (for those of us, as I'm reading the list, who pull the same shit) would be GAMES YOU ACTUALLY FINISHED.

Of the myriad of games I own, from day one in the NES system, i can list maybe 10 that I've actually finished. Among these: God of War 1 & 2 (PS2) Little Mermaid (NES) Super Mario Bros (NES) Super Mario World (SNES) Resident Evil 2 (PS1) ... wait, I can't think of any others.

Dammit.
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 13:20
Reeper
there's a few.
james bond agent under fire got kinda boring
eternal darkness...that goddamned boss kept beating me. i beat the boss, and lost interest after that.
legend of zelda: twilight princess. yeahh, dunno. i'll finish it. but probably not today. or tomorrow.
ekoala2002's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 14:53
ekoala2002
I did the same thing with Final Fantasy III. I was really loving it, but then I got distracted because I had just received my flash rom, and I was playing a lot of homebrew stuff. I never got back into FF3. I don't understand why...*shrug*
GENACON's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2007 16:54
GENACON
Dark Chronicle, I bought that game after i finished dark cloud, a game which i enjoyed. But I've never actually played Dark Chronicle. I just never got around to playing it.

I'm with imbeta on this one.
How many games have you finished?

Finished About 40 of the hundreds of games i own, started but not finished about 50 or so games and have bought but never played the other hundred or so games.

Such a waste, so little time.
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 01:46
Reeper
i'm with puppet on the ds games, i have yet to finish any of them.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 01:55
atheistium
I think the main trend is that people find other games to replace the ones they just stopped. I have a few other titles I've yet to finish but those 2 games were my main "wtfs" on why I stopped.
vampireblood's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 02:11
vampireblood
Okay first of all this should be games you have never finished and know why because most of us do know why we couldn't finish them. They were impossible to us and no matter how hard we tried we failed.

-Okay promise not to laugh-

Promise...

Donkey Kong on Nintendo 64 was the first game I could never finish. I got to the end part where you had to get 2 gold coin thingies to unlock the end. The second one was in the classic Donkey Kong arcade machine. (the one where your mario and donkey kong flings barrels at you)

No matter how hard I tried I never beat that game EVER! and it still haunts me to this very day.

Sometimes I wish every single developer on that game was shot in the head for putting that in the game 0_o

Yes I know violence won't solve my problems but C'on FFS I hate that game (*bitter tone)
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 02:26
tazarthayoot
Was there an actual end to Donkey Kong arcade?
JihadJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 02:30
JihadJoe
I'll be honest. Despite my undying affection for Resident Evil 4, I never finished it...

It was weird. I got probably through %85 of RE4 and just randomly stopped one day. Since then my 2nd game disc has disappeared, promptly extinguishing my dreams of conquering one of my favorite games of all time.

Oh well, happens to the best of us, right?
nightmareci's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 03:35
nightmareci
The only major game that remains unfinished for me is Star Ocean: Till the End of Time. The major reason for this is the fact that the game wasn't actually mine (borrowed from a friend), and my friend had to have the game back right when I got to a pretty crucial part of the game, but not necessarily the end (I have no idea how close I was to the end, I refuse to read about a games' story until I've beaten it). Also, I believe the memory card that had the saving got corrupt, so that's a double whammy to me ever finishing that game. I'd still like to finish it, if I can ever get my hands on the game for enough time to beat it from start to finish, if I can't recover the corrupt save. I have many other games to be finished, but that's the one with the most interesting story.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 04:15
ZServ
Final Fantasy 7. Got to the pyramid place, said 'fuck this' because i couldnt figure it out. Zelda 2. Waaaay too hard. Got to the second dungeon. Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories. Got to destiny islands, and needed a 2 card. used all my other cards going back trying to GET a 2 card. fuckin bitch :|. I'll probably finish that one though. Final Fantasy 12. Iono, it just seemed weird to me. I got to the spaceship and the laser sensors and just got bored with it. God of War 2. Same as above, got bored with it. Dark Cloud. Shit man, i got up one day and played that game for like 7 hours. then i got to the second village and it annoyed me, stopped playing. Star Ocean: Till The End of Time. Bought it, got to the mansion place, low health, no potion or healing thingers.
Chrono Trigger. This one i regret alot. I've only ever been able to play it on emulators. I'm hoping it comes out for Virtual Console soon. although, on my Dell Axim x51 i got to the future town and then the big ass boss at the top of the building thing. Got stuck there. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. Honestly, I regret not finishing ANY zelda game, so i usually beat all of em even if it means me ending up hating it because i didnt wanna play it and i made myself. I'm actually playing through this game now though, I still have my gameboy color so i picked up a copy. Yeah, I leave alot of games unfinished. when I beat one though i know i'll play the game through at least 7 times :P I'll probably beat ff12 sometime. dont know if it will be soon though :D
vampireblood's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 05:00
vampireblood
@JihadJoe

What were you playing it on? PS2? PC? Gamecube?

I played it on PC and using the mouse aim cursor mod.

I found it to be one of the best games I've ever played but completing it once was enough for me. I might go back and play it sometime...
TheRob91's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 05:31
TheRob91
FFVI, I went back and played it on an emulator after 9 came out, because 9 sucked and the graphics were just too bad. And I had Diablo II, that game sucked so much time out of my life I should be able to sue blizzard for thievery.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 06:12
UglyDuck
The two biggest examples i can think of are Halo and Warrior Within, but i know why on both counts:

1. Halo - The Library was BORING. It was really mindnumbingly dull. Aside from the fact that playing those levels on heroic and legendary are nigh impossible and damn annoying, there are also loads of ways that you can just die randomly; you can fall through the floor, get in the way of those stupid flying lasers, be blown up by those walking bombs (or just run forward, run backward, all the goddamn time), or if you lose your shield, you'll die instantly from those things latching onto your head. I didn't give up; i did eventually complete it, i think i had just lost my patience by the end of that level.

2. Warrior Within - Hard to really say why I stopped playing this, but still more obvious than most games where i simply just stopped playing (Red Faction 1 & 2, XIII, King Kong, Time Splitters 2, Rogue Agent (hey, most of these are on the GC... coninsidence or trend?), Killer 7, Viewtiful Joe and so on). I stopped playing WW after the boss fight with that woman in red, i was about 45% into the game as far as it remember. I think it was taking up to much space on my hard drive, and as much as i wanted to finish it, I could say anything right now and it wouldn't make any difference because no-one's going to read this so to hell with the formula, I like corn sympa-thesis.
Mazda's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 07:45
Mazda
A couple of final fantasy games and no ive never finished any and now hate the series. Kotor- I enjoyed it but got distracted, GTA2-Probably mroe hours into this game then any other game but I never finished it, Lord of the rings FOTR(eww), Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow(loved number one and played it right through, Oblivion(Loved it but never actually started the main quest but made my way up the ranks of the brotherhood), Call of Duty 2(I was close to finishing I think!
I should be answering games I HAVE finished. That's limited to Full Throttle, Halo, Halo 2, One of the Monkey Island games, Gears of War, Unreal 2, Pokemon Blue, Splinter Cell... thats all I can think of for now.
Kozuch's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 08:37
Kozuch
I finish most games, but you are right, there are those select few that you can never get through. One I can think of that I didn't finish out of pure frustration was Bayou Billy. Goddamn alligators...But more recently, I found myself unable to finish crackdown. It was a decent game and all, but once I maxed out my abilities, I just didn't really care any more. I can't put my finger on why either. Repetitiveness has nothing to do with it, as I still play shadow of the collossus over and over again to this day. It's just one of those things I guess, some games just can't keep you interested.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 09:12
-D-
I abandoned both Psychonauts and Killer7 for no reason whatsoever. I just stopped playing for the day and then didn't touch them. You can hold off on the vegetable throwing because I finished Psychonauts last year and took care of Killer7 a few months ago.

I guess I'm on the road to recovery.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 09:13
-D-
@Ugly Phil

There's no reason to finish Warrior Within. Just play Sands of Time again and pretend it's the sequel.

You keep your corn sympa-thesis away from me.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 09:34
UglyDuck
The reason to finish it is the same reason i finished MoH: Rising Sun, The Sentinal Crisis, Blinx the Time Sweeper - because i want to play and complete as many games as possible. That way, I'll make the top 10 list in life.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 09:35
UglyDuck
And be able to write "ASS" as my initials. Take that, God(s).
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 09:40
-D-
You sir, are a masochist, but I bow to you.
ohgr89's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 16:19
ohgr89
kid chameleon
ekoala2002's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 16:20
ekoala2002
I also never finished Breath of Fire III. I started playing it, and I was all into it, but then I hit a hard area and I needed to level up some, so I lost interest for no reason. I have been meaning to play it again, but There are so many other games I would rather be playing.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 16:33
DJDuffy
is this a repost or sumthin? Anywho...I've just picked up Oblivion again because I didn't finish it last year. That game is just too damn big!
kakusei's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 17:24
kakusei
Okami! I got up to the bit where you finish the main boss and return light to the world, or whatever, then it just carries on!? I thought it was going to end. Haven't played it since, even though I was really enjoying it. Gotta get back to it sometime, after I get through the 20 or so other games I currently trying to finish :-/
Ajaw15's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2007 21:51
Ajaw15
I never finished beyond good and evil. I cant even say that i got an hour into it. its a damn beautifull game but i guess it just got lost in the shuffle. and FF9 n' 8. i've got two brothers, both beat them before me. so i saw the endings twice. soured me.
Campbell's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2007 01:20
Campbell
My biggest regrets of video game incompletion are Phantasy Star IV and Shining Force II.

With Phantasy Stay IV, I was able to play it through the Sega Channel. To my dismay, after a month of playing the game almost non-stop, the God damn channel switched the game roster around, thus ending my quest for completion.
I was so heartbroken over this, it pains me to this day to try and restart a file using a rom.




With Shining Force II, I got over-excted for the new Toejam and Earl, and ended up trading it in along with WWF Raw and High Seas Havoc.

cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2007 02:30
cjpkiller
im amazed no one said anything about spheda yet...

the reason I never finished dark cloud 2 was spheda... spheda ftw.
thekilljoy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2007 12:07
thekilljoy
Wow, i can't even cover them all... I'll hit the high points :D

first game never finished: Night Stalker on the ancient, weird-brown machine called Intellivision (oh how i miss you, 8bit)

More recently i've come to the mystifying problem of never starting games... like the add on for Act of War, i loved AoW, i figure i'll love the expansion.. but i just can't bring myself to install the bugger! (especially since i have c&c 3 freshly unwrapped!)

those racing games that run on endlessly.. need for speed most wanted, i'm looking at you buddy.

gta3 was so much fun wiht things hacked that i couldn't bring myself to finish it, i just wanted to ram 30,000lb taxis into pursuing police and watch them fly!
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