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First ever Tomb Raider Underworld Footage
atheistium | 3:23 PM on 07.15.2008 31 comments


VIDEO TAKEN DOWN, GO HERE FOR NEW FOOTAGE
Up before the E3 footage tomorrow, and up before the debut trailer on spike TV. Gametrailers presents the first public look at Tomb Raider Underworld.

Commence fapping :D

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

While short and sweet we get an interesting look at how Lara's new look and actions take place in Underworld. While the 'slow motion' scene seemed a little odd I am really happy with the way Lara is now motion captured! Finally. Anyway, enjoy the new Lara and expect a huge post from me with tomorrows full E3 Tomb Raider coverage!

If they have taken it down then a replacement is here.



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Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 15:36
Pedro Blandino
shoot them mailboxes :D

also jellyfishes look like crap.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 15:41
Maurice Tan
Blue is the new brown.
Nogarda's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 15:45
Nogarda
wow that looks sweet and the standing oin the swing bar shows they have at least thought about improving the platforming rather than just sticking to the old formula, and adding new enviros and story to the game.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 15:49
nademagnet
I like wetsuit lara :)
cbebop007's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 15:50
cbebop007
Goddammit I hate underwater gaming.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 15:55
atheistium
@cbebop007 only small part of the game :)
I234P3I2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 16:02
I234P3I2
That underwater level looked like ps2 graphics.

also,brown..
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 16:05
RonBurgandy2010
Thank God, I also hate underwater gaming, so boring.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 16:07
Y0j1mb0
I want this game.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 16:08
Justice
lol @ pew

Lauren is to Tomb Raider as Power Glove is to Rock Band.

It's looking pretty good!
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 16:10
Morrius
Ah how handy, the oblivious octopus has positioned itself directly under a spiky thing which drops.

Also, guns don't work underwater. I'm a Tomb Raider fan but this looks like junk. Way too early to tell though, I'm sure they'll do a decent job considering the last two releases.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 16:11
Kryptinite
i like it :)
ShadokatRegn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 16:18
ShadokatRegn
The Graphics don't look as updated as they probably should, though they have the 7th gen darkness down pat.

Otherwise, shooting things, and raiding dark places, seems like a good time all around :)
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 16:20
atheistium
ENTER DEFEND FANGIRL MODE

@Morrius This is just a preview the developers have said your pistols are very useless underwater and you have the appropriate weaponry for underwater battles.

@RonBurgandy2010 its not all underwater dammit!
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 16:42
SnakeDude4Life
Needs MOAR zombies.
Vixen's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 16:52
Vixen
Never was a a fan of Tomb Raider

P.S still looks shitty if you ask me :/
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 17:02
Danmartigan
lara wetsuit FTW
shooting sharks FTL

oh well. fapfapfap
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 17:13
Clance
Love how they steer clear of sterettyping females by showing a nice view of her arse as the first piece of non-underwater footage.

Poor girl needs some shoes on with all that straddling rusty pole action.

Looks like Tomb Raider, but can it match Uncharted?

Green Peace will be on to this one in a flash soon though. Maybe the youth of today should get influenced into trying to kill sharks so they can all get eaten.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 17:38
Clint
Pretty cool stuff. I still have to play Anniversary first though.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 18:12
Orionsaint
they took down the link, wtf
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 18:14
Jamie McGinn
It looks pretty good, I haven't played a Tomb Raider game in ages, so I might give this one a go.

Also, fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 18:14
Orionsaint
NICE ASS ANIMATION!!!
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2008 19:41
MATTFOO
fap fap fapf apf pa fpa fp afpa dpafmf fapf apf ap fap fap!
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 01:22
Skribble
wow, jumping from pillar to pillar, I remember doing that 7 years ago.

also wow, turning 3 different objects to match up, how innovative. Here's hoping they include valve turning, lever pulling and, my favorite, "push the object on to the button" puzzles; no way am I sick of those.

tripple wow, Lara wears a bikini. Surely they aren't trying to cover up horribly boring and out of date game design with sexual references. What? The Tomb Raider franchise? Never!

I wonder if I will get to verse wolves, wild cats, bears and gorillas.



I'll pass.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 06:04
atheistium
@Skribble wow in fps i run from mission to mission shooting targets. I remember doing that 7 years ago.

In rpg's you fight monsters, I REMEMBER DOING THAT SEVEN YEARS AGO!
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 06:13
Clance
Yeah, I remember playing as a muscle bound marine who is using his physical presence to avoid being seen in a non-masculine light, for fear of seeming weak, seven years ago.

Over the top macho-ness in shoot 'em ups? Never!!

(Maybe more than seven years ago too)
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 16:41
McSnow
"Sorry, but we couldn't find the movie you requested!"

Noooooooooooooooo[/over-acting]

Must see new moption captured titties!
The Duke's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 02:06
The Duke
@Skribble, that's not a bikini, its a one piece swimming costume. But yeah, I've never got along with tomb raider, personally it's essentially the dog that's had it's day and I see from the use of a sticking out pole you can swing round as proof for not being able to teach a dog new tricks.
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